Do you remember how Lindsay Lohan got out of rehab and immediately all of her boxes of crack hoards/stolen merchandise was moved to her new Venice Beach rental property? And remember how that rental property is right next to Samantha Ronson’s? Remember how Lindsay stalks her ex-girlfriend like a cracked-out, sociopathic bloodhound? Yeah. Well, now Lindsay’s PR team is using TMZ as their go-to outlet for crack lies, and this latest gem is too much. According to TMZ’s sources (Dina, Ali, Michael, take your pick), Lindsay had “no idea” she was moving in right next to Samantha. Seriously. Here’s the photo of the two properties:
I mean…Jesus Christ, crackhead. Here’s more hilarity from TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan is telling friends she had “no idea” her new badass beach house was right next door to ex-girlfriend Sam Ronson …but she’s ready to move out in order to “keep the peace.”
Sources close to Lindsay tell us … Lohan was aware Sam lived somewhere in Venice, Ca — but she didn’t know how close her new pad was to Ronson’s home until family members saw the DJ pull in to the garage next door on Monday.
Now — after Lindsay’s father went through all the trouble of moving her in — we’re told Lohan is considering moving out of the place after learning Sam was “pissed” at the situation.
We’re told Lindsay doesn’t want to break the lease — which would cost her big bucks — but she also doesn’t want to “ruffle any feathers.”
Still, with literally millions of dwellings in L.A., we gotta ask …
[From TMZ]
You know that in Lindsay’s crack deluded mind, she’s actually disappointed that Samantha isn’t hanging around, waiting for Lindsay to move in. Lindsay did this for her! Because of LOVE! Well, what Lindsay thinks is love. But is in actuality just plain old violent obsession. I seriously worry that Lindsay is going to harm Samantha one of these days.
Also – there is no way Lindsay would ever move out to make it easier on Sam. Sam is going to have to move out in the dead of night in about a week, taking only what she can carry in one trip and leaving the rest behind. Even then, the dead of night is when Lindsay is on her full prowler-mode, so maybe Sam should move out around 8 am one morning. Lindsay will probably be sleeping it off then.
TMZ is also reporting a few stories about how the Palm Desert PD now “believe” that Lindsay committed several probation violations when she was at Betty Ford. TMZ makes it sound like it’s all a big conspiracy against Little Blohan, though. Like the police are “out to get her.” Ugh.
Photos courtesy of WENN and Bauer-Griffin.
She is a freak
Get a TRO at least SAM!
Well Sam may not have to worry, I’m sure Lindsay will be back in jail or rehab before she even unpacks her crackpipe.
Please. I mean OH PLEASE!
I’m going to guess that in LA, real estate agents will name drop even the most Z-list celeb in order to sell/rent the property. Crack lie, Lohan. HOW do you get sober? By being honest, open, & willing. By being honest, crackhead, honest. & her filthy famewhore mother let this go on. Putting keeping her name in the rags over quietly working to heal & grow in sobriety. Despicable.
Those two properties couldn’t be any closer together if it were a townhouse!! Lindsay obviously isn’t ready for the real world yet. It is only a matter of time.
She looks great with her original lips! Like a little elf..
SWF!
If Sam was smart, she’d sublet her apartment to the most obnoxious paparazzi she could find. Having paps living next door 24/7 would be really special for LiLo!
I had no idea they were soooo close together. This is beyond ‘Single White Female’. LiLo & team r nutz if they expect people to believe this.
Again, this isn’t going to end well.
Sam cannot move because Lindsay will follow. It keeps happening. It’s time for Sam to start calling the police each time Lindsay pounds on her door until she is let in. Too many police calls and complaints from neighbors might get Lindsay thrown out.
all I could do is fall out laughing AGAIN!!!
“Sam may have to leave with just the clothes on her back in the middle of the night” Hilarious!!
Linds is lying AGAIN..she should be embarrassed to even claim, she didn’t know…is she using again?? that was stupid to say. smdh
Sam:
Get a restraining order, a safe room, change your phone number and look for a new place to live, preferably wayyyyy off the beaten track, ASAP.
Dang! I was thinking Sam was in a completely different apartment complex with at least a street between them. That is right next door! She probably made sure her dad called the paps to show him moving Liar in and this was all a big coincidence.
Isn’t Sam’s family uber rich? She needs to buy in an ultra exclusive area that Liar can’t afford to rent in. Even though she has money, you might as well buy if you’re in the market to drop 7 grand a month on a rental.
It’s worse than it looks.
If you’ve ever lived in Venice Beach, as I did for years (about two blocks from that property), you know your neighbors because Venice is a small, small town.
Corey Haim lived in the downstairs apartment of my duplex in 1992. Everyone knew in seconds, and the attention was constant until he moved out.
Trust me. It would be IMPOSSIBLE not to know. Not improbable. Impossible.
Honestly, this could be a setup. If she can’t make payments on the rent, she could “say” she’s moving in order to keep the peace, but really just move somewhere cheaper. Fat chance, but that was my first immediate thought.
