I’ve come to the conclusion that British celebrities are dumber in love than their American counterparts. This is a gross overgeneralization based on Jude Law and Sienna Miller’s foolish on-again off-again relationship, and Kate Moss’ inexplicable draw to drug-addled Jaguar-wrecking Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty. Just last week Pete had to resort to getting an implant in his stomach to help him kick his love of most every type of drug, and that’s good enough for lonely Kate, who was seen making out with him in public. Hopefully he took her money to get his nasty teeth fixed.
On Pete and Kate’s big night out Pete was seen puking in a women’s bathroom before wrecking the stage while performing with his band. Britian’s Sunday Mirror says that taking drugs with a drug implant in your stomach will do that to ‘ya:
The pair snogged in the corridor, with Kate, 32 acting more like a teenager… she couldn’t keep her hands off his skinny butt.
It was definitely clear to all that love was in the air when a posse of young beauties walked past and shouted “Pete! We love you, Pete!”
In response, Mossy threw them a dirty look before sticking her tongue down his throat.
She hopes they’ll live happily ever after now because pasty-faced Pete had a new anti-drug implant fitted last week and claims to be winning his fight to stay clean.
But fast-forward to two hours later. Pete, 27 – who was performing – showed little sign that he’d changed much when he barged into the women’s toilets and, wait for it, puked his guts up.
I’m told all the ladies recoiled in horror and told potty Pete to get out but he kept shouting that he was in the men’s loos.
Radar hopes the “reformed” druggie hasn’t fallen back into his old ways – implants make you vomit violently if you take drugs. Things didn’t get much better during the troubled rocker’s performance with his band Babyshambles as he ended up wrecking the stage. He even managed to destroy the lighting rig.
It will take more than a little device or drug scandal to change Pete and Kate.
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