With that title I don’t mean to say that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant again, but that OK! is calling her pregnant again when that might not be the case. Their last “Jennifer Aniston is pregnant” cover, or at least the last one that we bothered to talk about, was in March of this year. At that time I did a composite of OK! Magazine covers declaring Aniston pregnant, and there were three others that I could find from 2010 and 2009. It’s been a whole six months since we ran that story, so I may as well include those older covers here again. They range in veracity from deliberately misleading to entirely made up, and include keywords like “exclusive,” “confirmed” and “revealed.” At least in this case they’re admitting pretty much on the cover (above) that the story is based on photo assumptions. They could be right too, as a lot of you have been wondering the same thing. I doubt it, though. Here’s more.
Living in NYC with Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston can’t stop smiling – and seems to be showing a bump
As fall begins chilling the New York City air, freshly minted Manhattanite Jennifer Aniston has swapped her tank tops for jackets, scarves and peacoats as she walks hand in hand — while smiling ear to ear — with beau Justin Theroux along the winding streets of their West Village neighborhood. But outerwear can’t cover up an obvious change in her svelte physique — a curvier, more buxom shape — and the suggestion of a bulge around the belly.
And so tongues are wagging: Is Jen pregnant at 42?
“She hasn’t announced it, but all of her friends seem to think it’s finally happened,” an insider tells OK!. “Whenever anyone hints around the question, Jen gets really giggly and shy. It certainly has all of her friends buzzing, and Jen seems to be loving it!”
If Jen is with child, it wouldn’t be surprising. As one close pal notes, she and Justin share a desire to start a family “immediately.”
“Jen would be an adoring mother,” her best friend, Kristen Hahn (a bridesmaid at Jen’s wedding to Brad Pitt) tells OK!.
“She would have boundaries, but the adoration would be big, big, big.” And solid, unpretentious Justin seems like excellent daddy material. “He’s a really good guy,” the friend says. “He makes Jen really happy and brings out the best in her. Justin’s down to earth and doesn’t handle fake people or situations. And he isn’t put off by Jen’s fame. He loves her and everything about her, and that includes that his life is now public.”
Also public are the couple’s displays of affection — unusual for Jen. She was never the clingy, hand-holding type, but with Justin she’s as demonstrative and dreamy-eyed as a sophomore dating the star quarterback.
“She’s glowing; every time you ask how she’s doing, she gets a schoolgirl smile and laughs,” another good friend tells OK!. “She hasn’t been this happy in a long, long time. You can really see what a difference Justin has made in her.
Aniston moved to New York, she’s in a new relationship, and she’s eating out a lot. Her routine is probably different, and maybe she doesn’t have time to work out like she used to. She looks fabulous as always, but she may have gained a little weight that we can barely notice, it happens. Those comments from Aniston’s BFF Kristen Hahn about what a great mother she would be came out over a week ago, and I’m pretty sure she was asked that question directly. It’s not like Hahn is the source for this article or anything. That said, I would love to see Aniston have a baby. I know it sounds cheesy, but she seems solid in her relationship and I think she would make a good mom. She’s always said she wants kids too, so I would bet she’s happily trying. Plus it was like a month ago that US ran their “Jennifer Aniston: Baby Countdown” cover story. That sounded to me like it was from her publicist. This story, not so much.
And here are some of the older OK covers calling Aniston pregnant.
March 21, 2011 “A Baby On My Own”
July 5, 2010: “Yes! I am Having a Baby”
April 19, 2010 “Confirmed: Finally, a Baby for Jen!”
October 5, 2009 “Exclusive: Pregnant at 40!”
9/26/11. Not looking pregnant at all.
9/28/11. Totally normal stomach. She needs a bra though.
9/30/11. Covered up a little, but still not looking pregnant to me.
Photo credit: Diane Cohen/Fame Pictures and Pacific Coast News
Pregnant AGAIN? If these magazines told any truth about her previous pregnancies, she should have something around 37 babies by now.
