In that LeAnn Rimes story I wrote a few days ago, I mentioned that some random psychic had predicted that 2012 was the year that LeAnn Rimes would get pregnant. I said I kind of hoped it would happen, just because it would give LeAnn something to DO, you know? Something to obsess over, something to discuss endlessly. Yes, I’m being selfish – it would be great gossip news, and it would end up being a big story.
But! In Touch Weekly has an interesting story this week about LeAnn’s mixed emotions at the prospect of getting preggo. According to their sources, she’d really like a baby, but she doesn’t want to give up her tiny little body. It gets even sadder – LeAnn believes that Eddie would stop having sex with her if she was knocked up, because he would be so turned off by her pregnancy “bloat”:
As LeAnn Rimes’ one-year wedding anniversary with husband Eddie Cibrian approaches, she is eager to give him the best gift ever – a baby. In fact, LeAnn wants to have a child with Eddie – who has two sons, Mason and Jake, with ex-wife Brandi Glanville – more than anything in the world.
But LeAnn is already struggling to overcome a major roadblack: “She doesn’t want to gain the weight!” a source reveals to In Touch. The reason? A size 0, LeAnn is afraid that when she gets pregnant, Eddie will be turned off be her bloated body. In fact, says the source, LeAnn heard that Eddie stopped having sex with Brandi when she was expecting both Mason and Jake.
“Eddie loves petite girls – the thinner the better,” says the source. But LeAnn knows she won’t be able to maintain her skeletal figure while pregnant. “She fears that Eddie will stray or stop having sex with her if she gains any baby weight.”
Now, she’s having second thoughts, the source says, “LeAnn is truly torn over this.” In fact, she’s so desperate to come up with a solution, she’s even looking using a surrogate mother, the source says.
The dilemma is driving her crazy, and friends think she is making a huge mistake by putting her looks before her desire to start a family.
“Everyone knows how hard LeAnn worked for her body,” says the source. “But it would be really selfish and a shame if she lets that prevent her from becoming a mom.”
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]
Ah, such mixed emotions. Whatever will she choose? Have a baby with her husband and finally graduate from “overly attentive, hyper-narcissistic bonus mom” to “actual mom” OR will she choose to keep her husband’s wandering eye firmly placed on her bones? How sad is it that one of the “reasons” LeAnn doesn’t want to get pregnant is because she thinks/knows Eddie will cheat on her? Congrats, In Touch. You just made me pity LeAnn Rimes.
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I wish she would just leave him.
Any woman who is so insecure about her body with such trust issues in the relationship with her spouse, has NO business having a baby with him.
Amen!
I second that amen. Amen!!
OMG I totally agree. I feel sorry for her.
ITA! Bringing a baby into that mess is a big mistake.
I can’t feel sorry for Leann-she schemed, stalked and clawed her way into this guy’s life knowing full well what a sleazebag he is and what he did to his wife AND her when they first started hooking up. She made her bed…..
I second, third and fourth this also. End of discussion. On a side note, can you please stop posting photos of this she-man in a bikini? It makes me ill to see them. She is so gross.
Co-sign!
I just wish he’d buy her some damn clothes.
He can’t. He has no money.
That’s a lucky un-born baby then!
I guess that’s code for “I’ll divorce you if you gain an ounce”.
Of course, that doesn’t mean he won’t cheat, no matter how “petite” she is, it just means he’ll continue to be willing to be in photos as her “husband” and mooch off of her.
That is one crappy (and way too public) relationship.
I see Leann having an entire second career in a few years as the “wronged, I gave up everything for you, and all you did was drive a Brinks truck up to my bank account and drain it”, victim.
It’s going to be ugly.
Well, yes. Just imagine all of the scorn, bad-mouthing and fish-eyeing she’s been giving to Brandi now heaped onto ex-Eddie. Actually, from a gossip POV, it would be highly entertaining. You KNOW that she would probably continue to stalk him, even if she hated him. She might even try to turn it into Brandi’s fault for the breakup, too.
I see it as code from Eddie saying, “I already have all the kids that I want. If you get pregnant I will go trolling for strange and you can only blame yourself.”
Yep. It is.
Yes. This.
He’s subtly (or not-so-subtly, dependent upon your intelligence level) putting her on notice.
This story makes me cringe on so many levels.
The photo of him grabbing her ass makes me want to throw up.
Agreed!
It looks painful, like he’s trying to pinch her ass cheek off.
When did bathing suits that show your ass and nips popping out come back into style? Weren’t thongs popular in 1990 when I was just out of high school?
She looks terrible.
He sounds like a worthless, talentless leech. And he’s not even decent looking which makes her infatuation with this low life even harder to fathom.
I can’t stand him, but I find him attractive. Dark haired guys are my thing… and those dimples! But his douchiness far outweighs that.
Well, I find him extremely attractive. I would totally date a guy who looks like him, I think physically he’s a-okay.
