There are a few things a celeb can do when talk of marital problems starts plaguing them. They can grab their spouse and kids and make sure they’re photographed doing lots of family-friendly activities. They can “accidentally” release a sex tape. They can issue a terse statement through a PR rep about how everything is fine. Or if they’re Katie Price, they can strap on a Tang colored dress that’s so tight it reveals each of their cosmetic surgery scars, a pair of the fugliest socks you can possibly imagine, and get shit-faced. It makes it pretty clear that your marriage – and life in general – is going great.
JORDAN has reacted to reports her marriage is on the brink of collapse – by heading out on a wild all-night bender with her sister.
The glamour girl donned a garish orange jumper dress that barely extended below her waistline and a pair of cheerleader-style socks before embarking on her marathon club crawl.
Jordan further fuelled speculation her marriage to PETER ANDRE is on the rocks when she turned up at her first destination of the night, Embassy in Mayfair, without her wedding ring. However the model – joined by her sibling SOPHIE on her night of debauchery – had returned the band to its rightful place by the time she wobbled out of the club.
A clearly tipsy Jordan and her sis then hightailed it to club No 2, Silver, showing off plenty of leg en route.
Next stop was Maddox, which an increasingly blotto Jordan and Sophie eventually stumbled out of at 3.30am.
But still the girls’ wild night wasn’t over – though it was after several rounds of drink at their fourth and final port of call, Blush.
The battered brunette had to be helped out of the club by two men at 5am, before flopping into a cab.
No doubt she’ll be suffering from a throbbing headache this morning – as will anyone who stared at her dress for too long.
[From the Sun]
The idea of someone wearing a dress that tight and then “flopping” into a cab is pretty unbecoming. I imagine a lot of jiggling was involved. It’s never really possible to know what’s going on with someone else’s relationship, but somehow I can’t help but get the feeling that Jordan and Peter really are having troubles. They haven’t been photographed together lately. Jordan is constantly having more surgeries on her breasts to make them bigger/smaller/perkier/etc. Peter has long been rumored to be gay. Katie is clearly trying to dress in a way that would drive any man 1000 miles away. Or anyone with eyes, really. Clearly they’ve got some issues to deal with.
But hey, nothing says, “We’ve got problems but I ultimately love you” like remembering to put your ring on by the end of the night.
Here’s Katie Jordan looking a little unsteady on her feet after a night out last night. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.
When your marriage is on the rocks it is very easy to have a “girls night out” drinking bender. Just as long as she doesn’t hook up w/ other men it can be a little of stress relief. And as long as she doesn’t start doing it every night. And dress slutty like above.
Also, I know she says she’s younger but I would put her at 39-40.
Well, at least the dress matches her skin tone.
Try riding a horse with a hangover. Not recommended…
i think that might be a sweater! 😯
at least she’s not driving…
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39-40 eh? My GOD how tragic to be so ancient!!! 🙄
looks like your instincts were right. the new issue of ok features jordan holding up her left hand sans ring with captions “Why I Left Pete” and “Looks like I’ll be a Single Mum”
That isn’t a jumper dress, that’s just a jumper!!! 😯
Who puts on a orange jumper, looks in the mirror and goes ….. I look absolutely hot ! And to make me the hottest mamma tonight I will top it of with my teenage daughters soccer socks. This outfit screams “Look at me” and not in a good way.
DrM: I’m going to be 38 next month. I was just saying that she’s lying about her age, sheesh. I don’t know why women need to lie about it.
It must be hard to deal with a marriage breaking up or having serious problems with the whole world speculating about it.
Of course, this is primarily her own fault, as she invested the majority of her public persona into her marriage and motherhood.
Still, it’s always hard, I think, for anyone in any circumstances. Her booze night reminds me of Britney just after she announced her divorce to Kevin Federline. (apparel choices as well)
Hell yeah that chick is at least 40..and thats not to say thats old or bad..look at halle berry or stacy dash..but please dont TRY to pass your self off as 20 something…
She’s 31, born 1978. It’s the grotesque surgery she’s had done that makes her look much older, that and the overtanned, leathery skin. She used be really pretty but now looks like some tragic, aging drag queen. Sad body dysmorphic mess.
Poor Katie, and Pete needs to remember he is a washed up teeny idol – all of his fans are now grown up and just laugh at him. He wont leave her too readily, he has no obvious talents of his own. So she´s off her tits, so what? Hate divorce, hurts like mad, and a few vodkas wile the lonely nights away.
i think those socks do look good on her
but she seems to wear them whenever shes out in public
she definately needs to lose the fake tan but can stick with the socks
its look like very good
Katie looks like she is in her early 20’s. She gets better looking every day. She is the Queen of fashion. I love the orange dress. It’s so adorable. The dress looks good with Katie’s hot smokin sexy tanned body! I love Katie. She is so COOL!