I swear to God, I will get out my slut-shank and take care of this girl for good. No hesitation. Is this what all of you Ryan Gosling-loonies felt when Blake Lively was shoving her bolt-ons on the Gosdong? Because with Blake nearly humping David Gandy – MY LOVER – I am now completely over her. She needs to go home. Now.
These photos are from last night’s Elle Style Awards. If you’re anything like me, you might be thinking to yourself, “How many times is Elle UK going to hold an awards show for style?” I’m pretty sure there was an “Elle Style Awards” about a month ago. Last night’s show involved Blake Lively getting some award for her work in television or something. And it involved her rubbing her bolt-ons on David Gandy. Ugh.
Blake’s dress is Emilio Pucci. If it was another occasion, I might like the dress. But considering it’s probably on the floor of David Gandy’s bedroom right now (SOB), I can’t stand it. Plus, it seems kind of “vagina drapes” to me.
Thanks to LaineyGossip for the story lead!
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I’m really sorry to have to break this to you Kaiser.
But I think David Gandy’s boning Lily Cole..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1357090/Lily-Cole-leading-man-end-romance.html
*hides from Kaisers uncontrollable rage*
if you believe todays UK papers he stayed over the W with Lily Cole…
I’m sorry Kaiser. I know your pain. This twat could go on to cure cancer and I will still despise her for tainting my Gosdong.
That’s a nice piece of….glass she’s holding in her hand….her left hand.
Love a good bitch fight (especially when it’s Kaiser & Boob Lively)!
You can take her, Kaiser…she can’t have Gosdong AND Gandy-candy too!
Lily Cole? That bitch looks like a kewpie doll!! WTF is happening to My Gandy?!?
SHEESH!!! Neither one of them are gorgeous. I blame it on the alcohol!!
Who the hell told her magenta shoes go with a blue pseudo-dress?
egad…kewpie doll is putting it nicely.
that is one of the most unattractive “models” I’ve ever seen.
it looks like they put the top of one person’s face with the bottom of a MUCH SMALLER person’s face to make hers.
Back the fuck up, bitch.
Feeling sad… Gandy is not aging well
I actually think the shoes go smashingly well with the dress color, but that dress is beyond tragic.
Looking at the train, you know BL was swiffering the floor all night.
Isn’t the Daily Mail like Star or the Enquirer? And I’m sorry, but some of the ugliest women I’ve seen are the current “it girl” models.
Where is the part where they’re sleeping together?
can’t stand her. FAKE boobs, FAKE nose, FAKE teeth….FAKE PERSONALITY.
Yeah, I warned you (Kaiser) about this on that Butler thread and even posted a link to Laine’s post but do I hear a thank you now? Noooooooooo. *raspberry*
is it me or are Leann Rimes and Blake Lively morphing into the same person?
When I saw Leann at the Grammy’s in that silver dress I really thought it was this bolted one.
this link is a far funnier pic of Gandy and Cole…
http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/855518-lily-cole-and-david-gandy-spend-night-together-in-new-w-london-hotel
Don’t hate on me, but I saw BL in Pippa Lee with Robin Wright, and she was really pretty good.
Great movie, great cast- maybe it just made her -seem- like she could act.
I’m right with you Kaiser, that bitch is going down!! 🙂
I kinda hate her, but damn she’s hot.
That Cole broad looks like ET’s sister.
What the hell was he on.
Only strong alcohol and drugs would make a man want that woman/alien.
I just saw Gossip Girl for the first time last night…I was totally unimpressed. Why is this show a hit, and why is Blake Lively famous? She is just okay, in every way.
I can’t believe that Cole woman is a model.
And, as happy as I am that you introduced us to your lover Gandy (or me anyway) and gave me some…um…material….he hasn’t aged well…..since October! Look at him way back then http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/wenn5537667.jpg
Maybe he was having an off night. Maybe it’s this suit. Maybe I prefer to see his naked cracky ass lounging on the bed (God I love that picture! http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gandy2.jpg )
I dunno, but this look, no me gusta.
Does Lily Cole come from a wealthy family? Why is she so famous for modeling?
i want the shoes.