However, I also think he’s a top-grade douchebag, a worthless piece of sh*t superficial assh*le who doesn’t deserve even a brainless paranoid twit like LeAnn. I would touch Eddie with a ten-foot pole, but I’m not going to pretend he isn’t really good-looking.
PHYSICALLY, he’s an attractive man. But add in all the stuff you said, plus his idiotic, misogynistic, you-can’t-weigh-over-100lbs-ness, and that not only NEGATES his physical attractiveness; it puts him in the “severely lacking” category.
That’s what I’ve been thinking all along. That’s karma right there Rimes, no pity from me.
honestly, people that vain narcissistic shouldn’t have kids anyways. I get so mad when women date losers then do everything they can to please them. if she didn’t want a baby as a personal thing that’s fine, but if she wants a surrogate so she won’t get fat and Eddie stays with her she’s stupid. getting a bit (or a lot) heavier during pregnancies IS NATURAL. instead of trying to please Eddie by doing these unrealistic things, she should dump him. it’s better these two save a poor child from a dramatic and shallow life
If he’s so put out by his women putting on weight while they are pregnant he should either keep it in his pants or have the baby himself. Disgusting…
He’s not exactly slender either. He looks a little chubby to me.
He DEFINITELY has that pork-up potential. If ME!Ann actually cooked (or ATE), he’d be lookin’ M-U-C-H different!
Just when I thought I couldn’t hate them more…
This is so not surprising. Pathetic and sad, but not surprising. I agree with the above posters, she won’t get pregnant.
I don’t like this girl but I do feel sorry for her. This guy is a douchebag who is only interested in her money & the life she can provide him (ie Porsche for Xmas, etc)
It will only be down hill from here.
My theory is that the type of men who date only and exclusively small women (instead of a healthy range of all types) have small pee pee syndrome.
My theory is that they are pedophiles.
i concur
My own personal experience causes me to agree with you. Not the pedo stuff though. But yeah, they like small women cause it makes them look bigger for sure!
Agreed. I was talking with some guy friends and they gave that reason but also that they feel like ”protectors”. That instinct comes out and it makes them feel manly. Apparently it doens’t when they’re with tall (er) girls. Dunno. Men are weird.
As a tall woman who’s also pregnant, the thought of my man being my protector us utterly gross. So maybe he’s with the right person.
I’ll buy that. But not with ALL men.
I’m a tall drink of water, but hubs is even taller (a solid 6’5″). I don’t think of him as my “protector,” but I also know he’ll protect me and our child if necessary.
Ugh, so happy my hubby is manly enough without the need for that.
We are both 5″9″ and I wear heels all the time and he thinks I look gorgeous and doesn’t care.
Now THAT is a manly man.
Sure, a tall guy would be great, but then I’d have missed out on the greatest guy of all time.
Maybe Eddie just likes bones.
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jesus h. if her narcissism and petty insecurities keeps these two troglodytes from breeding then we should all be thankful. can you EVEN imagine what a nightmare she would be as a mother?!
LOL…you’re right! (sorry….meant to reply to a nony mouse).
It’s sad that she thinks he’d cheat on her… But I guess that’s what you get when your relationships starts out the way theirs did? BUT, I don’t think it would be “selfish” for her NOT to have a child, for whatever reason she chooses. It IS a choice, not our destiny as women. 🙂
I doubt this story is true. First of all, he started an affair with her when she was probably about…what, 10, 15 lbs heavier than she is now? Obviously he’s not that concerned about the perfect body. In fact, he cheated on Brandi (right?) when she arguably had a better body than Leanne at the time. I bet Leanne ends up pregnant within the next year or so..
More like 30. Plus add in all the plastic surgery.
True. It’s hard to imagine that she feels secure/loved if has to do all this shit to her physical appearance.
Umm, didn’t Eddie cheat on Brandi with women other than LeAnn when Brandi was pregnant? There’s history there.
His wandering dong will take any excuse to go trolling for strange.
Did he? Oh I didn’t know that..I still think if people are going to cheat they will cheat. If you love someone, you’re ok with them gaining a little weight, ESPECIALLY if it’s due to pregnancy. And honestly, I think Leanne is dying to have this dude’s baby as extra insurance that they’ll be inexorably tied together forever.
There was a young girl he cheated on Brandi with for quite awhile, including while he was pregnant with the last boy. In fact she thought she was the only mistress and got really upset when she found out about LeAnn (if I remember correctly). I guess that’s why I don’t get the serious hate towards her; Eddie is a douche and now Brandi is at least free to find a more normal guy.
But I’m still not sold on her popping out any kids, I think she really is afraid to gain weight.
@Roma Brandi found out about Leann first. They were working on their marriage and in counseling when she found out about Scheana. She found out he cheated on her with Scheana for 3 years and while she was pregnant with Jake. That’s what really ended the marriage.
