Does Orlando Bloom’s son still not have a name?

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It’s been around 10 days since Miranda Kerr reportedly shoved out Orlando Bloom’s huge 10-pound baby, and we still don’t have a name released. I like Cactus Bloom, but Kaiser prefers Mirlando Kerr-Bloom.

One rumor has it that Orlando just can’t decide on a name.

Orlando Bloom is struggling to pick a name for his baby son, reveals his mum.

The Lord of the Rings star, 33, became a dad last Thursday after his supermodel wife Miranda Kerr, 27, gave birth in Los Angeles.

Orlando was overheard boasting about his firstborn boy outside hospital.

New granny Sonia, from ­Canterbury, Kent, said: “They are both absolutely ecstatic. I am beyond happy.”

But she added: “They have a list of names and he tells me they are struggling to choose one.”

[Daily Mirror]

X17 has pictures of Orlando riding his motorcycle around LA this weekend. Hmmm, what about Harley Bloom? Or Ducati Bloom?

You know the Blooms will release the baby boy’s name soon and the name will be something vanilla like John.

In other Orlando news, Kaiser reported the rumor that he’s going to be paid $1 million for 2 minutes of screentime in The Hobbit. This better not be true. I don’t want a freakin’ Legolas cameo, I want a story line and arrow fondling and lots of pretty Orlando in a blonde wig.

If Orlando’s only going to be Legolas in the film for 120 seconds, he better spend 118 of those seconds going down on Aragorn.

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Orlando and Miranda are shown on 9/30/10. Orlando is shown on 11/11/10 and 11/12/10. Credit: WENN.com

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  1. carrie says:

    they look for a ridiculous hollywood name like Hawaï Logan Saucisson Kerr-Bloom

  2. brin says:

    How about Infull? It’s the best I could do before coffee.

  3. Brianna says:

    If Orlando’s only going to be Legolas in the film for 120 seconds, he better spend 118 of those seconds going down on Aragorn….BEST. LINE. EVER.

  4. kiko says:

    new legolas scenes for only one million?sounds like a bargain to me 😆
    seriously it does!!!

  5. L says:

    I think that might be a british/european thing-A couple of our friends from Scotland and Denmark didn’t name their kids until they were almost 6 months. Any other brits or danes out there?

    In Virginia at least, they won’t let you leave the hospital until you have a name picked out-so I wonder if CA is the same way and they just haven’t announced it.

  6. flourpot says:

    “If Orlando’s only going to be Legolas in the film for 120 seconds, he better spend 118 of those seconds going down on Aragorn.”

    /signed!!!

  7. Solveig says:

    “If Orlando’s only going to be Legolas in the film for 120 seconds, he better spend 118 of those seconds going down on Aragorn.”
    Priceless! 😀

    I hope they’re not going to name that baby Legolas, or Kora (organics), I root for Mirlando, it would be the less stupid baby name in HW.

  8. Courtney says:

    maybe they couldn’t agree on a name and still can’t or don’t want to reveal it to keep the kid out of the public eye. there’s always been weird names in Hollywood what about Olivia Dahl’s middle name twenty which I assume was after her birthdate April 20th 1955. of course her parents were bigger stars than Orlando or Miranda will ever be

  9. S says:

    “If Orlando’s only going to be Legolas in the film for 120 seconds, he better spend 118 of those seconds going down on Aragorn.”

    Christ on a bicycle I have not laughed that hard in years! Best thing of my life EVER.

  10. the original bellaluna says:

    I can’t judge. It took us days to decide on a name for our youngest, too.

    I’ve some Scottish & Irish blood in me, but I think it has more to do with not naming your baby until you get to meet them; hold them; and see who they truly are. No pre-fab “If it’s a boy it’s this; if it’s a girl it’s this” in our family.

  11. I Choose Me says:

    “If Orlando’s only going to be Legolas in the film for 120 seconds, he better spend 118 of those seconds going down on Aragorn.”

    😀 Now that would be worth the price of admission.

  12. Yep says:

    In Denmark you can wait 6 months before naming your child. After that you can get fined.

  13. Co says:

    That whole Orlando $1 million plus for several minutes was originated in the UK tabloid the Sun. I really doubt it’s true considering the source. They don’t know anything. They are a tabloid. They make stuff up.

  14. Boromir's bytch says:

    Wonder if they haven’t released the baby’s name just so they can extend their 15 mins.

    An Aragorn/Legolas happy ending sounds fine to me too.

  15. bia says:

    Once a famewhore… always a famewhore! They are waiting $ to reveal the baby´s name as always…

  16. sammy says:

    You know what’s sadder than a has-been not-aging-well actor and a skanky panty-model who drops her clothes at any given opportunity while still trying real hard to make people believe she’s angelic, making use of a BABY to keep garnering attention from the world? If Peter Jackson actually wasted money on said has-been actor to put him in a movie millions are waiting to watch. What, you think his old fanbase will come in droves? There’re only like 3 of them left, PJ, and 1 is a serious stalker. *waves to may-freak*
    The reason nothing is released about the baby now is because they’re waiting for the highest bidder to porn the kid out to.

  17. Lisa says:

    “If Orlando’s only going to be Legolas in the film for 120 seconds, he better spend 118 of those seconds going down on Aragorn.”

    This is perfect. Where’s the line for the fluffers?

  18. Alix says:

    They had NINE MONTHS to figure this out!

  19. Emily says:

    @Alix, ITA. How can you not start thinking about names the minute you find out you’re expecting?

  20. Camille says:

    I see that Popsugar updated with this:

    http://www.popsugar.com/First-Picture-Miranda-Kerr-Orlando-Blooms-Son-Flynn-13331915?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+popsugar+%28PopSugar%29

    Her blog post was a tad TMI and she is verging into Giselle territory with the whole ‘look at me and how amazing I am’ schitck. Legolas could have done so much better. smh

  21. Emily says:

    She just announced on her blog that they’ve called him Flynn. I like it.

  22. Athena says:

    Odd name but what a great pic of Miranda and little (Errol) Flynn.

  23. sammie323 says:

    I knew as soon as I posted this story, they’d release the name. Whoa, maybe Miranda reads CB? Just kidding 🙂

    Congratulations to the new parents!