Katy Perry enthused to Grazia Magazine about her sex life with her new husband, Russell Brand, 35. She claimed she has “secrets and magic tricks” and that she’s “not shy” and “never wears sweats.” Katy also said that she hopes to move to England and get a British passport, as if that will be as easy as flashing a smile and some cleavage.
Katy Perry has revealed she has a series of secret sexual ”magic tricks” for husband Russell Brand and always makes an effort for her spouse.
Katy Perry does “magic tricks” in the bedroom.The ‘Firework’ hitmaker married renowned womaniser Russell Brand in October and says she always makes an effort for her spouse.
She said: “I have secrets and magic tricks, of course. I can’t share them because then you’d all know. But let’s just say I’m not shy. And I never wear sweats. Ever.”
The brunette beauty also plans her schedule carefully so she and Russell can spend quality time together away from the pressures of their working commitments.She added: “I also make sure we have time. We’re both busy but this is a huge part of my life. I call the shots on my schedule. I put in breaks. There are weekends for Russ and weekends for me and my friends. Neither of us ever wants to lose ourself or the other in fame.”
Though Katy and Russell are currently residing in Los Angeles, they are house-hunting in the ‘Get Him to the Greek’ star’s native London as the US singer wants a British passport.
She told Grazia magazine: “We have a place together in America but we want to find somewhere here. I want a British passport.”
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This is TMI and sounds so naive. This girl was just married two months ago. Things change when you’ve been with a person for a few years. These two first got together just over a year ago, and Russell has a well documented history of sleeping around. There aren’t any tricks or sexy outfits that will keep a guy interested if he’s got a wandering dick and an appetite for strange. It doesn’t matter how gorgeous you are, how experimentative (and you know Katy thinks normal sex stuff is so groundbreaking) or how willing you are to please when it comes down to it. I hope things work out for Katy and Russell and I really like both of them. In this case I’d like to be wrong about these two.
One more thing – you don’t just get a British “passport” when you marry a British citizen. You get visa status as a spouse to stay in the country for an extended period, after you apply. Getting a passport requires citizenship and you have to live in the UK for five years first. (I checked.) I know Katy is just 26 but she sounds so clueless to me sometimes.
Katy and Russell are shown on 12/13 and 12/6/10. Credit: Fame Pictures
whoa, I bet she turns into human chinese finger trap, aka chinese handcuffs.
She sounds like too many girls/women today who base way too large a portion of their identity, power, and worth on sexuality.
Its fine and fabulous, actually, to be able to enjoy it but being that deluded about its value or any that it only *theoretically* bestows upon you- is a bit odd.
When I was 19, my idiot childhood best friend wanted to accept $2,000 from her sketchy sort of boyfriend to fly to the middle east and marry his cousin so he could get his paperwork. I tried to get it through her thick skull what a huge decision she was making, because she was just so clueless about everything. At one point I said “You can’t just up and go there. You need a visa to enter the country.” and she gave me this eternal gem of stupidity… “I don’t need a visa, I have a boyfriend!” Yes, she thought I meant a credit card. Ugh. Katy seems to have a similar understanding of international travel.
Oh, and I hate girls who act like you’re automatically an unattractive old hag if you wear sweatpants. If your boyfriend no longer wants to nail you because it’s laundry day and you wanted to be comfortable, you might want to rethink your relationship. I mean, yes, you should try to look good for your partner. But, you should also be comfortable enough around that person to be human.
She is just not sexy to me at all, sweats or not. I am glad that she is happy with Brand, and Brand with her. But as a self confessed sex-addict with an addictive personality, I am surprised that Brand has married someone so a-sexual. She has all the right parts etc but is as alluring and gritty as a barbie doll.
I have really come to like “the Brand” after seeing him in and on different talk shows and movies. His eyes still freak me out a little though I must admit. No opinion on her I’m afraid. Rumor is she’s a music act. Can’t say I’ve heard any of her stuff. Never sought it out either though. Too lazy to you tube the girl.
Bleh….he is so disgusting and mangy looking, he looks like he would have to pay for sex.
They seem very happy & best of luck to them both.
Does he do the “crazy eyes” thing on purpose, do you think, or has his face “frozen like that” as my mother said it would?
I love how Kate Perry is trying so hard to emulate Angelina Jolie in that white dress with Russell, like they’re the new Brangelina. (wait, didn’t she say they were in an interview?)
I can’t wait until this whole “sex sells music” thing is over, and the real talent can come back, unsexiness and all.
As if Brand hasn’t experienced special sex magic tricks before…….I’m sure that the man has seen/experienced everything.
Ha. Its always the dumb sh*ts that talk non-stop about how great their marriage is (cough…Eva Longoria) that fall apart the fastest. And really, they deserve it.
