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– Carrie Underwood wins best female artist at the Country Music Awards, and Faith Hill yells “What?!” all pissed off-like at the camera, even though she’s perfectly aware her reaction is being broadcast live. [popbytes]
– Carrie Underwood foxes up the CMA Awards [yeeeah]
– 2006 CMA arrivals [Faded Youth]
– Britney Spears is living at the Four Seasons after a big blowout with K-Fed. They must have a great gym there. [Glitterati]
– Nicky Hilton didn’t pay or promote the services of the interior designer she hired to do her Nicky O. hotels. She collaborated with him by telling him to “make it look like Paris’ house” and by giving him clippings from magazines. [Mollygood]
– Maybe appearing on a bikini on Oprah was not such a good decision for Kirstie Alley. [Agent Bedhead]
– Rihanna is spreading her legs so much on stage that she’s tearing holes in the crotches of her too-short outfits [Bastardly]
– The Anna Nicole Smith chronicles are beyond outrageous at this point [Celebritology]
– Holy shit Anna Nicole even sold her birth video! [Spank Cheeks]
– Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams take their daughter for a walk, manage not to spit on or flip off the paparrazi [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Hot guy Cristiano Ronaldo [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Ashley Olsen is now a brunette. Or is that Mary-Kate? Which is the one that scowls? [Celebrific]
– Rachel Ray tries to steal Barry Manilow from Martha Stewart [Chic Mommy]
– Gael Garcia Bernal can choke my chicken any day. [Suicide Girls]
– Wentwood Miller was busted Googling himself at Kinkos! [Superficial Girls]
– If the Democrats win, brown people will kidnap all the white women [Metadish]
– A woman in Florida duct taped her kids together while she went to work [Shallow and Tacky]
– Alanis Morrisette has horse teeth [Celebrity Puke]
– The Biggest Loser’s Suzy Preston and Matt Hoover are expecting [Us Weekly]
– Mario Lopez to play in Dirty Dancing 2 [ICYDK]
– Victoria Beckham’s new handbags [Just Jared]
– NY Policeman claims to have failed his drug test because his wife slipped pot in his meatballs [QuizLaw]
– Rachel Weisz’s weight loss secret is breastfeeding and Pilates [Celeb-Diet]
– Don’t forget to vote today [cityrag]
– Does Nicole Richie look better? Her hair does at least. [Gabsmash]