“Kim Zolciak does another terrifying half-naked photo shoot” links

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Kim Zolciak‘s terrifying 2011 PregnantFace. [Dlisted]
ScarJo, Rihanna & Blake Lively all have Little Mermaid hair. [Gawker]
Prince Harry is great with children. [LaineyGossip]
Worst singing scenes in movies – Goop‘s number 7! [Pajiba]
Jonathan Rhys Meyers is off to rehab for the millionth time. [Yeeeah]
Max Irons is cute. [PopBytes]
NatGeo‘s “Taboo” episode deals with infantilism. Gross. [The Frisky]
Milla Jovovich wears mom jeans. [Agent Bedhead]
Oprah‘s final guest is probably going to be Oprah. What a get! [PopEater]
Tina Fey‘s SNL promos. [Celebuzz]
Renee Zellweger & Bradley Cooper had an awkward run-in at the Met Gala. [A Socialite Life]
Charlie Sheen says Kelly Preston shot herself. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Chelsy Davy isn‘t interested in marrying Prince Harry. [LimeLife]
Christina Aguilera‘s booze-face? [ICYDK]
Eddie Murphy has a new girlfriend? [Bossip]
Beyonce dancing. She‘s good at that. [Bitten and Bound]
More photos of Sparkles & Reese in London. [Pop Sugar]

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  1. Phillylady says:

    I feel terror when I look at that

  2. Stubbylove says:

    Horrifying! Kim is about as deep as a puddle. Why the F*ck to these people think we want to see this??

  3. Psyren says:

    She looks like a pregnant princess. In a Tim Burton movie.

  4. dread pirate cuervo says:

    She looks she’s got that weird photoshopping they did in Diesel ads a few years back that said, “Drink urine.” Fitting.

  5. dorothy says:

    Is she drunk? Looks like it. That or dead.

  6. neelyo says:

    Oh god, it’s like the world’s ugliest blow-up doll.

  7. the original bellaluna says:

    Didn’t I read somewhere not too long ago that he’d left her demanding diva ass? Someone help me out…

  8. NayNay says:

    She is butt-ugly. She would sell her soul to the devil to become famous. Oops, my bad, she probably already has sold her soul.

  9. TQB says:

    Harry and the little kids was the swooniest part of the whole affair. OF COURSE he is great with kids. And puppies. And making adult bridesmaids giggle. Le sigh…

  10. teehee says:

    Looks like she jsut ate something bad and is gonna throw up. Morning sickness?

  11. Samigirl says:

    I was sitting here, racking my brain, trying as hard as I can to figure out what/who she looks like. My husband fixed it for me….”She looks like a real doll. Not that I would know or anything…I’m going to go mow the lawn.” That conversation just happened! EEK! But, he’s totally right!

  12. Rachel says:

    This is why I stay away from wax museums. That stuff freaks me out.

  13. ladybert62 says:

    Who is she? She looks creepy.

  14. Nancy says:

    OMG! I have no idea who she is but her face looks like a mannequin it’s creepy.

  15. Relli says:

    totally off subject. But i just clicked on the Eonline link to Tony Romo and Candice Crawfords wedding… that space looks amazing. Poor Jessica.

    Also do you think Chase and Tony ever talk about how they both dated Carrie Underwears?

  16. mew says:

    She looks very dead plastic doll. And where’s that dude coming from? One of the worst pregnancy shots ever.

  17. Roma says:

    JRM isn’t off to rehab, he’s already out. He could be on every single HGF and I wouldn’t complain.

  18. SassyOne says:

    Wait, is she dead or is that a Mme. Toussaud’s wax replica?

  19. Sue says:

    This is no better or worse than Mariah and Nick photo’s.

  20. girl says:

    I’m hoping it is just photo-shopped all to hell because she looks terrible. Why would she do that to her face? It looks like someone tried to melt down a Real Doll.

  21. Maritza says:

    She does look like a wax figure!! Very creepy!

  22. wunderkindt says:

    Photoshopped into unrecognizableness.

  23. jen says:

    Same vacant stare as Heidi Montag.

  24. TeeTee says:

    They are not even together anymore..He saw the light..

    I see her face looks the same, LOL!

  25. pb says:

    I don’t think that’s a person. That’s a rubber blow-up doll.

  26. lulu says:

    so wrong and in soooo many ways!

    She can’t be 32! i’m going to google her ass!

  27. OhMyMy says:

    She does look like a blow up doll that losing her air.

    She’s such a waste of space and air. I feel bad for her girls.

  28. Kate says:

    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CREEPY!

  29. Faye says:

    She looks dead. Completely dead. Soo creepy.

  30. Corina says:

    I thought this was a contestant for RuPauls’s Drag Race… then I realized she does not look as pretty as some of the Queens in the show

  31. Ashley says:

    This thing really is terrifying. I wish I had never seen it. Now it will be in my nightmares.

  32. courtney says:

    Um Kims Pics look way worse than Mariah’s eever could’ve Kim looks like she’s 55 and Mariah hasn’t aged a day over 29. plus Kim will never be famous she’s a talentless train wreck whore that’s a psuedo actress on a reality show. lets hope they tie her tubes and take the kid away right after he’s born she doesn’t take care of her older daughters why should she be blessed with another healthy child when so many have to struggle to have even one

  33. santacruz says:

    Oh, so this is not a man?

  34. Kiska says:

    She looks like a dead barbie doll left out in the sun too long. He looks like he’s killed her and is now going to eat the baby.

  35. Sue says:

    courtney@ Come on Mariah looks way over 29 lets not exaggerate she looks good but not 10 or more years younger then what she is.

    Kiska@ LOL too funny but sadly so true..

  36. Jane says:

    That is one of the most bizarre pregnancy photos I have ever seen. She looks like a mannequin that has been put into storage and he is in some weird bending pose that doesn’t seem to mean much of anything. I would blame the photographer, but I have a suspicion that Kim probably liked this weird pose and picked it herself.

  37. jc126 says:

    Is that a real face??

  38. Jilly Bean says:

    i thought botox and restalyne and other facial injections etc were off limits if the patient is pregnant??

  39. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @sue, prepare to feel the wrath of Courtney in 3….2…1. 😉

  40. beanie says:

    This was taken at the morgue, right?

  41. CeeCee says:

    Jilly Bean you beat me to it!

    Scrape all that paint off yer face and let the pregnancy glow shine through girl.

  42. kwoww says:

    wtf did she do to her jaw? it looks like a giant swollen chin inplant.

  43. Alix says:

    @ beanie: HA! Let’s file this photo under ‘necrophilia’, shall we? Gross.

  44. Bored says:

    Looks like she’s wearing a mask

  45. RHONYC says:

    it’s final:

    Mariah’s pregger photos look like she is the fugging ‘MONA LISA’ compared to this ‘DEXTER’ necrophiliac SH!T.

    🙁

  46. bagladey says:

    That’s scary. What is that? That poor young guy is now tied to that mess that is Kim Zolciak.

  47. DeeVine says:

    Looks like a poster for a budget horror movie

  48. wtf? says:

    poke it- is it alive?

  49. teehee says:

    Celebitchy, you know what would be great? A system here that lets you directly reply to commenters and also notifies you when you get a replyu— like youtube. That would be awesome- instead of checking or missing replies or questions directed at you… cos sometimes they come in months later too. Is there any possibility of that being implemented in the future?
    Thanx– a loyal reader for many years 😉

  50. Addie says:

    Are they not embarraced about releasing this picture for the WORLD to see?

  51. ViktoryGin says:

    Oh, so she’s got a new line of prosthetic face masks, I see.

  52. courtney says:

    What I said is my oppinion and what you said is yours I wasn’t exagerating as I’ve met Mariah once and she is more beautiful in person than she ever could be in pictures. and of course kim is pregnant with only one child so she doesn’t have a good excuse for gaining so much weight where Mariah does because she was pregnant with two and also because of complications she was on besd rest for the last three months of pregnancy and that’s when most of the weight is gained anyway so cut her some slack

  53. Sassy says:

    Her face is morphing into Pete Burns. And is her boytoy trying to sniff her vag? What a creepy photo.

  54. dahlia1947 says:

    What the heck happened to her face? That photoshopper took too much off the right side!

    And is there a ‘Glazed Over’ feature that they use for the eyes? This is just too scary!

    And these poses are so dumb.

  55. original kate says:

    if you guys think this photo is bad imagine what the outtakes look like!

    *pulls covers over eyes*

  56. Hakura says:

    Re: Kim Z Pic – God, that’s horrifying. Honest to God, I thought it was a dummy/mannequin, not a real person… It reminds me of the way ‘low-end’ quality ‘Real (Sex) Dolls’… Her eyes look so empty, & her skin looks like wax. So fake & scary looking.

    Taboo: Infantilism – I actually watched that episode… I have to admit, the way it’s presented in the commercials is way more ‘sordid’ than the actual story. Yes, it’s totally weird & messed up, I’m not denying that. But it does have a reason behind it that makes sense.

    But they let it sound as though it was something this man does as some sort of ‘sexual perversion’ or ‘pedophilia’, when that isn’t it at all. It has absolutely *no* physical/sexual aspect at all. The man explains that he had a very traumatic, painful, abusive childhood (he doesn’t go into specfics, & admits that there’s a lot he’s blocked out), & feels as though he really never *got* the childhood that other people have, with affection & nurture from parents.

    He becomes very stressed out dealing with the after effects of these emotional issues… & will sometimes ‘revert’ to childish behavior, so a caretaker can give him the affection & love he never received when he was a baby. In this case, it’s much more of a therapeutic experience for him, & helps him to cope.

    It’s very sad, actually… & understanding where it’s coming from, not ‘gross’ like it first appears. Strange? Very. But more therapy than anything else.

  57. Trashaddict says:

    Time for a new spin-off: “Real Housewives of Stepford”!