By the way, the arrows pointing towards parts of her body are ridiculous (funny though, I must admit).
I think that Justin Thordeusche guy is an utter tool, but when my relationship with my current bf or two years began, I also put on a little weight cause we were going out a bit, eating out, dining for activity, and well, cause I was happy and just wanted to live. In fact, I’m still happy. 🙂
“He loves her and everything about her, and that includes that his life is now public.”
Oh he loves the spotlight alright……that;s about all is true in that article.
lmao! I’ve never seen the cover where she “picked” bad boy Gerard Butler to be her baby daddy. OMG! “It’s a bump!” a bump on these idiots heads writing this crap. I need more coffee for these “reports”. how many healthy babies can a woman have a year?
I wont believe it until Jen says it.
” Justin’s down to earth and doesn’t handle fake people or situations.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *catches breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA Funniest shit I’ve read since they got together. I didn’t realize they had started putting comedy writers on the payroll.
OK really wants this to happen.
Scratching my head at OK’s categorizing this Kristin Hahn person. You’d think that her role as Aniston’s producing partner would be more noteworthy than her being a bridesmaid at the Aniston-Pitt wedding.
I question the intelligence of tabloid readers, but even they don’t deserve that level of condescension.
I can’t believe tabloids are still writing this nonsense, and even worse that there are people out there believing and buying it!
@ “solid, unpretentious Justin”
Really? To me the guy looks like a poster boy for pretentious. There isn’t a single thing about him that’s easy and authentic.
Have nothing to say about 437th “finally, a baby for Jen” story except that she doesn’t look pregnant at all when she’s wearing body hugging closes.
brin: OK really wants this to happen.
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They’re probably trying to get first rights to the baby pics.
Everybody needs to back off and get the hell out of this woman’s uterus. Whether or not she wants a baby (I’m betting she doesn’t) or has a baby (I’m betting she won’t) is nobody’s business but hers. She’s chosen her life already and seems content with it.
Gawd I just can’t cope with how badly these things are written & executed.
A “freshly minted Manhattanite?” – wasn’t JA bred in NY? Didn’t she spend her whole childhood there and attend schools in NY?
“solid, unpretentious Justin” – we’re talking about the 40 year old hipster Justin in skinny jeans and crazy bike helmet, who dumped his gf after 14 years in rather unclear circumstances, right?
“as fall begins chilling the New York City air (…) Jennifer Aniston has swapped her tank tops for jackets, scarves and peacoats” – this sounds like a direct response to the blogosphere mocking JA not that long ago for wearing coats and scarves while everyone else walked around in tshirts
Then we get some recycled quotes from the friend about adoration and boundaries, topped with the usual giggling girly image: “every time you ask how she’s doing, she gets a schoolgirl smile and laughs.” She’s 42 for God’s sake, a grown up independent woman, not a high school darling.
Then “She was never the clingy, hand-holding type, but with Justin she’s as demonstrative and dreamy-eyed as a sophomore dating the star quarterback” SRSLY? What about the tons of pictures of JA clinging and hugging and touching everyone (remember her pool pictures with Mayer?)
And what’s the deal with the high-school comparisons?
Look, I’m not even picking on JA here – I wish her well and whatnot (btw. I don’t think she’s pregnant she didn’t look like she was in that black outfit from the premiere, she looked her usual slim and fit)) but this shit IS SO BADLY PLANNED AND WRITTEN.
Jeez.
OK Magazine, you really are a rag.
Eve @1 stole my line… *mutters darkly*
But I’m sure that THIS time it will, like, totally be true.
I’m actually fairly sure that, if Aniston really wanted a baby, even at her age, she would’ve adopted or used a surrogate or something. Man or no man, it would have happened.
I’m not saying I’m a fan of hers (or of anyone in that pathetic triangle/rectangle) or would approve of such actions. It’s just that…damn, people, let her have her fun/stop encouraging the fame whoring.
