– Tina Fey as Sarah Palin [Lainey Gossip]
– Two guys pretend to make out behind CNN announcer in front of Lehman Brothers [Best Week Ever]
– Ben Affleck’s big beard and scraggly hair [PopEater]
– Guy sells his wife to his neighbor for beer money. This is a sadder story than you might expect. (site might be NSFW – boobies) [Bild]
– Aubrey O’Day turned down a role on 90210. Yeah, right. [DListed]
– Beyonce dressed as a cop for a music video [Bossip]
– Tyler Perry’s The Family That Preys review [Pajiba]
– Brooke Hogan bikini pictures [Celebslam]
– Matthew McConaughey is sort-of full frontal naked in his new movie, Surfer Dude [yeeeah]
– Megan Fox slams Disney for marketing their female stars. She’s just pissed they passed her up years ago. [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Heidi Montag and her Douche Bag with JBF hair [Bastardly]
– Mario Lopez vows to keep his shirt on [ICYDK]
– Kim Kardashian wants you to vote for her, probably on that DWTS show [Hollywood Rag]
– Davy Jones and his creepy pecs [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Hot hero of the day: Jason Beghe [Agent Bedhead]
– Hot New Look: The Granny Hooker [CityRag]
– Daisy Lowe gets some consolation sex from her ex about 8 hours after breakup with Mark Ronson. [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Nicole Richie and Joel Madden get some groceries with adorable Harlow in tow [PopSugar]
– Shannen Doherty in a see through dress [The Grumpiest]
– Photos of Lindsay Lohan punching that paparazzo [CelebNewsWire]
– Adrianne Curry thinks hurrican victims should pay for their own rescues. She’s said stupider things [Evil Beet]
– Is Scarlett Johansson a diva? [CelebWarship]
– Rebecca Romijn looks great [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Dita Von Teese’s new Wonderbra ad [popbytes]
– Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale go out for their anniversary [Socialite’s Life]
– Shia LaBeouf calls his accident “eye opening and terrifying” [Lifeline Live]
– Michael Jackson to move down the street from elementary school? [Rhymes with Snitch]