Quite recently, British socialite and “accomplished journalist” Peaches Geldof has certainly changed her physical appearance by looking super skinny. By extension (and faulty logic), Peaches has also claimed that she’s simultaneously altered her own inner life dramatically since hooking up with her latest boyfriend, musician Thomas Cohen. Of course, Peaches has only been dating this guy since January, and it really hasn’t been that long since her first and second heroin scandals, one of which cost her a very lucrative Ultimo lingerie gig. Even if Peaches really has changed a few of her ways since meeting Cohen, she’s still a mess who occasionally makes a grand display of stumbling out of bars:
So I don’t really buy that Peaches has suddenly transformed herself, stays in most nights, and has experienced a grand awakening over her place in the universe. It’s not like she’s taken a few years off from her wild lifestyle, attended and graduated from college without incident, and then made this same declaration. Nope, she’s just making this decision based upon a few months of dating her latest man, and it fits her usual pattern of impulsive behavior. Despite Peaches’ young age of 22 years, she’s already been around the block a few times. At age 19, she famously married indie rocker Max Drummey in Vegas. Their split inevitably arrived six months into the marriage after she told Hello! magazine that Max was “the one” because they were both so intelligent and could sit and his van in talk or something. For what’s it worth, her estranged husband finally filed for divorce (hilariously citing “irreconcilable differences”) in April of this year. This is great timing for Peaches! Now she reportedly wants to marry Cohen because he’s “the one.” Really.
British socialite Peaches Geldof is reportedly planning to convert to Judaism to wed her rocker boyfriend Thomas Cohen.
Bob Geldof’s daughter began dating the S.C.U.M. singer in January (11) following her split from actor/director Eli Roth after eight months of dating.
Within months, the couple cemented its relationship by moving in together, and now Geldof is reportedly set to convert to Judaism to move one step closer to walking down the aisle with her beau.
A source tells Britain’s People newspaper, “Peaches has a fondness for all things Jewish and in particular Jewish men… She is learning Hebrew and is ready to change her life for Thomas because she thinks he is the one.”
[From Contact Music]
Of course Peaches loves Jewish men. I mean, she dated Eli “Bear Jew” Roth last year, but it’s really more of a case of Peaches liking all men. She’s the type that can’t ever be alone for five minutes after her last relationship ends. A bit of a serial monogamist, if you will. And every boy seems to be “the one” for her. Needless to say, Peaches has a history of planting engagement stories and has already done the same thing by wearing a diamond ring on the “meaningful” finger since dating Cohen.
In response to this latest rumor, Peaches has taken to Twitter to deny any intention of converting to Judaism. However, she has not denied any matter of engagement but only says, “I dont need nor want to comment as I need some semblnce of privacy in order 2 function.” Yeah, she’s probably just starting rumors again and then pretenting to be all outraged after the fact. Poor, misunderstood Peaches.
Photos of Peaches and Thomas at the Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 premiere on 7/7 courtesy of WENN
The UK’s equivalent to Lindsay Lohan.
Why marry ? Live together, it’ll be a lot cheaper and easier than a divorce within a year.
That blue dress is AWFUL, so unflattering
Wow, its been a rough 22 years!
As far as thinking every guy is “the one” – at least she actually is young. Once they get older like Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson, that mindset becomes irritating.
That’s a really poorly-fitting dress. It looks like it’s fastened with clothespins in the back. And in the front… why, satin is the friend of no-one’s crotch.
As far as the boyfriend goes, she is obviously one of those batsh!t crazy girls who will be married and divorced every 8 months or so.
She reminds me of a cleaner version of Lady Gaga…
i yet saw her dress somewhere this year on a red carpet but where?
Maybe she should hold off until her boyfriend needs to shave more than once a week. That kids looks 12.
Anyone noticed how this boy is going for “young Nick Cave” styles and failing miserably? Muahaha.
@jesikabelcher me too! They could be sisters.
She’s unfortunate looking.
And, btw, she claimed she lost the weight because she had bird flu.
“accomplished journalist”
“super skinny”
Right. That’s what she accomplished. Becoming super skinny! (You think it’s easy to pop all that Adderall?)
PS: Her BF looks like a young Bob Geldof. Peaches, don’t marry your dad.
@merski
You’re right! Also a bit Nick Drake.
And AUGH that ankle picture! Sets my teeth on edge, it does…
Ouch, that looks painful.
She is the spitting image of her father and that is not a good look on a woman.
Ahh .. don’t be cruel .For “celebs” gettin’ a new hubby is a hobby !!!;p
Bob Geldof’s grandmother is a Jewish Englishwoman. Peaches’ conversion would be understandable
The Brit version of Paz. No wonder I am so over these types.
LOL fabgrrl!
She’s a moron. That photo with her all drunk looking is pretty funny. Her tattoos look like someone drew on her when she was passed out.
She did HEROIN and she’s not 22 yet??! Is this true? I mean, is it documented, did she admit it…?
I can’t understand these “young” women.
And she wants to get married for the second time to THAT? (OK, the second pic is much better but that first one . . .) Was he really going for the Amy Winehouse/suit-is-too-small look?
Hmmm. Remind me again who this is? And why she is famous?
Youth is really wasted on the young; these women are all looking rough at a young age……
The first picture looks like she accepted a dare to go to prom with that skeevy guy from Chemistry that no one wants for a lab partner because he tortures rats.
She hasn’t had an easy time of it with her parents’ divorce and her mum dying when she was young, so I tend to cut her some slack.
But look at the crowd in the background of the fourth picture. Could they look any more disinterested in her?
@JesikaBelcher, yup she and Gaga are almost twins. Also, they both have rich fathers and they both did heroin.
This guy looks just like Bob Geldof and just like Peaches. They have the same mouth, chin and face shape. I’m seriously nauseated, and this guy had better prove he’s not actually her half-brother before they start with the babies.
Wow, that first photo made me jump a little.
It’s looks like Gomez and Morticia’s high school prom picture.
Only without the wit and charisma.
@ Merski and Rio:
Yup, I clicked on the post just to say that: dude’s channeling Nick Cave (unlikely to have the same talent though).
It went probably like this:
Someone: Dude, you look like Nick Cave!
Cohen: Really? *touches hair*
The very next day he gets a Cave-like haircut and shows up in a suit.