@Jezi: I meant the mistress got upset when she found out about LeAnn. Mistresses don’t mind the cheating on the wife part but then they still expect the guy to cheat ONLY with them? Makes me laugh. Didn’t mean to imply anything about Brandi.
@Roma Oh…I thought you were confused on the order of which things went down. Oh I know, I never understand the thought processes of mistresses. I guess it’s a given that they are with their wife but I guess the mistress thinks she is special so when she finds out that she isn’t the only other other woman, it squashes that dream.
@Jezi
If that’s a dream I can’t help but wonder, what’s a nightmare? Oh right, being the wife who’s actually in love with the guy. Ugh…that is so sad. 🙁
WOW. He is seriously a huge prick!
(Which just confirms my suspicions. Even when he was a character on Third Watch, he just OOZED smarm and slime. Like a visible trail I had to clean off my TV screen.)
I figure we can’t control our preferences. But why hook up with a woman who is the opposite of your type? There’s something cruel about it. As if Ediot knew he could torture her with this. He probably began making little ‘humorous’ jabs about her body. I’ve seen many men casually do that to their wives and girlfriends, although, admittedly, most women don’t freak out as hard as Falcor has. I’m sure watching her jump through all these hoops in a bid to hold onto him has been quite the ego boost.
And speaking of ego boosts, you just know he’s subtly encouraging LR to see Brandi as her rival. When someone’s naturally insecure and jealous, it’s not hard to accidentally (oops!) drop hints about your ex that are guaranteed to make your current partner go insane.
agreed. its usually when a man is dumped that he has so much hatred for his ex. I don;t like her but I actually feel sorry for Leann because by the time she realizes changing yourself for a man is pathetic she will have wasted a lot of her life. I gained 40 pounds after getting married (yikes i know) but my husband never said anything and when I lost the weight he just said he was proud of me for accomplishing it if that was what I wanted because he loved me no matter what I looked like. I feel Eddie isnt like that
That’s a very good man you have there!
I speak from experience. My ex-H pulled this when we were young and stupid. I still get it sometimes, in both directions. I’ve dated men who said, “My type is quite a bit thicker than you” and 1 memorable guy who waited until we were IN BED to mention his preference for “the ballet dancer body type.”
They just hate it when you dump them over that, but I say, “Oh, but I couldn’t possibly keep you from your dreamgirl. I know she’s out there! Go find her, go on, shoo!”
I think money was the driving force behind it all. Normally, he wouldn’t look once at a woman like LeAnn. But, when he saw what an insecure twit she was, he knew he could mold her into what he wanted. He wanted to live a lavish life style but his limited talent made that impossible. So, what is the next best thing to do? Marry rich.
If this will keep these two from breeding, I say great. Leann doesn’t need a child to pass along her neurotic insecurities to. Can you image if they have a girl? LeAnn would make her life hell. We have enough LeAnn’s and Eddie’s in the world.
OMG!!! Bingo! I couldn’t have said it better myself.
ITA
SO. MUCH. WORD. to this. One of my best guy friends, who I unfortunately love like a brother, does this to his girlfriend and I want to punch him in the face for it.
When they met, she had curly long hair, and was a bit hippy, but not fat by any means. He has worn her down over the last two years to the point where she chooped off all of her beautiful hair (because “he only likes girls with short hair”) and has basically become anorexic (because he “only likes skinny girls like Megan Fox.”)
And of course, this dude is way overweight, a part time bartender with no other job, and a loser who basically sits on the couch all day. It’s pathetic.
I once dated a guy who proclaimed all his exes were “size zero”. I replied with “Interesting..all my exes had 12-inch dongs.” That shut his ass up quick!
LOL…great comeback!
@theoriginal, brilliant!
lol, it’s usually the fat f–ks who want the thin girls. As if we’d even look at half of them.
I actually dated a guy who said “I’ve never dated someone like you, I’m used to being the good looking one in the relationship”. LMAO! God, I hated him.
It’s a passive-aggressive thing, at it’s height of dis-functionalism.
These stories bring to mind the Bloom County cartoon, where huge guys with hair sprouting out of their EVERYWHERE were in Speedos on the beach and on boats (sarcastic runway-type comments included). And they had the AUDACITY to bag on hot chicks in bikinis. (If I can scan it in & post it, I will. Berkeley Breathed was/is BRILLIANT!)
I give this marriage about another year. I get the vibe there is something off about the both of them.
Leann will probably not get pregnant because she will not want to lose the skinny and she will not want to stop her psoriasis meds. Plus, and just from witnessing their lifestyle, I don’t think she would be capable of being a full time parent. She has to work right now to pay for Eddie, unless she plans on bringing a baby on tour to the county fairs, it won’t be happening. But Eddie will cheat regardless! It won’t matter if she is skinny, fat, has extensions, has fake boobs, has injections in her lips. He’s a cheater!
Jezi,
With all do respect, if you think Eddie will cheat again, why don’t you think your husband will cheat again? I’m not saying this to be vicious, just wondering where the difference is.
