Owen Wilson named his son something normal, shock

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Apparently, there were some reports floating around that Owen Wilson and his baby-mama Jade Duell had named their newborn son Ford Linton Wilson. Those reports are wrong – the baby’s official and legal name is now Robert Ford Wilson. “Robert” is Owen’s father’s name, but no one knows where Ford comes in. Maybe Owen is hoping for some voiceover commercial work for Ford?

Another possibility: Robert Ford was the famous assassin of Jesse James. Perhaps an ode to the wild west? Perhaps Owen is a big Casey Affleck fan… remember that Brad Pitt film, The Assassination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford? Casey played Ford, Brad played Jesse James. That’s all I’ve got.

According to the National Enquirer, Owen decided to name the baby Robert Ford on the spur of the moment, deciding on his father’s name “at the last minute.”

Oh, and the baby was born in Hawaii. I expect a flood of wing nuts to descend any moment and demand to see Robert Ford’s birth certificate. Just kidding!

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  1. Belle Epoch says:

    Who is Jade Duell? Do you have a picture?

    Glad he looks happy. Kate Hudson almost killed him.

  2. irishserra says:

    You can see the lines on his ankle from where he was wearing socks. I hate when that happens to me! 🙂

    Congrats on his new baby.

  3. Rita says:

    OMG! OJ Ford (Bronco).

  4. truthSF says:

    “Another possibility: Robert Ford was the famous assassin of Jesse James. Perhaps an ode to the wild west? Perhaps Owen is a big Casey Affleck fan… remember that Brad Pitt film, The Assassination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford? Casey played Ford, Brad played Jesse James. That’s all I’ve got.”

    ….And Owen played in Marley and Me with Brad’s ex, so you know what that means….CONSPIRACY!!! (sarcasm)

  5. Lynnie says:

    What a nice, normal name. 🙂 Other celebs (OK, all other parents, for that matter), take note!

  6. carrie says:

    it’s a so normal name that it’s original

  7. Quest says:

    I am glad for him…he looks happy

  8. Jeri says:

    Far Out! He deserves some happiness. He’s a good guy.

  9. WOM says:

    “I expect a flood of wing nuts to descend any moment and demand to see Robert Ford’s birth certificate.” HAHAHA! Awesome.

    Love this nice normal name.

  10. sharylmj says:

    so glad for him!! I hope he has a long and happy life with his new family!!

  11. Praise St. Angie! says:

    lol at the “birther” slur…guess he’s not a “real” american. (bunch of morons…)

    to TruthSF…I was going to say “I guess he’s Team Aniston”!

  12. Rachel says:

    He looks so relaxed in the header pic. Nice to see him look like that.

    I still haven’t given up hope of marrying his brother.

  13. MettelRay says:

    After Tom Ford??

  14. Disco says:

    “I expect a flood of wing nuts to descend any moment and demand to see Robert Ford’s birth certificate.”

    Bwahahahahahahaha!!! That MADE MY DAY 🙂

  15. jessica says:

    kind of automobile he was conceived in maybe?? lol

  16. S_____ says:

    “Oh, and the baby was born in Hawaii. I expect a flood of wing nuts to descend any moment and demand to see Robert Ford’s birth certificate.”
    ah hahahaha
    Nice finish!

  17. KLO says:

    Rachel, Luke is MY boyfriend. Now get the hell out.

  18. Chris says:

    The Ford comes from the movie The Adventures of Ford Fairlane which is Owen’s favourite movie.

  19. Bodhi says:

    Ahahahaha @ the birther dig! Oh that made me laugh!

    I bet that is one cute kiddo!

  20. Mistral says:

    Very nice. Hopefully the stupid name trend is over.

  21. Natalie says:

    much better then Flynn

  22. Lee says:

    I am sooo happy for all of them….thank goodness – a normal name…not so easy in Hollyweird.

  23. f.prefect says:

    I’ve had Ford in the back of my head as a kid’s name for a long time. Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent’s best friend (who turns out to be an alien) in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

  24. Megatrona says:

    hahahhahahha, I am so dumb! I actually thought he named the kid ”shock” for a second 😀

  25. Shannon says:

    They named him Robert Ford because they’re going to raise him to be an assassin and unleash him on the serial cheater Jesse James 😉

    It’ll be kind of like Dexter.

  26. Isa says:

    LOL @ Shannon

  27. Solveig says:

    Hope the kid didn’t inherited his father’s dick-shaped nose, poor thing.
    Congrats to them.

  28. jemshoes says:

    I hope fatherhood brings OW a lot of healing and joy. 🙂

  29. normades says:

    Prolly for John Ford one of the greatest American Directors ever

  30. Toe says:

    LOL @ truthSF 🙂

  31. OriginalGracie says:

    Didn’t I read or see that Owen’s nose is a result of a break? Like playing football or something?

    I loved Luke Wilson on that episode of The X Files with the vampires in that small town. Where Mulder has his version and Scully has her version of what happened. It’s creepy and hilarious.

  32. Ally says:

    Maybe Lightning McQueen was a Ford.

    http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0009186/

  33. Taradash says:

    They showed a clip of her last night she’s an Asian beauty, I think Hawaiian

    he’s really so cute(despite his broken nose) I think his brother is even more handsome

  34. Courtney says:

    I was thinking the same thing for the middle name it’s probably after John Ford who might be one of owen’s favorite directors and it’s not uncommon to name a child particial after someone you admire nor a Parent grandparent or film Character or place thats special to one of the parents for instance Elizabeth Frances Todd Burton is named in first name after her mother Elizabeth Taylor or Claire Newman is probably named after english actress Claire Bloom who was a dear friend of her parents and her middle name Olivia is probably in memory of Olivia Dahl the oldest daughter of family friend Patricia Neal who had passed away aged 7 from the measeals 29 months before she was born though her parents had originally wished she was a boy because dad had a boy & two girls from a previous marriage and they’d had two girls together after moms miscarriage

  35. Sam says:

    Owen always has a hint of sadness in his eyes even when he’s smiling.

    Hope parenthood treats him well…

  36. Allie says:

    What’s in a name?

    Charlie Sheen named his twins Bob and Max. They are two pretty “normal” names and he’s a crappy father.

    Nicole Richie’s children are named Harlow and Sparrow and she (by all accounts) is a wonderful mom.

    Giving your child a “normal” name doesn’t really mean anything.

    Time will tell with Owen.

  37. 6 says:

    OK, so there is a lot of misinformation about this women. I think she is just what he needs, a non-hollywood type to keep him grounded.

  38. Victoria says:

    He looks so good!