Holy crap. I saw this photo yesterday and just assumed this dude was just wearing one of those superhero-style muscle shirts that give average-to-plump people the illusion of defined abs. That’s not the case though and this Celebrity Brother Contestant had those fake six pack muscles surgically implanted under his skin. I’m not kidding and my mouth is hanging open as I type this. The guy is a 46 year-old Australian paparazzo and he’s chub with “six pack abs” thanks to a process known as “contouring.” I would assume his arm muscles are enhanced as well. I guess it’s better than a beer gut, but it still looks like one with some balloons under the skin. Here’s more on this story, from The Daily Mail.
It seems Amy Childs and Tara Reid aren’t the only surgically-enhanced celebrities in the CBB house.
Australian paparazzo Darryn Lyons has revealed that he had an appointment with a surgeon to create a set of abs.
Instead of sweating it out at the gym, the 46-year-old underwent the surgical procedure known as ‘contouring’, which gives the illusion of a washboard stomach.
The pink-haired housemate confided in co-star Paddy Doherty, 52, and bared his torso in the bedroom to reveal the transformation.
Talking about the procedure, Lyons said: ‘I had contouring done to my body.
‘I had to get really fit and lose a fair bit of weight. It takes away all the fat around it and actually lets your natural abs be there.
‘Basically it’s the male version of a boob job.’
An impressed Paddy called Lyons’ new look ‘the bees knees’, as photographer Lyons added: ‘I’m over the moon with it.’
Lyons’ torso has something of the superhero look about it and is quite obviously superficial. Indeed, he could almost be wearing padding.
[From The Daily Mail]
The Mail has more on the procedure, which involves liposuction to the stomach along with those implants. The Sun quotes a cosmetic surgeon who estimates that it cost around £6,000 or around $9,900 USD.
Overall the effect is totally ridiculous, but it probably fits this guy’s personality well. He says he loves it, after all.
Yikes! That’s just utterly ridiculous!
He’s a human grenade.
I suppose a Dr’s understanding the fact that nature is imperfect and assymetrical, would just void the whole intent and reason for plastic surgery in the first place; so its not like Im surprised to see such a synthetic human design- overly perfect, overly geometrical, overly idealized.
But I am just surprised how Drs continue to be so stupid as to create such ugly and obviously fake bodies and dare to say they are making them more attractive. These are suuposedly PhD trained people, so they should have some ability to think, even if they arent necessarily artists. Usually their results prove the opposite, though.
A stupid Dr did this.
WTF! He’s a freak, not by nature.
I think he actually wanted and paid for a 6-Pack of Beer and a Tummy-Tuck but got the 6-Pack Abs and a Tummy full of beer instead.
My eyes!
Gross & hilarious at the same time!
That’s nasty!
For some reason I think this is hilarious!!!
He looks like a ninja turtle.
He says he had to lose a fair amount of weight before they would even do the procedure. It seems to me that he could have kept exercising and achieved relatively the same results; although probably not as stupid looking. If the guy from ‘Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead’ can do it so can this guy.
that is disturbing
Kim:
August 23rd, 2011 at 10:14 am He looks like a ninja turtle.
LMAO!! I couldn’t have described it better myself.
two or four pack may look ok but this 6 or 8…? he looked like a corn and yeah… a turtle
Ew.
@Kim: ITA….LMFAO…Ninja Turtle…ha!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *PUKE*
@kim – perfect! total ninja turtle.
*giggling*
OI! LOLOLOLOL
Ninja Turtle LOLOLOLOL KIM!!
OHMYGAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWD!
I am rolling over here!
This and the Will and Jada split/no split.. And it is only 10 AM CST.. whats the rest of the day gonna bring?
Good for him, if it makes him happy. Women do it to themselves all the time, men can too!
‘Basically it’s the male version of a boob job.’
He’s right. He looks like a boob.
I so pleased – I have seen this guy interviewed many times bragging about how he chases celebrities, has watched some celeb mums crying out of fear when they have their kids in their cars.
As much as I love celeb news and gossip, when a sleaze likes this endorses hounding kids of celebs who have not consented to the lifestyle then he is totally fair game for public ridicule
Ninja turtle! Perfect! Hahaha!
For me it depends on why he did it. To look good? Then he’s a stupid knob with FAIL implanted in in abdomen. If it’s to be humorous? Then he’s a funny knob with FAIL implanted in his abdomen. I prefer the latter
I’ve never heard of him but according to the poster above he’s sounds like an ass. Too bad. Ninja Turtles should be funny.
OMG! I just threw up in my mouth…and not a little…
LMFAO!!!
LMAO @ “Ninja Turtle”…That is sooo perfect!
Rumor had it that Janet Jackson had this procedure done circa 1999(?). She’s always been known as athletic so I’m on the fence but anything’s possible.
he looks horrible and fake..
wait til his stomach gets bigger, LOL
I love this. Finally men will understand why fake breasts are so weird.
We have revolting clown plastic barbies, bring on the freaky kens.
this was my favourite story of yesterday – what makes it more hilarious is that this guy is just a paparazzo! how is that a celebrity???
He has 4 pairs of boobs?
Maybe he used the same program as Ryan Gosling did in Crazy, Stupid, Love ? He told a reporter that James Cameron had developed this program called ‘Abatar’ LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAxnCoEVucI
Too bad that this guy looks like a Ninja Turtle
@ Oi – a grenade! LOL
hahahaha I thought this was a photoshop when I saw it on failblog. I had no idea the guy was actually stupid enough to implant himself with a six pack when he had a beer guy… oh lord I’m laughing my butt off here… what a douche!!
He is originally from Geelong, a town just outside of Melbourne Australia. If any of you knew of Geelong you won’t be surprised with his appearance.
Don’t be lazy go the gym!
Bwahahahahahahah!
THIS IS SPARTA! At least a “People of Walmart” version of Sparta. Seriously, if you look like that and you want plastic surgery, wouldn’t you start with the face?
This plastic surgery craze is the beginning of the end times. Shudder!
This guy is scum, he’s such a sleaze. I didn’t think it could get much more ridiculous than a 40yo with a multi-coloured mohawk, but I was wrong.
I actually feel ill looking at this. It’s disgusting and sick
Seriously? Dude just get lipo this is disgusting.
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