Katie Holmes is in the midst of promoting the miniseries, The Kennedys, where she plays Jackie Kennedy. Yesterday, she did an interview with Ryan Seacrest on the radio, and she appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live. When Katie talked to Ryan, she talked about little Suri’s upcoming fifth birthday party:
Mother knows best when it comes to planning the perfect celebration for Suri Cruise’s birthday.
“This is my favorite day of the year, so we’re going to have a little tea party and I like to girl it up,” Katie Holmes told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM morning radio show on Monday.
Then Ryan joked he’s reading the same books as Suri. Kate mentioned, “Fancy Nancy and Pinkalicious right now. She loves it. They’re great books. They’re fun.”
Suri, who turns 5 on April 18, will have her wishes granted on her special day.
“She wants a piñata, and wants her girlfriends to come over [for] some swimming,” Holmes, 32, said. “And we’re going to make a cake together.”
No word on whether or not Suri’s father, Tom Cruise, will take part in the planning process, but it sounds unlikely, considering Holmes says she plans to “girl it up” for the bash.
[From OK! Magazine]
So, Katie’s plans don’t involve Penis Gummis and C-ckblockers. Good to know. Also – it’s kind of sad that Suri is forced to celebrate her birthday so late, just because her parents don’t want to admit that Katie actually give birth earlier than her official “birthday” right? Remember that?
If you want to watch Katie’s interview with Jimmy Kimmel, go here. She seemed… sober. But she’s still really, really boring.
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.
She was a mess at the premiere of the Kennedys, Fashionista, my azz. Her hair and cheap sundress would have Jackie beside herself.
Oh how I severely dislike these two. Enough that I shouldn’t even be posting a comment. Sorry.
“Also – it’s kind of sad that Suri is forced to celebrate her birthday so late, just because her parents don’t want to admit that Katie actually give birth earlier than her official “birthday” right? Remember that?”
What’s that about? Sounds a bit juicy. I’ve never heard anything about this little tidbit =)
At least that seemed like a normal party, and she was kind of normal. Also that dress (in the photos) fifts her well
Actually Kaiser the penis gummis will be inside the pinata (not sure about the cock blockers, though).
This girl has friends? Love to see a pic of her with one that’s not a paid robotic scientologist!
You can’t get any girlier than a Tom Cruise tickle party!
Yeh and the pinata will be katie.
that bitch is soo dumb and suri is soo spoiled, she’ll force mummy dearest to be a pinata so all her friends? does that kid have any friends???
anyway, so all her friends(maids/scientologist volunteers) can hit katie.
Oh btw, have any of you guys/girls ever known an scientologist? i did!! 🙂
my roommate was, but she never ever ever said anything and for 2 years that we lived together, i never knew!
then one day i need something she borrowed and i went into her room and found 5 audio tapes/books on her bed.
i was like..omg girl is scientologist!
and i was like OMG, all that time, lucky i never made any emperor xenu jokes! can you imagine if i did, she would have butchered me in my sleep.
anyway one day she told me, im moving out and i was like okay… and i never ever heard from her again or saw her or anything.
but anyway, she knew i was gay and never tried to tell me to be straight or hate me.
“Also – it’s kind of sad that Suri is forced to celebrate her birthday so late, just because her parents don’t want to admit that Katie actually give birth earlier than her official “birthday” right? Remember that?”
WAIT WHAT? I have always had my suspicions that she is really Chris Klein’s child , but i never knew abotu that. But my friend pointed out once that Katie was HUGE pregnant forever, like elephant gestation long. Kaiser, I think you might need to expand on this or someone because around the time she was born was when my interest in celebrity gossip was peaking.
calling it now: Katie will play Waity in some future movie/tv thing. they both have that sideways face and tiny frame.
The circumstances around Suri’s appearance on earth have always been shady. I remember reading that Tom “shoots blanks,” so there was a lot of speculation about where the Y chromosome came from (cousin Mapother?).
In the first photo, Katie actually looks related to Suri, so maybe they used one of her eggs instead of just ordering up a Chinese baby, as some people have suggested.
