I passed out early last night due to toddler and in-law overload and did not get to the links, I’m sorry about that.

I’m excited to announce that we have a new blogger today. Please welcome Chic Mommy! She’s busier than I am and will be contributing when she can. She is another mother who loves her gossip. She used to work as an auditor, documenting financial mistakes made by companies. She’s come to realize that it’s more fun to document fashion mistakes made by celebrities. She says, “In a way, I’m doing what I used to do, but this time, I’m having more fun.”

– Current Hilton Sisters Terror Alert Level: Low [Chic Mommy]
– Did Paris Hilton sing on her own (digitally manipulated) album, or did they use someone else’s voice entirely? [Mollygood]
– “Half Nelson” is a movie about a talented teacher who is rescued from drug addiction by a student, and it has avoids the cliches of the feel-good teacher/mentor movie. [Pajiba]
– How did Jennifer Aniston get voted best dressed when all she wears is black? [Agent Bedhead]
– Baby Shiloh is a Gerber baby [Gabsmash]
– Nick Lachey wont talk about his relationship with Vanessa Minnillo [PopSugar]
– Kimbo Stewart’s new boyfriend is plain nasty [Im Not Obsessed]
– Rachel Bilson as Wonder Woman? [WWTDD]
– J.Lo’s new look is old Hollywood – dead old Hollywood [The Trixie]
– Why does Scarlett Johansson always look so gorgeous? [CityRag]
– George Clooney to speak with the UN Security Council [Socialite’s Life]
– Kate Beckinsale’s colonic irrigation system [Bastardly]
– Was Lindsay Lohan’s missing bag a practical joke on us? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Jessica Simpson needs to keep shopping [Hollywood Rag]
– NASA confirms global warming, Bush still in denial [Metadish]
– “Napoleon Dynamite” star Jon Heder and his wife, Kirsten, are expecting a baby [ICYDK]
– Jessica Biel not only has a fabulous ass, shes been blessed with a huge long tongue [Celebguru]
– Celebrity Bandana Mania [Celebrific]
– Mena Suvari making out with her boyfriend at Fashion Week [yeeeah]
– Is Sarah Jessica Parker going to have another filly? [Haute Gossip]