The guy is an admitted sex addict and although I do think he is brilliant(read his book) he isn’t marriage material. I also think she is a nitwit. All that said I hope it works out.
No thanks, Katie.
The Uk does not want or need you.
They look like they are related. I think they fell in love with each other(themselves) because it was like looking in a very, very shallow mirror.
Mae,
I understand. The US sure as hell dose not need Russell.
I dont see this one lasting more than a few yrs at the most and thats with the assumption he’ll be cheating during that time. I doubt Katy knows any special tricks he hasnt done or seen before. These celeb tards that go public with their ways to keep their relationship spicy after just a few months are always the ones to end the quickest.
So what she’s saying is she got alot of Agent Provacateur stuff at her bridal shower. She’s probably slept with 2 or 3 dudes, tops. Russell’s banging 2 or 3 chicks at a time, 2 or 3 times a day. You have nothing to offer that he hasn’t seen, Katy.
Goodness everyone is so negative! I think they look genuinely happy together and wish them the best. But yes, his eyes do freak me out a little. lol
I might need professional help, but you know what? I think he’s sexy. I saw him on Conan the other night and he was charming, hilarious, and fun. I get why the chicks dig him. Physically, I find him rather repulsive, but he could talk his way into my pants.
*Hangs head, hides in corner*
I give this marriage another year,tops!!
If she thinks wearing skimpy outfits will turn off his ho radar, she’s delusional.
Yeah, I love it when people who have been in such a short-term relationship feel the need to talk about what it takes to make a marriage work. Give me a break.
And his eyes TOTALLY freak me out too.
@David, Ok, you keep K, we will keep Russ, deal?
Good, I am glad we have come to this arrangement.
I thought Russell looked happier (in a deeply loving, non-sexual way) with Helen Mirren-“Tempest” premiere?. (Remember Kaiser?).
TMI, definitely. Sex tricks don’t a loving marriage make.
I like Russell, too. I think his IQ is a good 30 pts about Katy’s.
I like them both, and I think they’re kinda cute together. I’m with Crash2GO2, you are all being too negative. I wish them the best 🙂
My boyfriend loves when I wear sweatpants. Not as much as when I only wear a hockey jersey, but still.
And while I do find him charming, unless Katy has a second vagina hidden on her body I don’t think Russell would be surprised by anything.
@DetRoitgirl-what happened to your friend? (hi from the west side)
I hope these two jokers actually make it but I have doubts. Doubtlessly Rusell’s “been there, done that” a million times
@MSat ~ I think he is sexy as hell too! He has the best personality
@Sapphire I tried to reason with her not to sell herself into a something like that for a paltry sum like $2,000. I was hoping that she would grasp that I meant she shouldn’t do it for any price. But, instead, she took that to mean that she should demand more money. So, she ended up flying off to Syria for $3,000. Guess what was the first thing that happened when the plane landed? She was held at the airport for 24 hours because she… Wait for it… Didn’t have an entrance visa! HA!
Anyway, I’m not too clear on what happened after that. No one heard from her for two weeks. Her friends and family were all worried sick. Next thing anyone knows, she calls one of our friends and tells him that she did not get married and is somehow in Paris. Her parents eventually bailed her out and bought her a plane ticket home. Yeah, my friend is a bit of Lilo type. I haven’t seen her in a long time because I got tired of dealing with crazy shenanigans like that.
She’s a legend in her own mind. I cant see this marriage lasting either.
MSat-I totally agree with you. Physically he doesn’t do anything for me. But when he starts talking I listen to every word!
It’s telling when you’ve only been married for a few months nad you’re already concerned with keeping your husband interested.
I’ve been with my husband for six years now, and he really doesn’t care what I wear. Most guys don’t. It’s going to end up on the floor anyway!
She is so going to regret this in a couple of months? years? Tsk tsk.
He has crazy eyes!!
Errr, Katy, making the sausage disappear isn’t a magic trick.
It will be hard but I hope Katy and Russell surprise everyone and make it work. That would be nice for everyone to see it’s not impossible.
Well it would take a hell of a lot of magic tricks to get me into bed with RB…blaurgh!! LOL
@DetRiotGirl- That’s just priceless. xD A credit card. It’s so sad that this is what other countries must think ALL Americans are like.
It just sounds to me like she’s a young newlywed in love, giggling, still cuddly with her new husband, babbling about nonsense as though they’ve been married for 10 years. It’s a bit… annoying, yes. But not unusual.
They are both so irritating to watch/listen to. I’m sure her “magic tricks” involve dressing up as some kind of fruit..
Okay, Katy, to quote Margaret Schroeder (from HBO’s Empire), “maybe your cunny isn’t quite the draw you think it is.”
What I don’t get is that I heard Katy on Howard Stern right around the time “I Kissed a Girl” came out, and she talked A LOT about how churchey her family is. She is from some seriously religious family, and was brought up that way. So, when did she turn over a new “sex magic trick” leaf?
