When you read a lot of blogs written by men, you come away with certain ideas of what the “average dude” find attractive, and it’s not always the most body-image-affirming message. Take the Kardashians, for instance, and how dudes discuss the various sisters. Kim is constantly criticized for her gigantic (implant-filled?) ass, and Khloe is constantly mocked for being a big, tall girl, while Kourtney is always praised as the “prettiest” or “hottest” Kardashian girl. I’ll never understand that, because Kourtney and Kim seem to be in a race as to “Who Can Jack Their Face The Most By The Age Of 40”. Kim used to be such a pretty girl, and she’s just destroyed it by Botox, lip injections, fillers, likely surgery, and the cherry on top, too-excessive grooming and drag queen makeup. Kourtney has been hittin’ the ‘Tox too, and her face has gone through a rather harsh metamorphosis over the past few years. Which leaves Khloe… I don’t think Khloe hit’s the ‘Tox, and I think she has a really cute face. Why do dudes hate her so much?
Anyway, these are new photos of the Kardashians promoting something whatever, who cares? Let’s see… they were at the opening of “Kardashian Khaos” at the Mirage in Las Vegas. Don’t make me look up what that is. In my mind, it’s a theme park in which everyone pays to put on a prosthetic ass and then they get boned by Ray-J. Because, really, what else does Ray-J have going on? Of course he’d work at the Kardashian theme park in Las Vegas.
Other stories – Radar claims that Kris Humphries has been bad-mouthing Kim to his friends, which is pretty boring. Allegedly, Kris has been telling people “Kim’s reality shows are a total sham. He doesn’t think there is anything real about the shows at all. Kris thinks that Khloe is truly the only authentic one among the Kardashian sisters. Even though they didn’t get along, at all, he respects that Khloe does what she wants. If Kim and Kris had stayed together, and he had gotten traded to Dallas, like Lamar did, he knows Kim wouldn’t have moved with him like Khloe is doing.” He also todl friends a story about how Kim faked a “lost earring” and gave an Oscar-worthy performance for the cameras. Blah.
And the final story of the day – Kim spoke to various media outlets while in Vegas, and she stayed on point. When asked if she still wanted to be married one day, she said, “Absolutely. I believe in love, always.” About what she’s learned: “I’m really thinking that 2011 was a lot of learning lessons… in2012, I’m just excited for the New Year and the new me.” When asked if she already had a new man, she said, “I’m not looking.” So f–king boring.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
More like ‘Kardashian Krap’ and lots of it…
One great, happy, successful family. Go girls.
SpiderEyes really said: “I’m really thinking that 2011 was a lot of learning lessons… ~?~
She really needs a tutor quick, if she thinks that passes for grammar.
The more she talks, the more she proves her lack of intelligence.
If this pimped chimp family has any fan base at all, the fans must be equally as lacking in taste, class, style, and education as the Karfraudians are. No one with even half a brain would give them their attention, let alone idolatry – OR MONEY.
I love that other people attack their inability to string a cohesive sentence together. The come off so stupid, I know middle school students with a better vocabulary. If I were in the public eye I would be meticulous about how I speak.
What? I thought she and Reggie Bush were already having sex…no? I guess his people must have sent her people a stop order. I hope this loses buckets full of money so that this nonsense will stop. And only the public can make that happen so let’s make it happen! Let’s give them a new year they will remember forever, the year the bottom fell out.
Kardashian Khaos…how clever. NOT.
The only positive thing I can say about this family is that Kourtney is beautiful.
Hey JudyK,
I have to disagree with you. I don’t think anyone can tell what she looks like with all of that junk on her face.
I think these girls have almost single handedly destroyed our culture’s concept of beauty- at least natural beauty.
I was just thinking how average looking this girl is. I’ve seen girls a billion times prettier than her at the mall.
And this is in the Midwest — the epitome of average. I’ve been to LA many times. There are truly gorgeous women everywhere. She doesn’t even rate.
If she wasn’t famous, no one would give her a second look. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder — or what the media tells you, I guess.
Kourtney has on too much makeup in these pics and she’s too short to be considered stunning, but I do think she has beautiful hair, a beautiful face that’s not jacked up, and a beautiful figure (perfectly proportioned for her very petite size), as opposed to Kim, who looks positively PLASTIC and like she belongs in a wax museum…and the same can be said of Mompimp Kris. But, as you said, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
word JudyK.
kourtney kardashian is one of the most beautiful women on television.