(Oh, and I’m publishing under a different name because there are so many other commenters called “Liz” out there. Is that even remotely okay?)
That article reads like a VERY sarcastic wink:
“solid, unpretentious Justin” Bwahahahaaha, awesome!
“Justin’s down to earth and doesn’t handle fake people or situations.” too much, lol!
If you stripped all the fakeness off of Aniston, you’d be left with this:
http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures/gallery/dogs/alphabetically/mexican-hairless-dogs/mexican-hairless-dog-0004/
“She was never the clingy, hand-holding type, but with Justin she’s as demonstrative and dreamy-eyed as a sophomore dating the star quarterback.” nope, just with EVERYONE she’s ever tried to link herself with – what’s the odd finger up the ass, after all? 🙂
http://www.gossipbeast.com/?p=6140
“Also public are the couple’s displays of affection — unusual for Jen. She was never the clingy, hand-holding type, but with Justin she’s as demonstrative and dreamy-eyed as a sophomore dating the star quarterback.”
Are they freaking serious? Not clingy???
So every word is a lie. You know the old Latin saying. “Falsus in unum, falsus in omnibus” Basically, lie about one thing, lie about everything.
That said, at 42, if she wants a baby she’s better get on it. ASAP. A black haired, big chinned, hipster-doofus baby. Awww, how cute!
BTW, I have this fantasy of all of us regulars who are SoCal chicks getting together over cracktails and having the bitchfest of the century. That just has to happen sometime. Hey, a girl has to dream!
I hate these covers – these poor women!! Could you imagine having people say “she’s pregnant!” every few months?! No wonder there are all these body image problems
A baby would totally ruin this woman’s lifestyle. Hell her mother’s still in hospital having suffered a stroke and it’s obviously too difficult for Jen to go see her again. Once was enough apparently since they haven’t spoken in a decade. She seems like someone who is totally devoted to family and being a mother! RIGHT!
Ummmm. I’m confused by the apparent contradiction of the statement: “Justin’s down to earth and doesn’t handle fake people or situations. And he isn’t put off by Jen’s fame. He loves her and everything about her, and that includes that his life is now public.”
So, he doesn’t handle fake people or SITUATIONS, but he loves that his life is public now? Isn’t the tabloid life as fake as it gets?
I think I understand what the woman actually meant, but if she had phrased it a little differently, I don’t think it would sound so much like a made-up quote.
Liz — ditto. I call ’em “love pounds.” It’s the “I’m happy, we’re doing lotsa dinner dates, romantic bottles of wine and he orders me dessert” weight that I gained when we were just comfortable being together.
I don’t think Jen looks like she’s gained any, though………
@Runs with Scissors:
🙂
Thank you, CB, for addressing the epic level of BS that is OK. I am so sick of them declaring JA pregnant. For God sake OK, give it a rest already!
Cheyenne – If it was me, with arrows pointed at my tits and ass on their cover, you can bet your BOTH that OK would be the LAST in line to receive an “exclusive” of anything from me!
Elizabeth S – Why do you think I’m “the original bellaluna?” Someone thought it would be funny to post some decidedly “UN-bellaluna-like” thoughts, so I changed it. And you make a very good point. If/when Jen wants a child or two, it will happen. Until then, people need to leave her alone. Maybe it’s just some “happy couple” lbs, right? I mean, it’s not like those are unheard of!
*waves @ the ladies*
OK needs to just stop printing magazines as everyone knows that everything in them is a load of BS.
I highly doubt this woman is preggo. She looks like she’s gained a minuscule amount of happy weight from going out to eat and such.
She looks very happy as a childfree woman.
bigger boobs, bigger stomach, bigger butt… yeah, she’s definitely not getting fat, she’s pregnant.