Yeah, coming from her religious background, I’m guessing she thinks a blowjob is a magic trick.
She’s so young! I’m 23 tomorrow and can’t imagine getting married for quite a few years yet.
Some people can definitely make a marriage last, but in Hollywood it seems like that doesn’t happen very often.
Plus, he’s 35 and she’s 26? They’re happy now, but I think time will pull them apart as they both age and mature and change. Still, nothing but good thoughts for them. I don’t wish anyone’s marriage to break up, even if I think it’s probably inevitable!
Lets see 5 years from now, if Katy and Russell are even still married, HIGHLY DOUBTFUL, if she isnt in sweats & to tired for sex. Esp if they have kids.
She is in honeymoon phase- bless her that she thinks it will last forever.
Its not magic to dress up as Hello Kitty while giving a b job.
Every man I have ever met absolutely adored when women wore sweatpants.
She probably wears her make-up to bed.
The first thing that popped into my mind was the paparazzi photo from when there were just rumours of them dating. They caught her coming out of his house early in the morning and she was clearly wearing – Yup. Sweatpants.
Well, I can’t say I’d blame her for wanting that red passport…
teehee– i agree. this girl is all about showcasing her sexuality. And it is odd she requires so much attention for this when she is supposedly so happy in love with her new husband. And spilling details about their sex life ? Wow, not a good sign. Sorry – was rooting for them.
UUGGHH,why are these two everywhere? Why is Katie on every show she can be trying to hit high notes she can’t handle? Do her “people” not tell her she sounds aweful? She needs to stick with the bubblegum tracks. The guy is famous for writing about addiction,now it appears he is addicted to fame and the spotlight,please go back to Britain!
“When I was 19, my idiot childhood best friend wanted to accept $2,000 from her sketchy sort of boyfriend to fly to the middle east and marry his cousin so he could get his paperwork.”
Good lord! That sounds like a scam to trap women into being sex slaves! I’m glad she actually made it home okay!
i’ve never seen brand in a performance or interview-only read one in print interview and he was funny…but…..just lookking at him, i find him hilarious. i just start laughing, like I already know he’s funny and will make me laugh. the jokes are there in the air around him or something.
i’ve never had that experience with a celeb before. i dont think it’s just his facial expressions-you can just tell he’s funny. i don’t think he’s half bad looking either-i know, i know…it’s weird, again!
As for her, I think she’s pretty/cute. Her music annoys me to the max, but my 9 yr old loves it. so i am forced to endure it on the radio.
For the brittish passport-I read her quote to mean they were buying property as an intial step in her getting one. Sometimes owning property is a step in residency. I dont know the nitty gritty for a UK passport-but money an d investment in a country DO talk and speed up this option sometimes. Just sayin’-she didn’t sound that clueless to me-just a sound byte from a quick answer to a quick question on the fly.
It’s not like celebs are going to go into detail for every question they are asked.
Then again, maybe she does think she can just show up and get one? who knows….
She also probably doesn’t fart in front of him. And goes to the guest house when she has to poop. Guys only like women who don’t have digestive systems, you know.
I find her so irritating. That said, her latest gem of “I don’t wear sweatpants,” just further annoyed me. Oh you’ll wear sweatpants when the heater breaks and it’s snowing like crazy outside. And you’ll wear them again when all that hot sex gets you pregnant and you can’t fit into your lingerie. Trust me!
@DetRiotgirl:That sounds really dangerous of your friend. Someone already mentioned human trafficking and it is so true. White women (don’t know what your friend is just assuming) are pretty coveted in some circles and are pretty valuable “assets”. She could have been sold into the sex slavery trade. Even without that, there are some pretty scary people out there. It would have made more sense if the cousin came to the states and married her. Wouldn’t that make him a citizen of the US? Doesn’t make any sense the other way around.
I read an article in the Dailymail and I remember Russell talking about how there was a period of time when he had sex with 2 or 3 girls almost EVERY DAY. He’d pretty much do anyone off the street. I remember thinking I’d ask him to get HIV/STD tests before I’d even let him touch my skin.
So I really doubt Katie has any tricks that he hasn’t seen before. But I’m going to guess he’s a rock star in bed. I find it hard to believe that he’s not going to slip up with her. No sweats ever? Doesn’t she travel internationally quite a bit? There are sweats that are made to look pretty decent especially in the color black. We’ll see how long that lasts.
LOL @ Stronzilla!
Katy is so naive. She thinks nobody’s been down that road before and she’s a groundbreaker. So how many tricky sluts has Russell been with?
Also, sounds like waaaaaay too much hard work. A woman needs to feel free to go without makeup and wear sweats and feel comfortable in her own home without worrying about her husband screwing somebody else if she does so. So I think that’s nonsense.
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