A few weeks ago, Us Weekly claimed that after the Golden Globes, Sean Penn was all “Hey, hop on this ride” to Scarlett Johansson, and that ScarJo was all “Eh, why not?” Actually, Us Weekly claimed ScarJo was “smitten” and that after partying together in public, they took their party times private, to a hotel or something. I tended to believe that there was something to the report – but that it was nothing serious. ScarJo is just coming out of a divorce, and chica wants to get laid. Well… it might be love, because TMZ has a photo HERE of ScarJo gently resting her foot on Sean Penn’s Dong of Doom. Ugh.
With her foot in his lap during lunch, Scarlett Johansson, 26, got friendly with Sean Penn, 50, at Cuban restaurant Versailles in L.A. on Monday.
We’re told the two were seen smiling and laughing together during the meal — and one source inside the restaurant tells us Scarlett covered the bill.
Rumors of their “fling” have been swirling since January.
FYI — Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds filed for divorce in December, while Sean finalized his divorce from Robin Wright Penn last July.
[From TMZ]
Haha, ScarJo paid. Is that a sign that their relationship isn’t serious? I think it means that A) They’re friends, B) Sean is cheap as hell, and C) ScarJo is getting laid and she doesn’t mind buying her Dong For Now a little sustenance. Oh, ScarJo. I wanted you with someone better than this.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I think they are just good buddies. It’s easy for a man and woman to be friends with that age difference. You know mentor, mentee.
EWWWWWWWW!
Even not knowing his personality, he’s hideous. Knowing his personality makes you think WTF.
Ewwww…she has really sank to a new low if she is boning this left wing liberal commie jerk. Okay I feel better now. Ohm…
Why do you have such a high opinion of Scarjo anyway? To me, this is a perfect match- they both think they’re smarter than everyone else in the room and it’s probably only a matter of time before Scarjo starts applauding South American dictators just like Sean.
Well Nat Portman’s career went up after hitting that…maybe she’s hoping for the same effect
wow, classy…
btw have you heard the one about ryan gosling and olivia wilde?
Ewww. BUT could be true…Does anyone else remember a story (from years ago) that had Scarlet and Benicio Del Toro boning in an elevator after some party or awards show? I think Del Toro may have also slyly confirmed it. If she’d hit Del Toro, why not downgrade a few to Penn?
Officially disgusted now.
That eye makeup is all shades of fucked up.
LOL Mia I second your ewwwwwww!!!! Ewwwwwwwwww. *Gag* Maybe they are friends, maybe they are friends with benefits, who knows but Sean Penn kinda grosses me out. Its really odd to put your foot in someone’s lap at a restaurant, gross really.
Oh you guys! Sometimes, when you’ve divorced a sweetie-pie you need time to play patty-cake with the dark side.
I don’t sit with my foot in the lap of my male friends. They’re totally doing it and it’s fine.
When we get reports that she’s in love, well then it’s time to worry. 😉
She likes old men.
Ugh, she could do so much better! I thought she was supposed to be hooking up with Josh Hartnett? Guy’s not as hot as he used to be but he’s still a step up from Penn!
She uses older men for career advance or publicity?
I get the feeling that Scar Jo has sex with every person in Hollywood, but the paps only catch her when she makes it astoundingly obvious. If she and Kim Kardassian joined forces they would blanket LA county like a plague of locusts.
Yuck. They’ll make an interesting pair though.
mshuffleupagus, LOL. She is never going to get the funk off her now. Mark my words, in years to come people will be saying how she still smells like Penn.
harvey milk, i mean, sean penn IMO is one of the finest actors in hollywood in all seriousness, and i get why he’d want to bone scarlett… AND i get why she’d want to bone him, but he’s SOOO OLD and i wish he’d let me keep my fantasy of him at least not being a dirty old man, but hey, what’s my fantasy worth compared to the chance to jump Miss FondleMe Funbags?
He so not worthy of her.
That explains the oscar”herpes” dress
I seen the pic with her leg up in his crotch and as a woman I am going to tell you this, I am only putting my foot in a man’s crotch that I am fucking. Just saying.
Their face shapes are exactly the same. Narcissistic luv! I don’t know…He is not that bad, at least he can act.
Her paying the bill means she can pay for her own food and treat someone with her own money.
What is it with Americans thinking it a disgrace if a woman pays for once? If you want to be treated with equal respect, you should also be willing to share bills equally.
