HAMMER PANTS. Look at Jude Law’s magnificent pants. CB thinks they are some kind of long underwear-as-outerwear, while I think they might be some take-home costume britches from Sherlock Holmes, perhaps. Whatever they are, they’re kind of wonderful. The Daily Mail is trying to make this pants situation into “The Reason Sienna Miller is going to dump Jude” though.

You would have thought that somewhere in their four suitcases he could have found just one outfit that matched. But Jude Law made a serious fashion faux pas arriving at Heathrow airport yesterday, sporting a strange trouser and jacket combination. The 38-year old stepped out in a pair of cream jogging bottoms which he curiously teamed with a low cut white vest and grey jacket. He topped the outfit off with unlaced biker boots and displayed a stubbly face which made for a bizarre, and quite scruffy outfit choice.

As he canoodled with Sienna at the airport desk the crotch of his trousers were so low that it gave him a sagging bottom effect.

By contrast a make-up free Sienna Miller,29, was looking her stylish self sporting a simple but chic look. Sienna showed off her signature style in pair of skinny jeans, a navy jumper and a black leather jacket. She also donned a pair of brown military boots and carried a dark brown leather handbag.

The loved-up couple who bought an £8 million luxury London home last month appeared refreshed and relaxed after their African jaunt. The pair sauntered through the airport carrying their hand luggage as a number of helpers attended to their baggage.

They were initially helped out by a Virgin Atlantic staff member who pushed the trolley laden with their four bags. Dressed in the signature red uniform, she contained her composure escorting the celebrity couple, but couldn’t help but take a quick peek at Jude’s bizarre trouser choice. As they approached their car a smartly dressed man took charge of their luggage.

Jude and Sienna jetted back to London after holidaying in Nairobi in Kenya over New Year and the couple still seemed in holiday mode as they walked through the airport laughing and joking together.

[From The Daily Mail]

So… they spent New Year’s in Africa, but the question I have is about whether Sadie Frost completely shut Sienna out of Christmas with Jude, like Sadie seemed to imply. I bet that’s exactly what happened – Jude spent Christmas with his kids and his ex-wife, and Sienna wasn’t allowed there.

Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin.