– Lohan the man-eating party panda [Gallery of the Absurd]
– Lindsay, Stavros, Paris, and boy Paris should all just have an orgy and get it over with. [Mollygood]
– Star Jones is just so overwhelmed and is suing everyone for saying her formerly gay husband, Al Reynolds, is still gay [TMZ]
– Bobby Brown wanted a new car for his appearance on a reality show. If only he would have settled for a used car, he could have been paid [NY Daily News]
– “Laguna Beach’s” Jason Wahler was arrested for the second time this month, this time for assaulting a tow truck driver. He was in the company of a lingerie model. [US Magazine]
– Someone should bring back Claire Danes and Jared Leto in “My So-Called Life.” They can grow up, we just want them back [Celebritology]
– Bush and Musharraf share fashion tips [Grumpy Old Indian Man]
– Pictures of unbelievable Celebrity homes. [Sky Showbiz]
– Jessica Alba wants bigger boobs [The Bastardly]
– Anne Heche’s new fall TV series on ABC, “Men in trees,” looks to be decent, while CBS’ “Jericho” does not [Pajiba]
– Ralph Lauren’s studio is overrun with biting, itching bed bugs. ewww [Jossip]
– Russell Crowe is not going to play Steve Irwin in a movie about the crocodile hunter’s life [The Dark Hat]
– Jack Osbourne wishes Kate Moss would have done more with him than just make out, but he wasn’t badass enough [Agent Bedhead]
– George Clooney is not going to run for office, while Oprah realizes that suing people for encouraging her to get into politics is bad PR. [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Guess who’s back on Grey’s Anatomy? (Spoiler) [ICYDK]
– Jessica Simpson’s makeup makes her look dead [Best Week Ever]
– Celebrity see-through collection [Cityrag]
– Drunken Stepfather interviews a DJ photographed with Lindsay Lohan [Drunken Stepfather]
– Melissa Joan Hart and her son, Mason [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Mandy Moore is average-cute [Hollywood Tuna]
– Simon Cowell’s 80 year-old mom was hit by a car and might need a hip replacement [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Steven Tyler has Hep-C [Hollywood Rag]