I don’t care for her Justin, I think he’s a creep. I also won’t believe she’s pregnant til SHE officially announces it to a reputable paper. That being said..IF AND WHEN she is expecting, though I’m not a huge fan of hers I will be happy for her and hope that means she is able to move forward forward for good (or rather her REPS and Douchie ex: Chelsea etc).
the original bellaluna: Cheyenne – If it was me, with arrows pointed at my tits and ass on their cover, you can bet your BOTH that OK would be the LAST in line to receive an “exclusive” of anything from me!
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But you’re not her, and if she ever does get pregnant, you can bet Huvane is going to engage all the tabloids in a bidding frenzy for the photos.
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Chloe (not chloe): remember her pool pictures with Mayer?
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Now stop that! You got me laughing so hard I almost choked my Pepsi. Who could ever forget those pool pictures? She was wrapped around the guy like a boa constrictor and had his head practically in a choke hold.
I’m firmly in the camp that believes this woman likes her lifestyle just the way it is. I believe its what broke her marriage up. Pitt ALWAYS wanted a family and JA’s job with ‘Friends’ just ended and the motion picture scripts started. She wasn’t going to give that up for kids. My opinion only.
Like others said, if the tabloids were correct, she’d have more kids than the Duggars.
TODAYS WEATHER FORECAST: Cloudy with a chance of Nipples…
Who writes this stuff, they’ve been reading too many Mills & Boon novels.
I’d like to see her settled with a family too, I think she’d be a fun Mum.
Refreshing to see a positive post on her about Jen Aniston, thanks Celebitchy.
Cheyenne – That may be true, but I’d make sure Huvane made sure OK wasn’t in the running and/or DEF didn’t get the deal. Or I’d fire her ass.
We all know I am not a fan of the Aniston – no talent and whiney – but why is it so hard to accept that she may NOT WANT TO BE A MOM. I’m around her age and other than the strange biological urge to not date men with hair curlier than mine, I do not feel any compulsion to be a mother. I’m 40 and free. I love that. Jen probably does too. Ideally, I would like to settle down with a guy and a dog or a cat. Unlike Jen, I’ve been waiting until I find a man who shares my little fantasy – alas she married Brad Pitt at 30 and his fantasy was not the same.
Here’s another one. I’ll click on anything you want if you never do a JA is pregnant (unless she truly is pregnant but even then I don’t care) story again!
SHE AHD TO GET HER EGGS OUTT OF THE FREEZER….WHAT A DESPERATE FOOL.
most people dont gain a booty in the first trimester.
boobs, if anything, but most ladies loose weight at first from the morning sickness. looking a bit rounder/fuller everywhere is AFTER you ‘ve just had a baby.
funny to see those old OK covers
@the original Tiffany – we should plan a SoCal celebitchy meet up.
This girl about town on the opposite coast as her stroke patient mom – JA is pathetic. Jen, what goes around comes around. Karma is a bitch. Remember that when you are old and grey and alone except for the hanger oners who you pay for companionship.
Every time I hear that she’s pregnant, all I can think of is “Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.”
I doubt it. I’ll eat my computer monitor if she is.
Zenbitch@ #30…….
“We all know I am not a fan of the Aniston – no talent and whiney – but why is it so hard to accept that she may NOT WANT TO BE A MOM.”
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BECAUSE SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO BE A MOM.
There, is that sufficient enough for you, ZB?
I’m not bitching at you ZB but i am sick. and. tired. of seeing that sentence in relation to jennifer aniston. She gets all these shitrag covers about “Jen Is Pregnant!” and she gets blog stories written about he perrenial, impending motherhood because she keeps opening her bunghole and saying that SHE PLANS TO HAVE A KID!!!!
And she says SHE WANTS TO BE THE ONE TO ANNOUNCE IT TO THE WORLD.
“DONT STEAL MY THUNDER” is what she said in her most recent interview on the subject WHICH WAS EARLIER THIS YEAR!!! or late last year…..
