Thanks to Agent Bedhead for this video of Ashton Kutcher in a parody ad for Federline man panties.

Sorry for the smaller amount of posts yesterday. The Internet was buggy at our place and I was feeling uber-lazy on a Friday.

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– Lindsay Lohan was too busy to attend the VMAs [Mollygood]
– Britney Spears was also MIA at the VMAs [Bricks and Stones]
– Britney Spears chows down some ice cream, disgusts her sister [Wampoon]
– Buttaface Fergie at the VMAs [Buttafaces]
– Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton may be engaged [Celebrific]
– Harry Morton sticks his finger up Lohan’s butt [Agent Bedhead]
– Nick Lachey gave Vanessa Minnillo a lap dance at a VMA after party [I’m not obsessed]
– Katie Couric is back to normal [Sadly, No!]
– Pete Doherty was kicked out of his apartment for not paying rent for seven months. Now he lives with Kate Moss. [Socialite’s Life]
– Michael Douglas doesn’t know how to use a computer and has his secretary fax his e-mails to him [Haute Gossip]
– Sharon Stone and her adopted son, Quinn [ICYDK]
– “Crank” may have a dumb premise and a bad plot, but it kicks ass [Pajiba]
– Jessica Alba thought the 2006 VMAs were boring too [yeeeah]
– Jessica Alba in a bikini helps us say goodbye to summer [CityRag]
– The Jolie-Pitts rebuild New Orleans [PopSugar]
– Angelina Jolie pisses off Oprah! [DListed]