I’m with the conspiracy theorists – I don’t believe Katie was pregnant, ever. Tom & Katie people have no problem lying about anything (remember when she “ran the marathon”?). And there is no possible way that child is four. Give me a break.
“she plans to “girl it up” for the bash.”
The Tom Cruise jokes just write themselves, don’t they?
Why does Tom always look so sloppy???
Wait, yeah, what about the birthday being celebrated later than Suri’s actual birth date?!!!
Tom doesn’t shoot blanks if Nicole was once pregnant by him.
Being that Suri is so advanced, I would think she would be planning the gala all on her own. Katie will just watch.
Poor Suri, dragged around shops and restaurants for photo-ops, usually when she should be in bed.
For those who are interested in the conspiracy theories regarding her parentage and the “fake” pregnancy check out freekatie.net. There’s years of debate on there.
Does anyone remember the chart of Katie’s bump that was on Gawker? It changed sizes ALOT. There was definitely something funky going on and more than likely Suri was born earlier than the official party line.
http://forum.purseblog.com/celebrity-news-and-gossip/katie-holmes-bump-timeline-2605.html
Look at him just staring at her in that one picture “My pride and joy: sci-ford wife!”
And her leg :L
Look on youtube for “Star Stories”- hilarious comedy series spoofing celebrities. The Tom Cruise one is awesome.
#15 Who said Nicole was pregnant by Tom? He divorced her immediately before their 10 year point, saying only, “Nic knows what she did.”
Yeh, Her belly changed so much even I scratched my head at times.
Dont forget the edible panties inside the pinata..
The ‘Nic was pregnant by Tom and miscarried’ shtick was supposedly some part of the divorce agreement to make TC look more masculine. Not made public until just a few years ago.
Well it was in the mainstream media that Nicole did miscarry at the end of her marraige to Tom whether it was a PR stunt, really Tom’s baby or one of Nicole’s co-stars is the revolving door rumor that will never be revealed until Isabella Cruise’s memoir.
Do you think Tom is gazing at a hot photographer?
What, no Cuervo shots and dancing til dawn at this party for a “self-aware adult” only “currently” in a child’s body?
Anyway. Stepford wife looks like she could be Susan Atkins or Leslie VanHouten in the blue dress pictures. Sickening.
*cough*ewan mcgregor*cough*
My family celebrates my birthday late too…but this is because my parents tell me that they found me in a cardboard box that was labeled “Free Puppies.” They really wanted a puppy, but when they saw me inside they just couldn’t resist!! So we celebrate my birthday on the day they found me in the “free puppies” box on the side of the road.
…They wonder why I decided to become a psychologist.
(My parents did not really find me in a box, they just think it’s hilarious to tell people this).
Remember when she and Tom were first married and she was a fashionista? This walmart looking dress is not fitting for a premiere. Maybe a garden party, not this. She is very cute though.
What’s happened to her legs lately? They look much better than usual, more defined and slender.
what about the edible panties….
The mystery behind when Suri was really born reminds me of the book Uncommon Knowledge by Judy Lewis (Loretta Young and Clark Gable’s daughter.) It’s a fascinating story. For those of you who haven’t heard of this story, Loretta Young had an affair with a married Clark Gable in 1935 and became pregnant. They were both worried the scandal would ruin their careers so Loretta faked a mystery illness, used that as her excuse to drop out of the public eye, gave birth to the child, left the baby at an orphanage for a year-and-a-half and then pretended to adopt her. The book is written by her daughter who tells the story of her conception, birth and later about how she found out about her true parentage. The point of my whole rambling post: I can’t wait for the tell-all book that Suri will no doubt write one day!
@grace, that was an interesting story, thanks, no, i have never heard it before, i love mystery stories like that.
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KATE! No more pigeon-toed poses, please! It’s so annoying. Plus, Suri’s face was next to a box labeled “Cock-Blocker.” Great parent.
OMG Suri “Mai Ling” Cruise is going to have a B’day soon!
They must have checked with the orphanage in Beijing when it was her B’day.
That is one lucky chinese baby!!! dammmmm uuu
and @Trollydolly!! thank you! now i can add my theories to that site!!