TMZ reports that John Mayer struck out at the Four Seasons bar when hitting on an attractive member of the opposite sex. Jessica Simpson showed up, and Mayer promptly turned on the emo charm for her. Despite being treated like shit by Mayer in the past and in the public press, Jessica took the elevator up with him – presumably to his room.
Jessica Simpson arrived at the bar a short time later and saw friend and producer Romeo Antonio sitting at a table, who has written several Simpson songs. Jessica approached Antonio and chatted for a bit. Antonio then left the table to use he bathroom and while he was in the restroom, Mayer walked in. A very serious Mayer asked if there was anything going on between Antonio and Simpson. Antonio said there was not.
Mayer then went back to the bar, chatted up Simpson for approximately 10 minutes and then the two left the bar together and took the elevator upstairs. We don’t know what happened after that, but our spies never saw them again.
What they did up there is anyone’s guess, but Lainey’s Gossip claims that Mayer has a proclivity for certain kinky sexual practices that Jessica must be tolerant of.
Poor Jessica must have rock-bottom self esteem to be hooking up with that jerk again.
Jessica Simpson header image from SweetKisses.net. John Mayer Perez Hilton parody image from John Mayer’s blog.
How can someone who sings such beautiful songs like “Clarity” can be such a jerk?
How desperate is this girl for attention? More than anything else, she needs some therapy, yo.