So until jenny comes out and says, okay folks, i have changed my mind. i have decided that i like my life the way it is, i do not plan on having children, THEN THE SPECULATION WILL CONTINUE.
Do you get it now, ZB, et al?
While this is totally effing tiresome, i’m not mad at all, since this subject merely serves as a reminder why many people think this bitch is as phony as a three dollar bill. A passive-aggressive, vindictive, grudge-holding, talentless, shameless, Fame Fattened Tick and a Sad Spook (Ask the reporters who gave her those names).
Thank you CB for writing this one. It’s nice to see a post where the original article hasn’t been twisted like a contortionist’s limbs to cast Aniston is as poor a light as possible.
I don’t think she’s pregnant. She wore those same black pants several months ago and they fit her the same now as then.
She didn’t have children with Brad. She’s not going to have them with Justin. I’m tired also of JA in the past always saying that yes, she is looking forward to having a big family. It’s a lie. That’s all it is, blowing smoke. If you don’t want children, just say so. The tabs perpetuate the rumors. She’s 42 – let it go.
@ Photo Jojo:
LMAO! Oh, I love the Coen brothers so much.
@ HorsePoorHanna:
I left an answer to your comment (# 18) on that thread about Minka Kelly wanting (no no no no no no) Evans back.
@OhYeah:
You have links for that?
I haven’t been paying all that much attention to her, so I haven’t had her actually say that. Ever. I always just assumed that the media was stirring in order to get sales.
And, uh, don’t say you’re not angry when you clearly are.
I know, TMI , but I think it’s pms bloat. I get the same thing.
Plus, during pms, I overeat, exercise less and drink gallons of booze.
My theory.
To Elizabeth and Bellaluna, yep, that’s how I got to be Original Tiffany. After being here awhile, there were a few more Tiffanys saying unTiffany like stuff too. I gotsa be me:)
ZenB!tch-a meet up would be a bitchfest of epic proportion! I hear it’s raining at home. Better send that out of there quick before I get back!
@oh yeah
If this is giving you so much aggravation, I suggest a relaxing trip to the spa. It’s really not serious enough to warrant so many caps.
@ElizabethS…. I think this is what she’s talking about from her People interview in Feburary
“I think people honestly just want to see me as a mom and married and barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen,” she says, laughing. “And I just want to say, ‘Everybody, relax! It’s going to happen.'”
and
I’ll be singing from the mountaintop. Let me have the moment where I get to say, yes, in fact, I’m having a baby. As opposed to adopting from Mexico.
http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20467604,00.html
There are a whole bunch more quotes where she talks about kids and babies in a way that encourages speculation.
I personally would have more respect for her if she didn’t answer and encourage these questions because it is after all her own business. It wouldn’t necessarily stop the pregnancy rumors but she is definitely encouraging the tabs. I am curious to see if her and Justin end up going the long haul but at 42 no matter how much money you have very few first timers get pregnant at the drop of the hat. I wouldn’t be surprised if the slight weight gain was from fertility treatments.
If OK says it, it’s true! Lmao at this.
I believe its what broke her marriage up. Pitt ALWAYS wanted a family and JA’s job with ‘Friends’ just ended and the motion picture scripts started. She wasn’t going to give that up for kids.
That was 6 or 7 years ago. Are people allowed to change their minds? Maybe seven years ago, she didn’t want children. Maybe now she does. 42 isn’t too old to still want and have children. There are many other actresses who have started famlies in their 40’s. There are many other women in the world who have put their careers first, then started their famlies later. Why so much hate for Jennifer who MAY be doing what thousands of other women do? She is allowed to change her mind. She is allowed to change her lifestyle. She is allowed to get pregnant.
Eve** Gotcha!!
BS…this chick don’t want kids and I’ll be shocked if she is preggo. Its one thing to want kids and can’t or never have the opportunity to have them, but I don’t think she wants them…which is her option. But I hate when these mags make up this sh!t to boost sales.
