Hugh Hefner and his bride-to-be Crystal Harris did an interview with Entertainment Tonight discussing their planned nuptials and surprise engagement. I was struck by how out of it Hugh seems, I mean the guy is 84 and is overdue for assisted living. Maybe he needs to adjust his meds. Crystal is totally oblivious and happy to be along for the ride. A lot of you have commented that she looks much older than just 24, but I think that’s because she’s Botoxed the hell out of her face and had some other work done. That really ages her and she looked younger right when she first hooked up with Hef.
“I don’t notice the age difference with Hef at all,” Harris tells Entertainment Tonight of couple’s the 60-year age gap. “If anything, I have to keep up with him!”
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“Last year for my birthday I wanted to go bowling,” the buxom blonde explains. “And last year for his birthday he wanted to go to Las Vegas and go to two different nightclubs at the Palms!”
Though Playboy editor Hefner, 84, hasn’t ruled out having more children with his bride-to-be (he has four kids from previous relationships), Harris isn’t necessarily ready for diaper duty.
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“Ever since I was little I always told my mom I didn’t what children,” she says. “Just animals!”
In the meantime, the recently engaged couple has already begun planning for their low-key nuptials.
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“It will be intimate with a close number of friends here at the mansion,” Hefner says. “No big blowout affair. Something very personal.”
[From US Magazine]
My grandma used to go to Vegas all the time too.
I don’t think Hef would care if Crystal had a kid as he said “We’ll see” and then looked at Crystal. It’s not like he’d be able to help anyway.
The dude needs a nurse, not a wife young enough to be his granddaughter. ET reports that they asked Hugh if he’s still having sex and he said “I’m doing my best. Dancin’ as fast as I can.”
As creepy as this seems, I was struck by how in sync these two seem. Don’t yell at me, but neither of them dominated the conversation and they both looked to each other to get feedback while they were talking. Maybe they are more suited to each other than Hef and Holly were. Or maybe he’s just so old at this point that he realizes it makes better sense to commit to one woman than to pay multiple women a thousand a week to live with him.
Here’s Hugh with Crystal, one of his boys and a date at the Iron Man 2 premiere. Credit: WENN.com
He is vile freak
Oh holy cow, that son is a stunning look a like to the old man.
And yes, I still get the shivers thinking about the sex parties of Hugh’s with the Viagra inducer. I should have never read that except from the book.
Ehh they do seem happy. I think it’s gross but to each his own. She totally gives off the maturity level of a 24 year old along with the Little Mermaid obsession I just think she parties too hard.
You know CB I had precisely the same impression you did! They look like they enjoy being together… and Hef looks pretty taken by her. It’s SO ODD though LOL
Maybe they could save some time and hold the wedding at a funeral home (sorry, just couldn’t resist).
I second what Hautie said, that kid is a DEAD ringer for his Dad 60 years ago. That’s pretty incredible.
His children are not just from “relationships”!! He was married to both mothers. I just wanted to point that out because, it has always seem to me that Hefner was very conventional when it comes to fathering children. In fact, what seems like eons ago, a young man came to Hef saying he was his son from a one-night stand and Hef took the young man in and treated him like a son . . . until the DNA proved otherwise.
And, another thing . . . just because a person is 84 doesn’t mean they are ready for “assisted living”!! There are many people who are quite elderly who are doing perfectly well on their own. My granny lived by herself until she was 92 and only needed assistance when she fell off her spike heels and broke her hip (true story). And I know a lady who is 97 and her sister is 101 and they live together in my apartment building. They make the BEST cookies and pass them out to us “youngsters” just for no reason. Nice ladies.
Having said that, Hef is way too old for a 24 year old bride but, good for him that he’s trying. They are both getting what they want out of this so, it’s all good and they aren’t hurting anybody.
His son is very tall and good looking, isn’t he?
Hef, I always told you not to take so much viagra or the coffin lid will not be correct closed…
his front is coming strong. i bet he knows he’s headed for the funeral home soon. those twice weekly “sex but not-party” tales are sooo sad.
i cant tell you how much i want to vomit right now.
i mean, im open to may-december romances, but im trying my damnest to understand this – this is something else – 60 year+ age gap! – he just has a propensity for women young enough to be his grand daughters – it’s like a fetish.
His son has the exact same mouth.
He has to go for young girls because no self-respecting age-appropriate woman would have anything to do with him. I can’t imagine my 84 year old grandmother wanting to date him!
At least the old fart can still walk and doesn’t need a scooter. At this point he’s just a joke.
Uh…HELLO she is his personal nurse! She has to do everything for him! This is genius! Nail her down with a ring and she’ll be contractually obligated to turn him so he doesn’t get any sores.
Can I just throw in that his son’s date is perfectly normal looking? No dye job, no fake boobs, no caked on makeup, no lipo and sprayed on dress…Good for the next generation!