@wondering
Why would you post something like that? How would you know anything about her? That’s just creepy.
I don’t think that’s very nice. EC has a well-documented history of cheating on BG.
I’m sure he’ll end up with a well-documented history of cheating on ME!Ann as well.
Its due respect, not due. And Eddie cheated from day one of their marriage (he said himself), thats different from cheating with one person one time.
Why mention me at all? I don’t recall this article being about me. My husband isn’t a serial cheater. Plus we’ve gone through extensive therapy. Has Eddie? Doubtful!
What a wicked thing to say. Is this article titled Jezi? What has this got to do with her life?
You do not know her situation. From Eddie’s messy split from B we know he is a terrible whore, men like that tend to cheat repeatedly.
People who make a mistake and realise that error are a different story.
Didn’t a previous poster remark that the drug she takes to control psoriasis would have to be stopped before she got pregnant? Now way I can see this womanletting herself have an outbreak.
You know…that gives her an excellent excuse to use a surrogate. Oh, I wish I could have babies myself, but the medication I’m on prevents it. Instead of admitting she doesn’t want to get “fat”.
{Note: I’m not trying to in any way demean people suffering from psoriasis, or seeking medical treatment for it.}
a la Camille DONNATACCI: I have IBS (or some such ailment) and therefore cannot carry/birth a baby.
(NO JUDGEMENT on those with ACTUAL, REAL-LIVE conditions that prevent a successful pregnancy/delivery. Just a sound mocking for the “vanity moms” *side eyes Bey & Camille* who can’t be bothered by a little life inside them and the weight gain that goes along with it.)
Beyonce carried on her own child though.
Umm, no, she didn’t.
She has serious mental health issues.
I don’t care what the reason is, these people should NOT have a baby. UGH…the thought actually makes me throw up in my mouth. Today is my daughter’s birthday…before we were blessed with her, I had a very traumatic pregnancy loss in which I almost lost my life as well; we also did 6 IUI’s and an IVF & and I would have happily gained a crapload of weight, but I was actually so sick during my pregnancy that I lost 55 lbs. But my daughter was born healthy, and is now a lovely 1st grader.
I am so sorry for all your pain–but YAY! You have a great daughter! Good for you. 🙂
Im so sorry to hear about your struggles, and thrilled that you have your daughter 🙂
Congrats to you on your lovely little first grader! I bet she is adorable!
I was so sick with my last 2 pregnancies that I lost 18 lbs in 4 days and spent a week in the hospital (my second – a total loss of 57 lbs); and lost 37 lbs with my youngest. But both were born healthy and sound.
The things we do for our babies!
”Till a baby do us apart”.
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For once, Leann is being smart about something. She shouldn’t be procreating with anyone, and Brandi managed to keep her body as tigh as Leann’s after giving birth twice. I would love for Brandi to go on the offensive about that and put little miss bonus children back in her place. Cause you know Leann would absolutely lose it in her her quest to single white female Glanvilles life. This is the one thing Brandi’s got on her.
If this is in any way true (and I am inclined to believe it probably is), it’s actually incredibly sad. I can’t stand the woman but I admit to feeling a tiny bit sorry for her while reading this article, as it seems she has so many reasons to be insecure in this relationship. I’m sure this insecurity is behind her totally nuts-a-rama behaviour, her narcissism, her bragging, her need to prove how much she’s ‘loved’ by Eddie, the boys, her friends etc. etc.
Only a truly scared and unhappy person would behave like this. She’s terrified she is going to lose him one way or another, and unfortunately regardless of what she does or doesn’t do, she probably will eventually.
Why would anyone want to be in a relationship like this? I can’t imagine what it would do to your self-esteem. Urgh.
Hmmm… it’s hard for me to pity her. That very reasoning alone would have told me from the get-go that he is a slimy, disgusting douche bag who is not worth the money, time and worry she invests in him.
They’re so perfect together.
🙂
Why is LeAnn NAKED in every single pic we see of her…gawd, ENOUGH. See a psychiatrist and put on some effing clothes, Idiot.
Histrionic Personality Disorder?
For whatever reason they manufacture, I hope they don’t have kids for a long time. The two boys have been through enough ripping up of their normalcy. They don’t need a new baby thrown in their faces, too.
You are so right! The last thing they need is to be shoved aside for a new baby.
“Bloated body”? Nice description of a pregnant woman, In Touch.
Also, I’m sure pregnancy would only make here MORE narcissistic and annoying. She’s already so high-and-mighty, being a mom would only make her more insufferable and smug. Plus, I’m sure she’d hardly gain any weight. She is too self-centred to let herself go (not that I think gaining a bunch of weight during pregnancy is letting oneself go – I’m just sure Leann sees it that way.)
