– Aubrey O’Day swaps some serious spit with her dog. Because she didn’t want anyone to mistake her for someone classy [Dlisted]
– James Franco gets super chatty with Out Magazine [Lainey Gossip]
– Pete Sampras disses Tina Fey. To which we all say… Pete who now? [Fafarazzi]
– Halle Berry carries her own yoga mat. Yes, we live in a world where this is a big deal [Bossip]
– Sean Penn kisses a man, which instantly makes him want to call Madonna [PopEater]
– “The Lucky Ones” review [Pajiba]
– Is Michael Cera about to no longer be cool? Wait, he was cool? [Defamer]
– Can Rachel Bilson pull off a Diane Keaton? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Christina Aguilera makes one tacky ass mom [PopSugar]
– Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer talking again? Supposedly she’s been drinking pretty heavily because of him [Celebslam]
– Dolphins heart Sarah Michelle Gellar. Apparently being a dolphin renders you unable to distinguish a regular nose from an unsightly Sarah Michelle Gellar nose [Websters is my Bitch]
– I still think Traci Bingham is the ugliest creature I’ve ever seen [The Bastardly]
– Sarah Palin’s Miss Alaska pageant video from 1984. Watch if you can bear it [The Blemish]
– Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton son is super adorable[Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Kendra Wilkinson flashes everyone at a party. A Playboy Playmate’s boobs? That’s got to be the most exciting thing since the diet soda I just drank. Totally expected and everyone’s had it. Wait. Yes. [Drunken Stepfather] (site NSFW)
– It may be nearly October, but somewhere Jennifer Aniston is still wearing a bikini [Yeeeah!]
– Rachel Bilson has a new line for DKNY, and it’s not very impressive [Deceiver]
– This secretary’s boss paid for her boob job. I’m sure he expects nothing in return but the occasion low cut blouse (site NSFW) [The Bild]