I bet when he climaxes, it’s like a big *POOF* of baby powder. How would you make a baby with that?
when i was 24, attractive 34 year old men frightened me because it always seemed they came on too strong – so, i was content with just fantasies – but if an 80 year old man came on to me, and actually did stuff to me, id have to get myself lobotomised… oh, god, the memories…
Sure, she may care about (and for) Hef but this is obviously about the money over anything…it’s why she was even there in the first place
LOL @ # 14- really LOL!. Sorry she is paid at least 1k a week to have contact with him…blech 🙁
This is just —- EWWWWW!!
My stepdad is the same age and damn, he wears a diaper, can barely walk and farts everytime he gets out of a chair so loud, it wakes the house up.
I could never picture marrying a man that much older than me.. eww.ewww. ewww.
Besides, he just smells old.
liar – in 5 or 10 years when Hef passed, she will take his money, remarry a normal aged dude and have a bunch of kids
Crystal Hef.
hopefully she is not boinking the son on the side–he looks just like Hef but a taller version.
I wonder how his ex wife looks now, did her beauty hold up/plastic surgeries..
ahh, just wondering.
How cute and normal looking is the son’s date?
Is it just me imagining Crystal has a strong resemblance to Bridgette?
After the breakup of his last marriage didn’t Hef swear off marriage forever?
The age diff. is creepy, but, if they are truly happy together then go for it. I guess.
That really ages her and she looked younger right when she first hooked up with Hef.
also, the fact that hef drinks a pint of her nubile young blood every morning.
@prettytarheel, I think the woman and man next to hef are both his kids. The woman looks similar to hef in her facial features… its just an assumption.
I agree that Hef/Crystal both look into each other, while I don’t agree with the age gap, Hef knows she is using him for money and he also knows his asset are secure. So he’s gets a young (I don’t believe she’s 24 at all) broad and she gets a free ride.
@ Stronzilla, laughing my ass off!!
A ring for sleeping with an ugly, cheap, old dude- whatever but thank goodness she doesnt want kids. At his age he has NO business having anymore children.
I like her surgeries esp her nose looks way better but they do make her appear older/not as fresh as she looked pre-surgery.
Thats the oxymoron with to much plastic surgery – it actually ages you versus making you look younger.
Curious what her father is/was like. I can only imagine he wasnt in picture or wasnt a great role model since she is marrying daddy.
just how much does this guy hate women?!?! :-/
I think the only reason you would do things like this to another human being, keep them like they are pets, make them look obviously insane and materialistic (because what sane self respecting person would marry an 84 year old) is because you hate them and their kind… and you want to expose someone at their lowest, when they are willing to disrespect themselves, be treated like slaves and whores for money… I dunno, the whole thing is just so degrading to me… makes me sad… I feel like looking up some really degrading situations men put themselves in just so I can feel better about my gender because things like this… yeah, they don’t exactly give me the warm fuzzies 🙁
“…Harris isn’t necessarily ready for diaper duty.”
Lol, might be sooner than she thinks!
fizXgirl314@29: ITA, This story does make you feel sad for the female gender, especially when you know what occurs behind closed doors at that place (unprotected sex with multiple women (at the same time) that have to wait in line to take their turn with him, 9pm curfew, $1000/week clothing allowance, prohibiting external employment/interests for his ‘women’, etc.). He’s running a brothel where he is the only customer allowed. Too many free-thinking, able-bodied women have signed on at the brothel, it’s just too sad. I don’t know what’s worse, his disgusting self, or the lack of self-respect that the women have. I know that many people of both genders would barter their right arm for a gig that supposedly pays $4000/month, but just damn.
JustBe, when I saw the episode of “The Girls Next Door” where they talked about the 9 pm curfew, I seriously wanted this sorry, disgusting mofo to be arrested… that shit is like slavery or something… treating grown ass people like they are pets/children? *shakes my head*… appalling…
Ok woah, kids? lol
Did anyone really think that was in
the cards for the two of them. I mean the girl is a kid and Hef cant wouldnt be able to wait the extra ten years it would take for her to go through puberty so it was possible to have kids.
Your not fooling anyone.
Oh and for the record, I love hugh, i just think he could do much better. Maybe someone closer to his age Like his friend Mary who Was on The girls next door. They would be soooooo cute together.
“If anything, I have to keep up with him!” Isn’t that a line from “Best in Show” when they do the interview with the younger woman and the ancient old man. She says that and he just sort of blinks incoherently. “We have so much in common. We both like soup…”
I bet when he climaxes, it’s like a big *POOF* of baby powder.
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Not FAIR. That made me laugh out loud.
with every world Crystal utters…why am i hearing ka-chink, ka-chink, ka-chink?
I peg her for at least 30 years old (or is that “odd”?)
Mslewis: your grandma was wearing spike heels at 92? For real?
i know she says she does not want kids, but it looks like she will be changing some diapers anyway.