I don’t believe this. Scarlett has never dated a man that was ugly.
I just puked in my mouth a litlle, Sean Penn?really Scarlet? I wouldn’t touch him with a sterilized 80 foot pole ewwwwwww!
Daddy issues
I bet once he starts trying to control her she will end it. She seems to be a strong willed woman, I doubt she’ll put up with his issues. Robin must be enjoying her freedom right now.
Judging by her hair in the first picture, it looks like Penn needs pointers on where to “unload” before your piece goes to the Oscars.
He must have something in his pants because how does he get all these gorgeous women? I’m sure he talks a solid gold line of bs too.
ugh. only with a bag over his head would I even think about it.
on the other hand, just saw that olivia wilde and ryan gosling went on a date. ugh.
Maybe they confused Gosling with Reynolds?
From Ryan Reynolds to…Penn?
Really?
Really?
@AngelMay: He’s a very talented actor and respected for that. I like his work. These women are thinking of their careers and if the price to pay is smelling like a tavern ashtray for six months, well, I guess no price is too high.
Anyway, far as I know, the casting couch didn’t involve a red serviette disguising a public foot-job but I’m old school like that.
@TXCinderella: Right on. She should date someone more appropriate like Sean Hannity.
I would love to believe they are hooking up so I could make fun of them but before we jump to any conclusions we should keep in mind that actors are strange people that do a lot of touching. Meaningless touching.
ScarJo…what a downgrade!
I’ve been to that restaurant. I didn’t put my foot in anyone’s crotch though.
She’s only 25 or 26 so I’ll give her a pass esp since she is going through a divorce- we all do strange things to cope.
He’s prob just a rebound shamefuck….we all have our bad periods so let’s let her have hers!
Also I thought he was with some model Jessica White?
Yes, why is it problematic that Scarlett paid? She obviously has the money, so what is wrong with that…If I was a man, I’d beware of goldiggers that ALWAYS made the man pay for everything. If men are equals and make just as much money, then why not pick up the tab every once in a while? I think it is embarassing that women always think the man should pay. It’s ok if you’re Betty Draper, but come on ladies, get an education, get a career, work hard, and then you can bone who you want — like Scarjo! I make more money than most of my boyfriends and I SHOULD pay just as often as they do. I am not a doll, I am not a pet, and I am not a woman who takes orders from men and relies on them just so I can get my bills paid…I’ll pay them myself, thank you!
Sorry, not meant to rant, but my Mom was a stay ar home Barbie who was controlled by my money-bags father….so yeah, I grew up wanting to be able to be my own woman, make my own decisions, and pay for myself…it’s a freedom thing!
He is a douche. and meh to ScarJo
Props to @babalon! She knows what’s up.
@leek how many people eat lunch with their foot on the crotch of a “friend”. Meaningless touching my fanny.
Penn’s rugged and sexy. I think she has the hots for him.
She better watch that foot doesn’t freaking fall off.
I see she’s going for the black eye look early in the relationship-
Ugh! What do these women see in this ugly self-obsessed man?
That’s just gross!
are we sure that its scar jo in that picture? Its kinda difficult to tell who that woman is- am I missing another id photo?
OK, ScarJo is officially an idiot.
@ Flan – here here. When I was single and dating for five years after my divorce I ALWAYS paid my share. And sometimes I treated. And sometimes I said ok if the guy I was seeing said he’d like to pay the bill. But as an independent, well educated woman I do not expect, nor would I like to have my meals and entertainment bills routinely covered by a guy I was seeing. NO THANK YOU. And I do think its an American thing to think there is something ‘wrong’ if a woman does not want a man paying…no and no. Its autonomy and calling your own shots…and not treating men like walking wallets. I pay my share of the bills in my new marriage as well…and have completely equal say in where the money goes…
Hate them both. No one would care about Scarjo if she didn’t have gigantic tits she flaunts every other minute. And he’s an angry drunk.
Versailles is not exactly a pricy establishment anyway. Whichever one paid, it’s not breaking the bank for either of them. However, after getting a foot job during the meal, you’d think paying for lunch would be the least Sean could do.
@Sofia: I also think this is very american, in most countries in europe it is quite normal that the women also pay. At least the independet ones!
She has got, like THE WORST taste in men. Well, her and Sandra Bullock, anyway.
i would give him more than a foot job , sean penn is my shame f**k and i am not ashamed to admit it , so there you have it :I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO THAT MAN !!!