I’m guessing it was LL’s goal all along to Single White Female the shit out of Ronson until the latter just gave up and gave in. I’m guessing – just from what we’ve seen in the last 4 years of Lohan’s behavior – that Lohan can hold out for A WHILE on a crack hustle, so best of luck and happy packing to Sam.
Who is paying for Lindsanity to live here? If Sam Ron honestly did not know that some gross old dude was poning up 7 g’s a month for Lilo to live next door then I really do feel for her. Those houses are so close that Sam could stand in her bathroom and piss in Lindsey’s toilet.
LOL@Paris!
BRILLIANT IDEA!!
Honestly, this is one of the craziest things I have EVER seen.
Kaiser pointed out either Monday or Tuesday that Blohan rented a house down the street from SamRo in 2009, then they broke up and Blohan would text, call, cry, scream, kick, cuss and carry on till Sam opened the door.
Then SamRo moved into that West Hollywood condo and lo and behold, guess who moved to the same condo? You guessed it, Blohan.
Now as soon as Blohan is locked up in rehab, Sam packs up and moves to Venice. Again, guess who moves in next door? Blohan.
I actually feel sorry for Sam. The only way this woman will be rid of this twit is to get a restraining order, plain and simple.
@Paris… Now that would be hilarious.
Sam! Run for your life, girl!
@Paris. Brilliant. Whoever’s on twitter, go give that idea to Sam so she can get a pap in there, immediately.
What a crackoincidence!
Paris–Lindsay would just dance naked on the balcony for them. now if you want to really punish her, take away the paps interest entirely. She’d lose her mind.
Elaine–I know exactly what you are talking about I used to live in Venice near Julia Roberts back in the day and everyone knew she was there in about 20 minutes.
it’s a lie ANY 24yo would make when the world’s limelight is up her butt 24/7. crackhead, or not, the girl just can’t fuck up her life in peace.
we have the right to fuck up our lives, and the best time to do it is in our early 20s before we take on anymore responsibilities. fuck it up, but learn from it, y’all.
sorry, i dont mean to sound preachy, but i think, it’s true.
if you dont act out now, youll act out in middle age/during a midlife crisis, if youve got a propensity for it, and that will even more EMBARRASSING.
i know 30somethings who do shit like this.
my 30+ neighbour who live in the same building as me, and who had the hugest crush on me for two years, moved to the apartment with the front door and windows FACING mine AFTER i told him we would never work.
luckily, he keeps his stalkerish behaviour under control, though it did freak me out initially. he seems to have accepted his fate now.
uhahahah LOL. Of course, she didn’t know. That’s just a casuality. I bet she went “ohhh no wayy, yay!” when she found out.
We are not fools like she is. -_-
LMAO at the picture of the two beach houses!!! No wonder Sam was pissed!
Lindsy is a crack pot but Sam isn’t innocent herself. she likes playing games with Lindsy and she loves the attention she gets for it. and isn’t she like 30+ and 10 years older then Lindsy? why did she hook up with a 20 year old starlet in the first place? because she’s shady bitch, that’s why.
Sam SERIOUSLY needs to get a restraining order against LL.
While I think that the Palm Desert PD is TOTALLY justified in investigating/ pressing charges they really have no LEGAL say as to whether or not she broke probation. That is up for the LA county judge to decide. Personally I think it is obvious, but isn’t up to me
Well didn’t Sam have Thanksgiving with her at Michael Lohan’s house? She keeps stringing LL along, knowing full well how fullblown stalkerish LL is.
If SamRo REALLY wants to get rid of Lindsey, she needs to look at her own reasons for continuing contact with her.
Of all the gin joints in all the world. . .
…innocent sure has been quiet….
Crack-stalker.
How can you tell when Lindsay Lohan is lying?
Her lips are moving.
LOL@”Of all the gin joints in all the world. . .”
kaiser, your website readership’s gonna hit the roof if you keep posting stories like this.
well keep on keeping on, girl.
Sam, you in danger girl.
Samro, you in danger, girl!
This Sam is as uglier and nastier looking than her. I think they are two peas in a pod,she always comes back for more with Lilo,while claiming she is a “victim”. She doesn’t look like she is too scared or “kind-hearted” to me. I think she uses Lilo’s instability for her own sick enjoyment and fame which she never had or would have had otherwise. If she wanted her out of her life she would be.
It takes two to tango. I think Samantha Ronson is as messed up as Lindsay.
And my arse is a star.
Of course ‘Alex Forrest’ knows where she lives. I hope Sam doesn’t have any pet rabbits.
Really?? She didnt really pretend to not know Samantha lived there did she? She so needs to go back to rehab! Im sure she is just changing her story now that she knows Sam is pissed.
That said i think its hilarious because Sam is as messed up as Lindsay but has a more “stand up” family that protects her.
They might as well just turn those 2 condos into Belview now.
I guess it’s possible that Lindsay’s family didn’t realize that Lindsay would be right next door to Sam.