Original Tiffany, ZenB!tch
What a fabulous idea, a SoCal tailgate-type extravaganza. I once suggested (somewhat seriously) that we get a bus/limo and go down to Blohan’s courthouse. Unfortunately, 97% are from far away regions. Cracktails, meeting up, have a bitchfest would be good, too.
Madisyn – If we can co-ordinate it for a Blohan crack-tail-gate, we can manage it here! 🙂 (I’m still fighting ants with Febreeze, and it’s still raining. But my house smells GREAT.)
@crtb: Nobody on here is cracking on Aniston and her desire — or not — to have a baby. We are cracking on the crazy tabloids who report every other week that this woman is pregnant. If she was pregnant as often as the tabloids said she was, she’d have a litter of kids running around the house.
BTW, her not having children was almost certainly not the sole reason her marriage failed. There were probably a lot of factors and that was just one of them.
I don’t think that her not wanting babies when married is the sole reason her marriage didn’t last but I am convinced deep down inside that if she didn’t want children and said it to Pitt pre marriage, there will never be a marriage.
Wanting or not children is a serious matter and a deal breaker, especially for a marriage.
I don’t think Brad would have married someone knowing that the woman he married didn’t want children.
As for that cover, same sh*t, different day.
If she wants kids, she should get on that pretty soon. At this point, a pregnancy would only help her career (can you imagine the frenzy?).
@Original Bellaluna, how is your new homestead? Have you adjusted to your extreme lifestyle change? I seem to remember you saying you moved from a city to the country? I bet your little bebop loves the outdoors right?
crtb Post 48
I was merely stating MY opinion, which is EXACTLY what I said. You have a hard on for me because of the Blohan posts, so you pick my post to rebut, which is great. I can debate with the best of them. And you only partially quoted me. I said:
“I’m firmly in the camp that believes this woman likes her lifestyle just the way it is. I believe its what broke her marriage up. Pitt ALWAYS wanted a family and JA’s job with ‘Friends’ just ended and the motion picture scripts started. She wasn’t going to give that up for kids. My opinion only. Like others said, if the tabloids were correct, she’d have more kids than the Duggars”.
Now to on to your comments, you said
“That was 6 or 7 years ago. Are people allowed to change their minds? Maybe seven years ago, she didn’t want children. Maybe now she does. 42 isn’t too old to still want and have children. There are many other actresses who have started famlies in their 40’s. There are many other women in the world who have put their careers first, then started their famlies later.”
I NEVER said she couldn’t change her mind. I NEVER said she was too old. Yes, woman have children in their 40’s all them time and postpone children for careers, but I never implied or suggested otherwise. Go back and reread my comments and tell me where I said ANY of these things.
“Why so much hate for Jennifer who MAY be doing what thousands of other women do? She is allowed to change her mind. She is allowed to change her lifestyle. She is allowed to get pregnant”.
I DON’T HATE ANYONE nor did my comments imply as such. I NEVER said she couldn’t change her mind. I NEVER said she couldn’t change her lifestyle. AND I NEVER said she isn’t allowed to be pregnant. Go back and reread my comments and tell me where I said ANY of these things.
If you want to debate with me, great but get your facts correct in what I said!
I’m standing by MY opinion, I think she likes the life she’s made for herself and more power to her.
I really want her to be pregnant. Honestly don’t know why, because she probably doesn’t really want kids, but if she did, and was, it would be a happy ending to the eternal Poor Jen saga.
@ HorsePoorHanna:
I posted one last message for you on that thread. I promise I’ll leave you alone (if you ask me to).
*MWAH*
Didn’t Jen have a miscarriage when she was married to Brad?
bellaluna
You have ants in this weather? And its colder and rains a hell of alot more where you are. The only time we have ants is when there’s a heat wave and they’re looking for water (coming thru the pipes or drains) or just trying to get out of the heat like everyone else.