He’s not that bad – or that old. 50? Come on, guys. Is everyone here 21?
This chic is boinking anything with a pulse. Gosh!
She needs to be in therapy, she has major issues, low self esteem and is
very insecure. She is in a downward spiral, a pattern of self-destruction.
After, “I Bought the Zoo”, she has nothing going on until 2012, I think.
You’re totally right, DrM and I’m glad to see your opinion. If you want to act independently, you should act independently in these ways too and not just when it suits.
I really don’t get what the big disgrace about having a woman pay is, especially from the woman’s point of view.
Seriously? She went from smoking HOT Ryan to a garden Gnome with an attitude???
Well, they’re both overrated and boring, so I guess they make a nice couple.
Kat-Sean Hannity may be a little too far right for someone in Hollywood. Middle of the road is all I’m saying. Sean Penn is 24 years older than her and he is anti-american in his political views and hanging out with someone like that could come back to bite her in the butt.
Advice for the younger ladies: There will come a time when you’re going to be having sex with 50-year old men. There’s no need to rush that. Enjoy your 20s and guys your own age.
slap me for this, but i always loved him in his movies.
She’s probably infatuated with him and he doesn’t have a great track record with women given the fact that he’s a notorious womanizer yeah this won’t last long.
I thought Charlize Theron was boning him! Ewwwwww
I wouldn’t bone Penn even if he paid me for it…ewww!
I was never in favor of Sandra and Ryan,
but now that I saw how Sandra entered the Red Carpet, very dignified, confident and alone. It says a lot about Sandy. Sandra is a professional in her field.
While Scarjo has to be clinging to a man
even when she went with Matthew to the podium.
I think she may be suffering from Post Traumatic Stress diorder from the divorce. Ryan was willing to work things out, but she
had to have the last word. I think that she
will regret the decision she made some day. I don’t think she knows what she wants. She does love the attention she is getting from all the guys who are looking to enjoy her.
If she did not care for Ryan, why was she upset that Ryan was seeing Sandy. How is she going to react when Ryan starts dating? Scarjo is very confused, the young woman does not know what she wants.
Re: The teary conversation, was that real or was it to convince Ryan to fork out another 1.5 mil?
I was never in favor of Sandra & Ryan,
but now that I see how Sandra entered the Red Carpet, very dignified, confident and alone. It says a lot about Sandy. Sandra is a professional in her field.
While Scarjo has to be clinging to a man
even when she went with Matthew to the podium.
I think she may be suffering from Post Traumatic Stress diorder from the divorce. Ryan was willing to work thi
Sorry people, I could not correct the spelling on the word “disorder” or erase the second entry. My laptop froze
on me!
if i put my foot in between the crotch of even my closest guys like that, and maybe twirled, and twirled a little here and there (it would be exagerrated tenfold in his imagination), trust me, he’d either gently push it away and excuse my bad manners for the drunken night before, or be almost hounding me for a good shag until i give in to them… and if we were real good friends to begin it, i just spoiled everything between us (friends without benefits is more uncomplicated – i like walking that tight wire of sexual tension).
These 2 deserve each other. Yuck and ewwww indeed.
Also, how god awful hideous is her make up in that top photo. No one should ever wear orange eye shadow!
Hohansson is a hoe, female gerard butler…full stop.
and MR. im going to save haiti PUH LEASE… that guy loves hitting it with younger chicks, lindsay hohan, natalie portman, etc.
they both magots and deserve each other.
she can’t act to stay relevant, and if it wasnt for good surgery, that enormous rack and the fact that directors/producers know they have a 200% chance to hit that piece — cuz she is a hoe and puts out, she wouldnt win any jobs.
i remember when she did vicki cristina barcelona with woody allen, and flirted with woody the whole time and apparently did shit, cuz woody’s daughter-wife got real jealous.
and i think hohansson totally went down on woody’s wood pecker.
Ew sleeping with him would be like sleeping with Kim Kardashian and not knowing what in the world kind of diseases youll wake up with. Anyone who dates him has no self esteem.
LP, you are absolutely correct! I would venture to say that if you are a guy in the business in Hollywood, you know where you can get some anytime, anyday. She actually did Ryan Reynolds a favor by leaving him. He did not deserve a hoe for a wife….From Ryan Reynolds to the old man, how more stupid can you get. She’s an idiot!