Kewpie Doll! *wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
@ susanne : yesterday we discovered that pippa = vagina so in bolt-ons case it sorta fits.
Didn’t he say at some time that he has no luck with women? It won’t last, I’m sure.
Knowing Blake she’s probably doing him anyway. Sorry Kaiser.
Oh my, that Cole girl is unfortunate looking thing isn’t she.
With a bit of the snap-face look going on. I hope she makes up for it by being nice.
And I am going to forgive Gandy for letting Blake rub up all over him. He was just being charitable. He realizes that his manliness is hard to resist. Plus doesn’t she have a thing for married men?
That unfortunate-looking woman is a MODEL? WTF? I am closer to model-looking than her and I am average at best.
**shakes head in disbelief**
Kaiser I have to disagree with you regarding Lily Cole looking like a Kewpie Doll. Kewpie dolls are cute. That lady scares me…her face SCARES me.
Come on people, it’s fashion! Most REAL fashion models (this excludes a majority of the victoria’s secret maxim models) are not your ordinary type of pretty, but they translate well in photographs and they have faces that can take make up well. But I must say, those pictures are not Cole’s most flattering – she’s usually a stunning redhead. I think she’s very interesting looking, if not beautiful. Google her!
But I’m guessing all the animosity is stemming from the whole, “Bitch is boning David Gandy? Hell no!” So, carry on.
Iris, I did google her because I was curious to see what her “model” pics look like. I know what you mean about some women looking great in photos but, after a search…
…she STILL scares me.
I saw very few pics that made me say “OK, I can see her appeal”. and she does look much better as a redhead.
Kaiser, Blake gives off such an empty fakeness that even if he did hit it, it’s not like it was with a real girl of substance or talent. Hope you feel better– this is the equivalent to him jerking off to a random piece of porn or something…cheer up.
I don’t think David has such bad taste in woman, so don’t worry, he probably doesn’t like her 😉
Oh, what a beautiful man in a blue dress… WAIT…, Blake yoou little devil !!
Hahahahha
You all should get a load of blake skeevely before her plastic surgeries. She looksed like blossom. As in huge nose and snaggle teeth and of course flat as a pancake. Go trawl the net.
loving the expression on her face in the last pic.
Since I don’t know much about Blake or Gandy, I can only say that I DO love her dress!! It’s really lovely without being gaudy and busy, and the color is fab!! The shoes look dynamite against the blue, very good choice. I think generally her clothes are well chosen compared to so many A-listers who look gawd awful !!
Who IS this person? Since I am old and I don’t know any of her work, she must be on one of those kids’ shows like The Hills, right? All I know her from is rumors that Ben Affleck cheated on Jennifer with her. I canNOT see why. She is like every blonde waitress you see here in L.A. Nothing special at all.
@Praise St. Angie: right on! Lily Cole is not at all attractive. Yuck.
Kaiser, so sorry! Hate BL! Team Kaiser all the way!
Okay firstly, I’ve got to to admit, that bitch is okay, she isnt super hot, but she aint ugly. being a gay dude means i can judge her looks from a neutral view, cuz straight guys just lock on her boobs and are hyponotise.
Anyway her looks don’t make up for all the lack of talent, especially when she is “acts”.
If she keeps her mouth shut and poses prettym her fame might last abit longer, otherwise she is going the same direction as that chick who left the oc.
whats her face, she is a nobody these days…marisa??? or something anyway… i cant think of her name right now and i cant be bothered googling.
point is.. blake is famous now cuz of gossip girl but unless she finds a cure for her speaking with a mouthful of marbles, her only hope is they make a sequel to True Grit, True Grit II.
she is abit like the jessica’s…alba and biel.
It’s kind of obvious that the hate for the dress is partially caused by the hate CB/kaiser (they both seem to not like her right?) have for Blake.
I have seen some horrible dresses this season (Gaga has turned fashion into ugly or smth) but this one has definitely nothing to do with a vagina nor drapes.
But I still love this site.. and I will always agree with you guys 98% of the time.
They are some fine bolt-ons though. Just saying.
Yes, I like the last pic of skeevley too, looks like her old nose pre surgery is trying to get out.