I could see Lindsay telling them she found the “cutest little place” on the Internet, near the beach and away from all the haunts where she got into trouble in the past, while conveniently omitting that (ahem) minor detail about her ex-girlfriend.
Sam is going to have to tunnel her way out if she hopes to escape.
Honestly though, my boyfriend had a psycho ex, and he did literally have to do a lightning move out while his ex was at work. He contacted all his friends and said come and help me GTFO, and he was still afraid she’d hunt him down. Unfortunately for Sam, Lindsay doesn’t work. And her hunting down skills are way better than my boyfriend’s ex’s. Which is great because otherwise I’d be afraid of pulling up to my house one day and having some stranger waiting there to cut me.
LMAO @ Bill Hicks & Faye! “Alex Forrest” & “Waiting there to cut me”…LOL!! Thanks for the chuckles! It’s been a long day… 😉
I can’t get over the fact that LiLo is so cute, so huggable and so harmless in that photo of her and Sam.
Maybe the plumped lips is what makes me scared of her, but her natural lips makes me just wanna kiss her.
I know, I know… Gross, but true.
@Paris … or better yet … rent it to a police officer or a district attorney or a judge … free of charge … that would be awesome …
@Gabriela: I just had to Bactine my eyes.
I understand that realty prices are astronomical in L.A., but I wouldn’t pay THAT much money for a place that quite frankly needs a cozy date with an industrial pressure washer. I don’t see dirty exterior buildings as luxury, and I live in Oklahoma!!!!
Sam will have a restraining order in 3, 2, 1….
I wonder what will happen? Will she file a restraining order eventually after Blohan will stalk her and ask the court to make Blohan move? Or she will move herself?
And is it just me or this houses look Cheap and Pathetic? Lohan is like the most famous crackhead in the world. And while other actors and even rappers that no one even heard about live in huge 10 bedrooms, with enormous pools mansions… And Blohan lives in THIS?
I so hope Sam gets a gun license 🙂
I dont know what’s more disturbing, LL’s stalking or the fact that she pays $7 grand monthly for that “crack-o-$hit” pad..
she didn’t know? riiight. not only does lohan know where sam lives she probably knows what sam has for breakfast, what kind of shampoo she uses, how many times per day she pees, what color panties she’s wearing, etc.
I get that this is funny to some, but I find it very sad. This girl had everything at her disposal, but due to bad parenting, low self esteem due to bad parenting, poor choices due to low self esteem that lead to addiction then horrible choices due to addiction. I get many people who grew up much much worse than her don’t end up like this, but until we can grow up w/ her genes, her family and her experience, pressure and addictive personality, we can’t really tell how we will react and come out of it. Instead of deriding her, we should thank God that there go us if not for the grace of God. We missed out an a potential great actress and I do hope that she comes out of it Drew Barrymore styles and not Anna Nicole Smith. A sad wasted life deserves pity and empathy (no, her behavior is NOT acceptable, but just look at her parents. The kid doesn’t have a chance until she cuts them out of her life.).
Why are there peeps thinking Samantha is playing with lilo’s head? Sam has a history of being friendly with her exes. It’s that simple.
Sam openly said back in 2004 that most of the songs on her (never released) album Red were about her ex-boyfriend. Yet she’s friends with him. Their breakup was sometime in 2002 and she got her pain out in songs and they’re buds now. He’s gone to some of Charlotte’s parties.
Samantha just wants to be friends. Friends help each other. Lindsay just refuses to accept this. Sam isn’t playing any head games. If she could see head games maybe she’d finally realize how lilo just keeps playing on her sympathies. As often as lilo pulls the Pity Party in the press….I’m sure she pushes the pity-me even harder in person.
Tell me something Kaiser, have you ever been addicted to a substance?
@newgrl, To be really on topic you should have asked “Have you ever been a sociopathic stalker famewhore who pretends to have problems because the attention is so damn intoxicating?”
Who owns that condo, who is Lindsey’s new landord? – Ronson, Hahaha? Hope not!!! Should be public record for CA. Look it up!
I mean…Jesus Christ, crackhead.
This is my favorite line, & I’m going to use it many times today.
HAHAHHAAHAHA… She doesn’t want to RUFFLE ANY FEATHERS??????????HAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAH.. that line there is what is going to help me make it thru the day…..since when did Lilo even CARE about anyone but herself ?? i can’t WAIT for the spittle to begin, back and forth from samron to lilo!! maybe momma lohan will get into the fray, then scream : she’s only a CHILD!!!!!!
Also, my house is way nicer than that and I’m middle class, so I am confused as to why rich people would live in those crapholes?
Ok, I thought Sam and Lindsay were fine now. Didn’t Sam visit her in one of the rehabs she went to towards the end of the year.
Time for Sam to consider the Witness Protection Program.
Time for Lindsey to find a new publicist with a much better imagination. Seriously, she didn’t know??? How do you get through a catch-up session in rehab with an ex-lover (or friend for that matter) without asking where the heck their hanging their hat these days?