– Scarlet Johansson looked like a 50s Q-Tip at the Black Dahlia premiere [ICYDK]
– Jake Gyllenhaal shaved his beard [Socialite’s Life]
– Britney Spears might not steal SP’s Birthday after all. She could be scheduled for a C-Section today. [Mollygood]
– Jessica’s Biel’s ass stops traffic [Bastardly]
– Nicole Richie says she’s hurt by all the speculation about her weight, and that she’s not eating for the pap’s benefit. [Haute Gossip]
– Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz to reunite on screen. Don’t expect much [Pajiba]
– Marcia Cross is pregnant [Gabsmash]
– E! is putting out a calendar of ugly-sexy guys including Cisco Adler, Zach Braff and David Spade [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Daniel Craig hates LA [DListed]