Do I even need to explain myself at this point? I love Shane Warne and Liz Hurley together. I love that she’s remade him. I love that he’s her very special, fancy-ass Ken doll. I love his new teeth and his Botox and his eye work and his new coordinating costume changes. I love that Liz said yes to his proposal. I’m going to be so upset whenever they do break up. When do you think that will happen, by the way? Before or after a lavish London wedding? I say after – I think they will end up getting married, and then all hell will break loose. But until then, let’s just enjoy this.
These are photos of Shane and Liz in London yesterday. This was actually their second costume change for the day. Shane and Liz started out in dumpier clothes – Shane was even allowed to wear Uggs, which you can see here – and then they did this costume change after they had spent several hours in the salon together. Seriously. They beautify together. They get their hair done together. They probably got some mani-pedis too, maybe even a couple’s waxing! That started out as a joke, but you know all of it is probably true.
So… you know what’s next for Liz and Shane, right? Baby rumors. Yes, she’s 46 years old and don’t even give me a lecture about age and fertility. I’m just saying that as far as tabloids go, she’s due for some baby rumors, and she seems to be helping everybody out by wearing a loose shirt and jeans that seem to be unbuttoned. Have at it!
Photos courtesy of Fame & Pacific Coast News.
they skin racoon dogs alive in the process of making uggs. true story.
He’s the best girlfriend she’s ever had!
So she’s slowly and steadily turning him into…a gay man? Hmm. Good for him.
I think he kind of looks like Michael Weatherly in some of these pics.
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I looked up the Uggs and raccoon dogs reference, which I thought at first was activist spam, but I looked it up and so far it seems to be true. So it may still be activist spam, but darn it raccoon dogs are cute. Why do I care more that they’re killing cute animals?
She had Hugh Grant. She’s slumming now.
Do they even make Uggs for men? Or has he had his feet bound so he can squish them into Liz’s shoes? I’m with you Kaiser, these two entertain the hell out of me.
Wow. Shane is actually dressed better than Liz.
@aenflex, thanks for that heads-up about the Uggs. Don’t own a pair, but now that I know that, I never will. Absolutely disgusting.
I swear, Shane is TOTALLY P-WHIPPED!!! Yes, let’s keep following these two, because of his history of wandering dong, I suspect we may be reading an article by Kaiser about how Shane was skinned alive after a night of wandering dong!
Til the botox tear us apart.
Didn’t Shane (and Liz for that matter) never got the memo that metrosexual is OVER.
He looks so stupid. I wonder what her son (Damian?) thinks about him.
I always thought Uggs were made of sheepskin.
I always though post-Huge she was a complete skank. Do you know she even was terminated from her Estee Lauder contract because of the so-called morals clause?
it is for fake UGGS not real ones – real ones are made of sheep skin
when you go to the hairdresser with your boyfriend,it’s that your couple is strong(nice for them)
What’s wrong with Warnie’s face here, why is it so pink??
Genuine Ugg boots are made from sheepskin. There’s been a lot of publicity recently about knock-off Uggs made from raccoon dog fur farmed in China.
Warnie – as we fondly know him in Australia – is rapidly morphing into some type of metrosexual-man accessory for Liz. Between the botox, the new hair, the weight loss, the plucked eyebrows and the non tracksuit clothes, he’s a shadow of the chubby sex text pest serial cheater celebrity bogan who once haunted our shores. Now he’s always off following Liz around to hold her handbag and make sure the photographers get the best angle.
I love this celebrity romance. Bring on the marriage!
I like them. I like that they go shopping together, spa, salon time and all. I think its fun! It is better that Shane is pampering in salons than hanging out in pubs and bars. Liz is gorgeous and I like that Shane is making efforts to look and feel better for himself and his future wife!
This couple is beginning to win me over. How could you hate “Ken Costner”? He’s always smiling. Unlike other male slebs who tend to give that mysterious, IDGAF attitude, Shane’s kinda warm, welcoming dude.
Wait? His swelling from his treatments are subsiding. He’s beginning to look normal. NOoooo!
She looks awful. Puffy, bloated, desperate. He looks dumb as a bulb.
By the way, where does she get her money from? What does she do?
he looks like a baked ham
@ bokchoi Baked ham! Hahaha!
I love every single fashion choice they’ve got happening. Her blouse is fabulous, and her boots rule.
Can I just say that I am sick of how she exposes her tits all the damn time? OK. Rant over.
What’s with the pink middle lower half of his face? It can’t be pash rash… can it?
He’s starting to look normal again as the botox & God knows what else, settles in. but there is something i would like to know, WHY is the lower half of his face ALWAYS RED? :S
i love these two. they give so much amusement in a fun fluffy way. Bring on the wedding and more shenanigans.
@anachristoff with regards to her money, it’s a combination of films [starring and producing], estee Lauder contract, farming and swimwear designer/maker
And i think she said that both her and hugh Grant jointly invested in alot of property, so there is that too.