I also have a solution for ants. My mother somehow discovered it. Summertime, our trash cans OUTSIDE would be invaded by ants. She sprinkled BABY POWDER around them to form a sort of moat and they couldn’t crawl through it or didn’t like the smell, so the ant problem dissapated. It doesn’t get rid of every single one but they tend to move on. We had dogs and couldn’t spray the industrial stuff. I know you have a toddler. Just a thought.
Sorry I didn’t see this post earlier, I was sort of busy rebutting post 48. I’m moving over to the Blohan posts, where theres less rhetoric. LMAO
Cheyenne
I didn’t mean to imply that was the SOLE reason her marriage failed. I don’t think I said ‘SOLE REASON’. I PERSONALLY THINK it MAY have been the ‘straw the broke the camels back’. Maybe I wasn’t clear. I think JA had every intention of having children with Pitt. I just think when ‘Friends’ ended and the movie scripts started coming in, she saw the career opportunities and was not interested at that time for having children. Problem was, Pitt was ready. Again just my opinion
I’m not very anxious to see Jennifer Aniston teach her child to be a victim. Hopefully Jennifer is smart enough to settle into this new relationship and not jump into anything before getting herself pregnant.
@Madisyn: You could be right, but her actions spoke a lot louder than her words did.
I think she will probably pay a surrogate to do the job. She is having too much fun right now to complicate things with a baby.
Aniston is too insecure to be a mother. Her kids would have a very neurotic mother.
I would feel very sorry for her kids. She seems like a mean spirited fake woman.
Madisyn: They are fleeing the flooding by invading my house, little bastards. I got em fixed though with the baby powder. I put some on the floor right at the door. Thanks for the tip 🙂
bellaluna
Why is your name coming up “HEINE”. What are you trying to
say. . .girl? Good thing I know your prose.
So the ‘bastards’ are doing the opposite of what they do here, instead of escaping the heat, they’re fleeing the flood. I’m just shocked they’re around in the cold. They tend to go away in the cold weather here.
It worked? Great! I don’t know where there coming in, we didn’t use it in the drains and whatnot because it does cake, thats why it works soo good outside in dry ground. But if it works, it works and its safe for the baby, thats the most important thing.
I am looking forward to the cover :
PREGNANT AT 50!!!!!!!!
hahahaa soooo gonna buy that one.
@oh yeah I haven’t read anything Jen A has said (unless it’s on a site like this) in years but if that is what she is saying she needs to shut it or have a baby.
Actions speak louder than words and I don’t see her as mommy material but I guess she think her audience won’t like her if she admits that.
I didn’t know about her mom having a stroke (again – don’t keep up with her much) but I am not surprised she is not around. Didn’t she stop speaking to her mom over something stupid?
Madisyn: No no, I’m not bellaluna! I saw her post about ants and then yours about the baby powder so I tried it.
Reading that back it does look like I’m responding to you as her.
Totally my bad. Sorry.
With all the tabloid activity on every move JA and JT make, I don’t see how it’s possible, but I just hope Heidi has reached a place where she is moving on, and not stuck in “bitter and humiliated”. I feel bad for her. (And no, thankfully this never happened to me.) JA and JT are obviously going to do whatever they please, but after him being with HB for so long, you’d think he could have given her the heads-up in advance, and sprung this all on her with a little more respect and kindness.
Madisyn – I will try the baby powder as soon as the Febreeze dries. Otherwise, I’ll be making my own urinal cakes. GROSS! (Although, since the ants are coming in through the hall bathroom [???] I guess that would be appropriate.)
Lady D – Little bebop LOVES the outdoors, especially since there’s a creek in our backyard. (Outside the fence, thank God.) I am having trouble adjusting to the lack of restaurants (and I’m not talking fast-food) and the hours. The 4 restaurants in town consist of 2 that only serve breakfast and lunch Wed-Sun; a pizza place open from 3 – 9; and a burger joint open only when they feel like it that closes by 6. And no Starbuck’s.