I don’t feel sorry for LR herself, but I do feel sorry for any woman who is afraid to have a baby for fear she’ll lose *her* man. In truth, if you fear that a beautiful, natural thing like becoming a mother will make your man wander–Honey, you never had him in the first place. I truly believe she knows it, too. As thin as she is, I doubt she could become pregnant; she may not even be having regular periods by now.
My persoanl attitude is “if you’re that shallow that you won’t love me because of how I look, you can just go ahead and leave”
But that’s just me 😛
Sounds like they deserve each other. BTW, the baby in the picture looks petrified.
True….they do deserve each other (isn’t karma great?). She will always be insecure and can’t trust him, he will not be able to cheat because she has him on a short leash. What a pair.
Who the f*ck let her hold a baby?!
This girl never has to do playboy because I’ve basically seen her naked now. between the ass grabbing picture and the carrying drinks picture, there is nothing left to wonder about how she looks naked.
God I hope I’m this classy when I’m almost 30.
Don’t forget the jumping jack photo and the ones playing football with the other lady in the sand.
This is gross, but you can really almost see her b-hole in the ass grab shot. BARF.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Sick!
Can I just add that the picture of Eddie grabbing Leann’s ass is really making my breakfast come up.
It really is kinda horrifying.
Ugh…I’m scrubbing my eyeballs. Did not need to see his hand up her a$$. Lovely to see the amount of respect these 2 have for each other. I mean, doesn’t everyone’s husband stick his fingers up the wife’s butt in public in broad daylight, KNOWING photographers are behind every bush?
Is that not the grossest picture ever? She doesn’t even HAVE an ass. He’s just grabbing a flap of skin. What is UP with that?
LOL- It’s not exactly cheeks up, is it? 😉
I think it’s kind of like when a kid shakes his piggy bank to see if there’s any money left in it. XD
Did you see the full, uncropped ass grab pic I posted? Standing in front of Ed and Leann are Ed’s old pal Dave grabbing HIS wife Liz’s ass? Ed is staring at them while he pinches (yes, painfully looking, not fun and playful or lustfully) Le’s pancake ass? It’s beyond weird. It’s like Ed is copying what they are doing? Not a candid, spur of the moment action like these pics that floated around “imply”.
She could always go the Beyoncé pillow pregnancy route 😉 That way she’ll: 1) avoid being called shallow for not wanting to carry the baby herself 2) still get all the attention she’s constantly coveting from the public 3) remain rail thin just the way Eddie likes ’em.
Hey Mort, great post, spot on and that’s probably EXACTLY how it will go down.
@mads, hey! Haven’t seen you around these parts for awhile. Surprised I didn’t hear from you yesterday on the Lohan-mowing-down-the-nanny-and-baby-thread.
Yeah, I think this will be the new MO in Hollywood. My only advice is to not use a pillow but one of those pregnant bellys they use in movies… Someone has got to tell them *shrugs* I think they’ll now what I mean if I describe what the bellys look like:
1 trimester = Scotch Pot
2 trimester = Hooch Pooch
3 trimester = Beer Belly
Now go buy your baby bellys and let the fun begin, you famewhoring boozehounds!
*Disclaimer: Think all pregnany women are beautiful. This description is prob the only one Leann will understand 😛
Nonsense. They can both have it their way — Leann can hire a surrogate to carry her baby … Eddie can insist on impregnating the surrogate himself … all of it can be captured for a new reality show, scheduled opposite the Real Housewives of BH so that Leann can have the satisfaction of getting bigger ratings than Brandi’s show … Leann and Eddie will make millions with their new Petite Mama et Papa line of baby stuff … Leann will have her baby … and she won’t gain an ounce … Eddie will go to court again and have his payments for Mason and Jake reduced because he has another mouth to feed. See? It all works out! Until Brandi’s book is published …
Eddie can insist on impregnating the surrogate himself
LMAO!
“Eddie can insist on impregnating the surrogate himself”. Funny, but in this case, could be the way it goes down.
Eddie doesn’t want someone with a bigger butt than his – and the first photo is showing something that only the waxer should see.
Why should her insecurity and Eddie’s douchey behaviour keep them from procreating. Have we learned nothing from Beybumpless? Get a surrogate, except instead of lying about being pregnant, claim you have health complications. I mean this the 21st century. Who carries their own kids anymore anyway? So passe.
If thats how she really feels, she doesn’t deserve a baby.
She’ll hire a surrogate.
I don’t automatically take these kinds of stories as true from a “source”, though this one wouldn’t be too hard to believe. She’s obviously VERY insecure. I remember for a while she was talking nonstop about wanting to start a family soon. Now, in tweets and interviews, she’s super evasive and defensive when pregnancy is mentioned. I’ve been wondering why the sudden turnaround there.
So glad he’s not superficial and loves her for who she is. Di#K!
