My BFF hairdresser back in the states, Ken, also went to cosmetology school. He did me up a few times before we went out and I looked incredible if I do say so myself. Makeup does wonders. It’s a shame I’m not rich or I would fly him over here to hang out and make me look gorgeous every day. Access to top-notch makeup and hair experts is one of the major advantages of being a celebrity. (That and not having to deal with all the bullshit at the airport. Now we can’t even bring our own water or books onto a plane. Do you think that makes us safer, because it seems like exactly the sort of thing that would please the terrorists. I’m just saying.)

Renee Zellweger (the before picture could be from “Bridget Jones”)

Tori Spelling – ouch!

Kate Hudson – adorable

Pam Anderson – not bad

Thanks to Cherryjam at JJB for posting this and creating the pictures.