I’m pretty sure Radar Online is paying Mother Crackhead in Botox, lip injections and meth, because Dina Lohan has given her second “exclusive” interview in two days to Radar. Yesterday, Mother Crackhead was going on and on about how offended and hurt her milkaholic child was about Gwyneth Paltrow’s Glee jokes. Now, in this new interview, Mother Crackhead talks about how Lindsay was approached to be on Dancing With the Stars, but Daughter Crackhead tried to get the producers to take Dina instead. Oh, Mother Crackhead. Why can’t I quit you? You are neither a “star” nor “lucid” enough to appear on live television.
Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer to appear on Dancing With the Stars, her mom Dina tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.
“We are huge fans of the show and think it’s incredible,” Dina said. “We’ll watch it, but it is not going to happen. Lindsay actually told the woman at Dancing With The Stars who made the offer that ‘you need to take my mom!'”
As RadarOnline was first to report, producers for the hit reality television show recently tried to land Lindsay for the show. While Dina confirmed Lindsay gave the offer serious consideration, the Mean Girls star, 24, has decided to keep her focus on her drug and alcohol rehabilitation.
“Lindsay is a great dancer, but she’s taking a break right now. She has been through a lot,” Dina told RadarOnline.com. “Our family loves the show because I’m a dancer, and I taught dance when Lindsay was growing up. I dragged her from one dance studio to another, and she sat in front of the mirrors and watched, while I taught.”
Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Elden Fox ordered the recovering actress to remain in treatment at Betty Ford until January 3 after a series of probation violations, including a positive test for cocaine. The time at Betty Ford has made an impression on Dina, who praised her daughter’s efforts.
“She just needs to come out (from Betty Ford) healthy and happy and will,” Dina told RadarOnline.com. “After she has some time off, she has so many projects she is considering… and her true love is film.”
[From Radar]
This interview should be given to all expectant mothers as an example of how you should never treat nor talk about your children. Does Dina think we’re all as blitzed as her? That if just repeats “Lindsay is doing great, she’s got plenty of offers” enough times it will somehow sink in for the general public, like all of our memories of years of cracked out shenanigans will just wash away? Also: Lindsay’s “true love” is film? I think her “true love” is being a cracked-out famewhore, but whatever.
oh that’s right, this bitch was a rockette or something like that or so she thought anyway LOL
since when is this bitch a star? jesus.
I don’t like that show, but would tune in just to see this mess.
PLEASE GOD MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
She wasn’t a Rockette like she claims, right? That’s the general consensus among gossip mongers?
What a delusional twat.
I enjoy DWTS but if you were once truely a “star”, it is the end of the road. If you want your first 15 minutes DWTS is a good place to start.
Come to think of it…Lelo would be a perfect candidate for the show.
I can’t stop laughing at her – she looks like Charo, which is an insult to Charo!
Yes, let it happen and let her get Maks as her partner….he will beat her into rationality.
When is this HAG going to STFU about her screwed up daughter? Christ Almighty, Dina continues to throw Lilo under the bus. This is NOT going to help Lilo’s recovery, knowing she can’t TRUST HER OWN MOTHER.
Dear God, I thought that last picture was of Kate Gosselin.
@KJ
She said she was a Rockette but there is no record of it so looks like she made it up.
If Lindsay makes it to the February 25th court hearing and completes probation .She will have 6/7 months of sobriety and 2011 can be a fresh start for her.
wouldn’t she be a ringer because of her having been a Rockette…? oh, wait, that’s right…she LIED about that. A spokesperson for Radio City Music Hall said there was no record of it.
she’s even delusional in her reminiscing…”lindsay watched while I taught”…yeah, RIGHT… you taught her everything she knows, right? is that why you were such a big star, Dina?
They need to change the name to “Dancing with the Fame Hos.”
Since the Rockette lie was found out she is now trying the “I was a dance instructor” lie? Classic…
Completely off topic cuz idc abt the Lohans. I think CB should really run that story about Jada admitting that she doesn’t enforce any rules on her children bc she considers them to be “little people”…ummm I’m sorry but isn’t that what Scientologists believe? And weren’t they defending they’re “we’re not scientologists just bc we hang out w Tom Cruise” act? Sketchy, sketchy…me thinks Xenu got another 1
“They need to change the name “Dancing with the Fame Hos.”
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or Dancing with the bottom feeders that need to make the rent. Just an idea..
i thought lindsay’s true love was fashion design? and that she would rather be modeling than acting?
I hadn’t read the Rockette thing was a lie. LMAO! That is too funny.
I know Lilo is an adult, and responsible for her own actions, but with a mother like this, Lilo is almost bound to fail.
I would have to medicate myself to put up with Dina.
Her true love is film?
Ugh, film, really? Film? Ugh. Because her entire body of work is a series of indie gems.