LeAnn’s FEAR of childbirth (her mother had a very difficult folding>seriously)has been reported since she was with Dean. It was re-discussed when she got the boob-job & Lipo. Posters including myself indicated she would go the surrogate route when she chose those surgeries prior to getting pregnant, so this doesn’t surprise me. LeAnn NEEDS the biological child with Eddie to remain LeEdiot forever. I have no sympathy for LeAnn, however, I do feel for Brandi when LeEdiot have child, because it will not only link LeEdiot , but also Brandi perpetually with LeAnn due to her boys half-sibling get togethers, even after Eddie dumps LeAnn’s ass. LeAnn will end up fat like Belinda when she’s ages, child or not.
If that’s the case, she NEEDS psychological help, not a baby.
“Eddie loves petite girls – the thinner the better,” says the source.
All kidding aside, the use of the word “petite” is odd as by definition, it does not refer to weight but to height. There is plus size petite as well as regular size in ladies’ clothing. Petite refers to height. And we all know who is NOT petite, ha! Here’s lookin’ at you, Brandi, you tall drink of water!
Correction-He likes anorexic girls. What a douchebag-he would rather have a stick wife than children with the woman he (supposedly) loves.
She is correct, IMO. I thought I heard that Brandi said that’s basically what broke up their marriage/drove his cheating–her being pregnant (physical) and also being a full time mom, rather than his hot wife (mental).
What a shell of a man to feel that way. It’s basically misogynistic.
PS I hate to wish ill will on anyone, but Leann is so evil that I kind of hope she does get pregnant b/c I suspect that’s the only way she will ever feel what she & EC caused Brandi to feel, b/c of course pregnancy will make EC cheat on her & treat her differently. Then perhaps Brandi could finally get some peace.
If he cheats with you, he will cheat on you……Karma is a bitch!
I bet she’ll end up using a surrogate because that is what celebrities are doing nowadays. She has the money for it so why would she risk getting fat.
I now understand the depth of courage and conviction Mel Gibson portrayed in the movie Brave Heart when he and his men stood against the overwhelming forces the king of England had arrayed against him.
In this case, LeAnn Rimes, Kim Kardashian, and Lelo sit atop their mounts holding the high ground looking down at us peasents standing between them and the fields of fertility.
Rita, playing the part of Mel Gibson, rides her mount up and down the line encouraging brin, Jezi, Eileen, and all the others who know the fields of fertility must be defended against the barbaric skanks wanting to graze in our holy pastures.
“Hold your ground ladies! They can steal your husbands, lie to your children, as well as bully and taunt you in public, but they must not be allowed to reproduce.”
Rita raises her axe and contiunes.
“They may kill you and destroy your homes but they will never take our FREEDOMS”
The three famewhores spur their Gerbils into a gallop, charging the lines of morality as Rita encourages her warriors.
“Hold, Hold, Hold. Now slay those worthless Gerbils. Onward ladies onward.
(I get to be Mel Gibson because it’s my snowglobe)
You have way too much time on your hands and aren’t as funny as YOU think YOU are.
everytime Rita posts, jasperkitty emerges…. seems you have a fan Rita (in jasperkitty’s own twisted way)
Actually we all think she’s funnier than she thinks she is… ROCK ON RITA!
I am totally in awe of this scenario-until I get out my light sabre and whack the gerbils, cuff the lunatics and throw them in Rita’s dungeon.
@Sapphire
Jump on a hamster and cover the left flank….I said hamster, not Hamm-meister.
Ooo ooo can I be the crazy one from Ireland? lol Awesome Rita! Jasperkitty: Lighten UP!
The TMZ article lightened me up, LMAO.
So let me get this straight, anything negative printed on Leann is ridiculous and you give people crap for agreeing with it, and then everything printed about Brandi that’s negative is hilarious and true….uh huh-I’m sure you’re getting your “facts” and opinions straight from the horses mouth! lol literally.
I found you absolutely hysterical! You have celebrity status here on CB…you have yourself a hater!!!! LOL
“The three famewhores spur their Gerbils into a gallop”
LMAO!!!!
Rita, I need a hamster! (I’ll bring my cleaver – my ax is too heavy for a hamster.) Will that work?
(Or I could just bring my 38…)
I think the story is BS. She was bigger (not a lot)and in less shape when Eddie and her met. From the photos I have seen, she looks pretty confident to me.
nothing screams confidence like near anorexia, sudden breast implants, and a failing career….
If she was confident and secure in her relationship we wouldn’t see her at all. With her pap on speed dial she is trying to convince someone that she is happy, but we aren’t buying it.
OH MY GAWD!
LMFAO
http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/27/gerard-butler-brandi-glanville-sex/
Too funny.
Haaaaa! That IS pretty hilarious. Must suck to have the guy you boned and bragged about pretend he never screwed you. So either he did her and is a d-bag (plausible) or she made that shit up (also plausible).
It’s so interesting that even LeAnn knows her money won’t keep Eddie. Like jasperkitty said, when they met LeAnn was something of a healthy but stout country girl.