Kourtney looks like a burned baked potato.
@Judy K,”Too short to be stunning”STFU!
I think Kourt looks better than any of them and she’s PG.
But I have liked her style lately in the past year, it’s not CLUB girl like Kim. Kim dresses for men, Kourt dresses for herself and women.
Also agree that Kourt doesn’t need to use that much makeup but maybe it’s their culture?
Having several friends who have similar coloring, and from middle east etc and they all have used the darker smokey eye look – even before the K’s were on tv.. just a thought.
Kim’s tetas are looking a little implantish in that first pic. I can’t even look at Kris Jenner without stifling a gag…
DITTO to all!
Can Kims face look anymore waxy? That second picture looks like somebody took a mannequin head and stuck it on some fat chicks body
I agree. She looks so plastic, fake looking.
BINGO.
this is the worst I have seen Kim look in a while, in the pic with her and Kourtney she actually looks like a wax figure. I think Kourtney looks great though, I don’t think she overdoes it.
I don’t get what you’re talking about. Kourtney is makeup free half the show. Her face looks very natural and undone.
Kim is ruining her face.
Love Khloe.
Kim’s face hurts me. Every time there is a story, I always comment and say, she was such a pretty girl. So exotic and beautiful. Her face now is so unfortunate.
I actually feel bad for Khloe and Kourtney. They are not even remotely as unlikeable as Kim and Kris J, but they get tarred with the same brush.
Note to the Kardashians: You are “so fashion forward” (choke), so thought you might want to know that heavy, clunky, chunky huge platformed shoes are OUT. The only one to get it right in the pic above is Khloe.
Kourtney is looking a lot like little brother Rob in these pics.
Kourtney looks lovely, not a big fan of her lipstick but other than that…
Khloe looks pretty great! they’ve dressed her better finally. shoes look a bit too small but i hope they’ll carry on dressing her for her shape and not making her look massive when she really isn’t
They all have very tasteful manicures. That is the only thing that is tasteful, however.
Ugh…you people. Why do you “love” any of them??? They are all a waste of space. I would “love” to see them gone.
Khloe is the least unlikeable, but too bad she can’t dress herself or pick out flattering shoes. And her lipcolor choices are always unfortunate. Other than that she is a refreshing relief from her gross sisters and gross sister-wanna-be mother.
Wow that close-up made me realise how seriously jacked-up and plastic looking her face is :o.
How come NO one is talking about THIS? IF Kris really did tell friends about how she faked losing a ring and gave an Oscar-worthy performance for the camera? THAT is NOT blah!
Maybe I’m a loser for having watched that (although it was the last episode of theirs I ever watched) but I remember being doubly aMAZED that 1)she had the audacity and lack of common sense to go into the OCEAN with such expensive diamond earrings on (Kris’ comment was something to the effect that if he would get that upset over something that cost so much, he wouldn’t own something that cost so much) and
2) she was able to cry/freak out, blame him, make him feel bad, get out of the water, go crying to her mother, get her mother to come out fussing and THEN they found the diamond ring in THE OCEAN!
Maybe I’m just slow but that’d be the first proof (not just hearsay/opinion) that their show is fake. Too bad at this point none of her sycophants seem to care enough for that to mean anything or to believe it.
So they’ve all got fake boobs correct? Plus Mom and Kim and maybe Khloe got nosejobs?
is it just me do they all seem to look washed out,and a bit like they are trying too hard.
Khloe is definitely the best.
Kim: plastic face
Kourt: looks fine natural
Big foot: why can’t you wear kitten heels, and why can’t you wear flattering clothes. Otherwise she is the best lol
Oh Kim you are so fake you makes barbie looks real:)
Khloe seems semi-nice. She at least pretends to understand how a relationship works (that if one of you get transferred it is nice for the other to follow you). Also, I read on the web that this Kardashian Khaos store has some “one of a kind items.” I wonder if that is going to be some wedding loot to sell?
What’s with the gazelle eyelashes and thick pancake face powder. They should borrow a leaf from Katie Holmes natural beauty look.