Here’s the latest in news stories:
– Keith Richards got wasted for his first day playing Johnny Depp’s father on the “Pirates of the Caribbean” set. He was so drunk the director had to hold him up. He was probably just getting into character. [Celebrity Week]
– John Mayer says he’s relieved to be out of the spotlight, then shows off his Photoshop skills by copying the photo tags of celebrity bloggers in a parody post to his blog. [John Mayer]
– Brad and Angelina’s recent announcement that they’re starting a charity and donating $2 million may have been in response to questions about whether they’ve actually given away any of the cash they’ve made from Shiloh’s debut pictures [Radar Online]
– Jessica Simpson was banned from signing solos in her church when she was a ‘teen, because it was claimed she would make male congregation members horny [Starpulse]
– Surprising no one, Oprah really isn’t just like us, and is a bit of a diva bitch. [MSNBC]
– David Hasselhoff’s 14 year-old daughter, Hayley, cut herself and may have attempted suicide. [TMZ]