In spite of all her ravings about being happy, LeAnn has felt the need to surgically alter her appearance for Eddie, give up the thought of having her own children, and suffocatea Eddie with the luxuries of life.
It seems just a matter of time before even the money won’t keep Eddie’s attention. I’ve no doubt his dong has already spent time with some radom biscuits.
I don’t feel sorry for Leann at all, if anything, she’s reaping on what she sowed. The woman was a schemer and as the saying goes, “what comes around goes around.” This marriage (like most Hollywood marriages) will not last, given their narcissistic lifestyle!
I have to run for a bit but I would like to remind everyone that LeAnn has asked us not to discuss her ovaries in public….because that’s where she keeps her nuts for the winter, shhhhh.
Rita, my humble opinion is that Ed had a vasectomy whilst married to Brandi. That way he could hook up with mega girls, you know young naive waitresses and starlets. I would feel sorry for those young women except for the fact that they all knew he was married, especially Leann since she went to dinner with her husband and eddie and his WIFE.
BINGO!!!
the press needs to butt out maybe Leann might have an underlying health issue that makes having children harder like her thyroid might be off or she might have endomitriosis or Polly Cycstic Overian Syndrome so it’s harder to conceive and carry a pregnancy. if Eddie said that he’s an insensitive idiot who shouldn’t be having more kids anyway.
@eileen
Thank you for asking.
I tend to believe that what comes directly from the horses mouth and in the case of GB and Brandi…ummm, I kinda watched the same TMZ video you did.
I use my best judgements with the information provided. It is always negative information and commenting about LR here on Celebitchy…I would be here forever commenting or, as you put it, ‘giving people crap’ about it.
AND when I finally do…I am accused of knowing LR.
I am a minority regarding this subject and I realize that…if you don’t like it, don’t read my comments…I often try to follow my own advise, but sometimes things are so ridiculous I just can’t help myself. I am welcome, thus far, just as you are. 🙂
I also notice that you take the time to write negative comments to others who comment on this site in regards to these Leann stories. Shouldn’t you practice what you preach?
I don’t see anything wrong with having an opinion on these stories but to direct the negativity onto others is why people wonder if you know her personally. To go on the attack for someone you don’t know is suspicious.
I don’t preach, it isn’t in me and you did NOT ‘wonder’ if I knew her…you accused me of knowing her. I do not.
ooook so telling someone they have “too much time on their hands” isn’t preachy or judgy??
Whatever-call what you want-I’m just stating the obvious.
I don’t pity her at all. she made her bed
Oh well, then he’ll dump her when shes in menopause
Does anyone sense a frantic behavior on her part when she is away from him? She is out of town w/o Ed now, and it seems like she can’t enjoy herself (says she is sick), or do anything w/o him.
I imagine her RUSHING back to her hotel room to skype or whatever w/him to make sure he is behaving.
I really believe this is what her life w/Eddie is like. Now, that is kinda a sad way to live. But I truly believe he is her WHOLE WORLD. I’m not knocking love. I just got married, but we have separate interests & can be w/o each other w/o worrying.
Gosh help her if she has to tour-
or even better (or worse) Eddie gets an acting gig while she is touring.
HOW would she survive?
Must also suck knowing you’re the sole bread-winner
Word.
She’ll probably just hire a PI to follow him around, if she hasn’t already.
I think “manic” is a more apropos term.
Am I the only one who thinks she’s manic? (Because when that “low” hits, it’s gonna be really, r-e-a-l-l-y bad.)
LR’s photo where she was leaping in the air during bocce ball made me think of mania. B/c when everyone around you is just hanging out, pretty much chill, but you are 3 feet off the ground, legs wide and hands clenched into fists… you might be a little manic.
What Cirque28 said, and said well- I mean, look at this nut. If everyone around you is dressed and you insist on being in a barely there bikini while bending over with your back to your husband’s friends so that you’re completely exposed and jumping around over a simple game of bocce ball, what does this say about you? What does it say that you need to make out at children’s games with your husband’s ex and his kids right there, not to mention all of his kids’ teammates? She needs attention like a drug and will do literally anything to get it and keep it, no matter what. It’s sick and she’s manic and when she crashes, it will be seriously ugly.
Waving hi to Jennifer12!
Very true. I forgot to say, “3 feet off the ground, basically unclothed, AND this has become a habit…”
If Eddie started bringing a portable stripper pole on their vacations (and plenty of dollar bills for his friends), LeAnn would be in serious heaven.
Hi, Cirque28! *Love* seeing your posts- I laugh out loud. 🙂
i think the grossest thing about all of this is actually that photo where EC is PULLING her buttcheek. Please make it go away.
