– Penelope Cruz swears she’s met Suri. [A Socialite’s Life]
– Ex porn star Asia Carerra had an uncomplicated, unassisted home birth just six weeks after her husband died in a car accident. [Celebrity Baby Blog]
– Carmen Electra becomes the face of a new diet pill that’s also supposed to make you pretty [CelebGuru]
– Star Jones’ husband, Al Reynolds, got a boody call in the middle of the night from a big guy in a hat [Hollywood Rag]
– Is Eva Mendes in Kabbalah? She’s wearing a red string on her left wrist. [The Bastardly]
– Those kids that Lindsay Lohan claims were almost killed by the paparrazi in that crazy e-mail she sent? They were taking camera phone pictures of her. [Mollygood]
– Ashlee Simpson’s upskirt photos reveal that she wears white panties. [Egotastic]
– Jessica Simpson wants to start her own line of bras [Junkiness]
– Jennifer Aniston got a new dog to replace the one she just dumped. [Just Jared]
– Paris Hilton swears she’s just had sex with a “couple of boyfriends.” The rest of the guys were random hookups. [yeeeah]
– Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Saarsgard at the The World Trade Center premiere. [PopSugar]
– Barney the Doberman ripped up a bunch of the priceless teddybears he was hired to guard. [DListed]
– Jennifer Lopez drops out of the Dallas remake [Jordan is your Homeboy]
– Brad Pitt looks extra DILF-y [Hot Momma Drama]