– The bloggers hyped it mercilessly and “Snakes on a Plane” is so bad it’s good. Better. Best. Don’t get turned off by the hype. [Pajiba]
– Baby Suri Cruise required 21 days of photoshoots and lots and lots of photoshopping. [Mollygood]
– Macaca is the new black. Are you down? [Grumpy Old Indian Man]
– Kate Beckinsale smoking is not so sexy [Hot Momma Drama]
– Kate Beckinsale exercising is a little better [Bastardly]
– Christina Ricci sent in naked photos to land a role [yeeeah]
– Jessica Simpson is without Ken Paves for once [Jordan is your Homeboy]
– Who has the worst facelift, Regis or The Hoff? [Agent Bedhead]
– Wile E. Coyote finally catches The Roadrunner! [Popoholic]
– Now it’s obvious why Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson looked so guilty while promoting “Dupree” [CityRag]
– Owen Wilson threatens to sue the rags that claim he broke up Kate Hudson’s marriage [Haute Gossip]
– Hottie Clive Owen in GQ [I’m not obsessed]
– Andrew Stetson is the new face of Calvin Klein fragrance, but who cares about his face? [Oh La La Paris]
– Justin Timberlake is jealous of Taylor Hicks, and is a closet case [BlogNYC]
– Are those “coke” pictures of Lindsay Lohan Photoshopped? [Jossip]
– What’s up Demi Moore’s nose? She’s hanging with Lohan, after all [PopSugar]
– Rhianna bikini pictures [Hollywood Tuna]
– New Angelina Jolie St. John’s Ad [Wizbang Pop]
– Heather Mills may release a video diary of her divorce so that she seems like less of an evil money-grubber [Faded Youth]
– Nick Lachey will auction off his reminders of Jessica Simpson [Socialite’s Life]