You really must be out in the hinterlands! Yes, in SoCal as I am sure you remember the little buggers invade during the heat. I got a bug guy after an epic ant invasion through the pipes in my then toddler’s bathroom. She’s now almost 14 and still scared of bugs!
A Blohan cracktail party would be so epic. I’ll be in town that week too. Then off to NoCal.
@Firecracker, who wrote: “Didn’t Jen have a miscarriage when she was married to Brad?”
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I can’t recall reading anything during the years that Brad and Jen were married even remoting suggesting that Jen had a miscarriage. The first I heard of this was after Ian Halperin’s book on Angelina Jolie came out (was it in December 2009?). In his book Halperin also suggests that Angelina is the one who started the rumor that Jen didn’t want children just to humiliate her; which, by the way, she would have had to start in 2003 prior to meeting Brad on the set of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” in January 2004.
Well … In January 2004 Jen hosted “Saturday Night Live.” She was in a skit playing a photographer covering a red carpet event. When ‘Jennifer Aniston’ arrived on the red carpet, Jen started snapping pictures and yelling “Hey Jen, when are you gonna have a baby?” The audience loved it, because the tabloids at the time were alive with speculation about when Jen was going to have a baby. That skit was up on YouTube for a while. You may still be able to find it there.
Personally, I don’t believe a woman who’d suffered a miscarriage would spoof herself in the manner Jen did on “Saturday Night Live.” Yes, it could have happened in 2004, but they appeared to have spent most of the year apart and the last part of the year in ‘separation’ mode. And we all know that they issued a joint separation announcement in January 2005.
Heine
No worries, I’m so glad it worked for you. No need to apologize. One time I posted a comment and it came up ‘anonymous’ instead of ‘Madisyn’, so I thought it a possible mix-up of some kind.
bellaluna
“Good thing I know your prose” Do I look like a big dope or what? I feel like an idiot or a ‘Lohan’. Scratch that, ‘Lohans’ never feel embarrassed.
Firecracker: “Didn’t Jen have a miscarriage when she was married to Brad?”
No. She did not.
ZenB!tch: f that is what she is saying she needs to shut it or have a baby.
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I don’t think she’s saying anything. This is OK fabricating bullshit to sell more magazines.
@ Bellaluna: “Why do you think I’m “the original bellaluna?” Someone thought it would be funny to post some decidedly “UN-bellaluna-like” thoughts, so I changed it.”
Sorry, but that’s simply not correct. There’s a poster BellaLuna who was posting here long before you. Being the most frequent one does not make you the original one.
While we’re not allowed to change poster names here, there is no log-in (reserved name space), which sometimes leads to an overlap of monikers.
I think that ‘Liz’ was very polite and elegant in dealing with such a problem. You, on the other hand, could benefit from letting the subject go.
Eve** What do you mean leave me alone!?! Don’t be talkin’ that mess. I posted one more,too.LOL
Refreshing to see a positive post on her about Jen Aniston, thanks Celebitchy.
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I agree @Ell
Nice to see a post about JA without the writer putting her down.
Refreshing change.
Doubt she is pregnant, hope she stays that way (she seems content that way)
But if a baby is in her future then I’m sure she will be an amazing and fun mom.
Her child would be beyond happy and loved.
Just found this :
“There’s no desperation,” Aniston tells the November issue of ELLE of persistent baby rumors in the tabloids. “If it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be. I’m at peace with whatever the plan is. But will you hate me if I say I don’t want to talk about my relationship?”
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Love it!
Glad she is declaring that NOTHING is certain about the baby issue.
Also happy that she is not milking her relationship.
Please, if she wanted kids, she would have had them by now.
@katyalia: Agreed. (And I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed.)
this cover and he comments/arrows to her body parts are hilarious. her photos are funny too with all the grinning.
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