I saw this rumor floating around early Monday, and I decided against writing about it because it seemed like a pretty standard famewhore non-story that was likely started by Kamp Kardashian. And now it’s been denied and rejected, so why not dissect this mess? It all started when Media TakeOut reported a rumor that Kim Kardashian had gotten pregnant by Kanye West. Apparently, according to their sources, Kim and Kanye have been hooking up on-and-off over the past few years, with no strings attached. And then on one of the “five or six” times they hooked up on over the past few months, Kim allegedly got pregnant. According to Media Takeout, once again. They claimed that they had “overheard” an “insider” or something.

Anyway, Hollyscoop was the first site to get a denial:

The laughable report started on MediaTakeOut.com and made its way to several other websites within hours, but Hollyscoop can confirm EXCLUSIVELY that Kim is NOT pregnant.

A source very close to Kim tells Hollyscoop the report is “absolutely not true,” adding that the report is simply “ridiculous.”

MediaTakeOut reported, “Kim has been seeing Kanye [West] off and on for years now. But this summer, they [hooked up] five or six times.” The insider continued, “Kanye told her that he didn’t want anything serious, but Kim really likes him.”

Not only is this a stupid rumor, but Kim and Kanye haven’t even been photographed together in months. So where they came up with this is beyond me.

[From Hollyscoop]

And then Gossip Cop printed the denial, and now even People Magazine is reporting the denial, this one straight from Kim, who told the magazine, “The rumors are absolutely not true. I’m not pregnant.” I can’t believe People Magazine is now in the business of printing Kim Kardashian’s formal denials of a dumb story she probably started herself! WTF?

BUT – notice Kim isn’t denying getting on Kanye’s dong. That’s interesting. You think Gabriel Aubry is her “official” piece and Kanye is her “secret side piece”?