@abbizmal: I’m with you. I have never seen it but would tune in to watch Dina for as long as she stays on. I love a good train wreck.
Dina once saw a commercial for the Radio City Christmas Spectacular when she was coked out of her gourd & thinks that makes her a Rockette. I hope Lindsay fires her. But when that happens, be prepared for Linday’s REALLY dirty laundry to get aired out. White Oprah would not hesitate for one hot second to sell her out for a key bump.
“February will be 6-7 months sober for her?” That would mean she has been sober since last May. What have you been drinking?
UUUGGGHHHHHHH
I seriously dislike the Lohans.
they both disgust me…
c’mon, y’all know you’ll be watching this mess;)
The only thing that makes me feel sorry for Lindsay is her parents, and I do think that Dina is worst parent which is saying alot. She needs to STFU and worry about her kids.
I seriously thought one of those pictures was Kate Gosselin too.
Wouldn’t it be interesting if they were actually the same person? Ducking back and forth for publicity-whore moments, lying about their capabilities, & taking turns completely fucking up their children’s lives? xD Have we ever seen these two at the same time before?
She is nothing but a pathetic leech. She is such a nutcase, that she has no idea what a horrible parent she is. Dina should definitely win the ‘World’s Worst Mother’ award. Hopefully, DWTS has a tad bit of standards, and will not let this delusional a*hole on the show. Then again, they did have Bristol and Kate G, on the show, so who knows. Somebody needs to lock Dina in jail, and throw away the key. No wonder Lindsay is where she is now, with an enabler like her mother, and father.
@Lady D
She failed the drug tests on the 7th and 10th of September and her sobriety has been enforced ever since through drug testing, the scram and rehab.
Anyway its a BIG if whether she can stay clean and sober after she leaves rehab on January 3rd.
Lindsay suggested her mother because Dina really, really needs the money, because there’s no money coming in with Lindsay in rehab, and few people in show business seem to know about “savings”. Dina is a dancer so if she could get the public’s vote she should be able to last a long time on the show and the longer she stays the more money she makes, that’s why Kate Gosselin (another “Star”)was selling her kids to the viewers every week, when she was on the show, to get the viewers to keep her on. I’m sick of the Lohans so at the moment I wouldn’t even like to see Lindsay on DWTS. I’d appreciate Lindsay more if she really had just gone away, got healthy and then had come back with a bang, but that’s impossible for her to do now because she’s wasted so much time already that she can’t afford to go away now. Dina will probably get the job because that way the show will still get Lindsay in the audience. Michael Lohan will just die if Dina gets this gig; he might just start to campaign for a spot and THAT would be something I would like to see: A Lohan showdown on DWTS!
FFS! The Lohans need to hibernate for about 30 years
Wow, DWTS is really scraping the bottom of the barrel now. The network must have it in for that show. First Palin, now Lohan? Thought they had higher standards than that.
Only if she is the very FIRST to GO.
Ew. Why in every picture can we see right up Dina’s nose? And why is it so hairy up there?
She’s gross in every way.
I would watch the hell out of this show if she were on it. I would take it out back and get it pregnant, that’s how much I would love it. 😆
@Spring (#34)- Ew, I never noticed that before. xD Thanks for bringing that to my attention, now I’m always going to notice.
And I think it’s pretty obvious that DWTS has NO standards anymore.
Dina Lohan looks so freaky with that cropped nose. She should sue her plastic surgeon.
@Spring, well shit now I have to go back up and look at her pics just to see.
well DWTS “the star” bit is like z-list.
so dina would fit right in!
PLUS HELLO! HOT MESS!
the lohans are better than christmas, because they are a gift that keeps giving.
OMG, dina would be trying to whore out ali-lohan too and talk about lindsay too.
PLUS wouldnt you like to see the judges tear down Dina’s uber self-confidence?
She’s got to get money somewhere, LoHo has blown it all and Daddy spends whatever he scrounges on botox.
Who would vote for her? At least Kate had a few that were still her fans then to keep her on.
being the mother of a crack whore DOES NOT make you a celebrity.
I don’t watch that show, but I can’t imagine the people who do would like her on it.
radar online is dumb.
sorry, but they are.
“We are huge fans of the show and think it’s incredible,” Dina said. “We’ll watch it, but it is not going to happen. Lindsay actually told the woman at Dancing With The Stars who made the offer that ‘you need to take my mom!’”
Why does every statement she makes include “I” “I” “I” all the time? Talk about self-promotion. She does not even deserve the title of “Mom.”
She was a dancer?
And Lindsay learned how to dance from her?
LOL. This is beyond hilarious.
I highly doubht DWTS even contacted any of them. But kudos to Dina for planting the seed.
Did I say “kudos?” I meant to say, “STFU, woman!”