How sad. She just oozes such insecurity about her marriage. Not that In Touch is my go to spot for true stories, but this one seems plausible. On another note, maybe she should focus less on her weight and more on her career. She now seems to play small casinos and state fairs exclusively and the tickets to the shows are dirt cheap. What an embarrassment she has made of herself. She may have “won” Eddie, but she seems to have lost a lot more than she gained. Her career is a joke, the public seem to hate her and she has an out of work, shallow, serial cheater husband, who uses her for her money and wouldn’t love her if she got pregnant and “bloated”. I almost feel sorry for her.
Ewwwww that pic with him grabbing her flabby ass is just gross. i can see everything and i didn’t want to see all that Leanne! Just get a room for god’s sake!
And I can’t help to hope she does get pregnant and gains a significant amount of weight. Maybe then she’ll learn some damn humility. I can’t stand this twat.
If there is any truth to this story he truly is a grade ‘A’ shithead and she’s a moron for staying with him. Fools, the pair of them.
She doesn’t seem mentally stable enough to raise a child. And if her worries he’d cheat on her for gaining weight while pregnant are true, that is in NO WAY a secure and loving relationship and a kid won’t change that.
I have said since the beginning that I did not believe that Leann would get pregnant because she knows that Eddie will be turned off if she gains any weight, has to go off her psoriasis meds(and have outbreaks). Plus if they have a child that will limit (at least a little) Eddies constantly on vacay lifestyle. Nannies so you can party 24/7 aren’t cheap. I don’t think Eddie will want Leann to have a baby by a surrogate because that will mean money that could be spent on him or something he wants would go to the baby.
Hmmm. Maybe Eddie will reconsider when he realizes he’ll have access to a nanny FOR 24/7 “partying” 😉
Oh, Mort. So wrong, but so SO true. 😀
As opposed to what the article says, her not procreating would be the most UN-selfish thing she could do. She’ll never get knocked up on purpose. She’s wayyyy to afraid of losing Eddie. She’ll probably go for a surrogate, just like Brandi’s pal, Camille Grammar did.
And in the who care news !! “Eddie dont give a shit about Leanne he likes her money and vacations, he hasnt done anything since being with her !!
Sad, indeed. Being between a jerk and a hard place. It’s gotta suck having to choose between having a baby or trying to keep her jerk’s weiner in his pants. I mean she already has the stretch marks on her hips, what’s a few more in her abdomen area? those are badges of honor for being a brave mom. In the meantime Leann, stretch the chain of money you have jerky tied with.
Please ,she is an idiot! He is an ass
= perfect
@61 paola: When I look at that picture I believe LeAnn is drinking her beer with her right arm and Eddie is grabbing LeAnn’s remaining butt flab to remind her she’s a bit on the fat side. Eddie’s dominating/controlling LeAnn (despite her having the money) and she is submitting disgracefully because she is sooooo publicly invested in this d-bag Ediot!
well at least she could wear something that resembles a bikini, not a thong, geez louise. just gross. can’t take it out of my mind, i should wash my brain with bleach now to get rid of this image.
The picture of him grabbing her butt is just priceless.
Makes sense now why she got all skeletor…cause of his dumb ass and basically she doesn’t want to be a fat ass. What a dumb bitch…
that pic will give me nightmares for a long time to come.. lol what a nasty ass
so that greasy, ugly guy likes petites?
hahahaha because he’s a chick with a d-ck!
not to bash too hard because lots of girls like REALLY feminine guys like Justin Bieber because they have inner lesbian desires and those guys are pretty much girls so . . .
anyways, Leanne is a diet whore, chain smoker, and drinks calories instead of eating them. She’s one step from having an eating disorder and is otherwise a generic trailer trash, salon blonde with the class of a pabst beer can being used for a pipe to smoke dirt weed from.
btw Leanne watch your back because you have the body of a 14 year old girl, so you best watch your dirty skeezy man if that’s what he’s in to . . .
If there is any truth to this then she has some serious body image issues and should NOT get pregnant. I too cringed when it was mentioned that she was worried about Eddie straying. Really? She should have known that because of the way their relationship started in the first place. She should also be worried since he did cheat on Brandi while she was and was not preggo. I don’t get it…why is she obsessed with this guy anyway?
He’s probably going to cheat on her anyway, she might as well have a baby if she wants one.
What the heck happened to Eddie?? I was just looking at google images of him and Brandi. He looks great, thin, happy and stylish. Now with LR, all I see is: drunkenness, grim face or forced smiles and grandpa sweaters.
…..it’s called unhappiness.
He gives off such epic “I’m a total douche!” vibes. I don’t know what any woman would see in him. He’s too in love with himself to be remotely attractive.
I give this marriage another year, tops.
I think I see her ahole there!!!!!
Sorry, but she is such as narcissistic mess. If I didn’t find her so disgusting I could actually feel sorry for her.
Exactly! I will NEVER feel sorry for her–ever.
Pregnancy does freaky things to your body, so I can kind of understand where she’s coming from.
I don’t pity her. I find her sad, pathetic and repulsive. Why would anyone want a baby with a man who would cheat on you for having HIS baby? These shallow nobodies really deserve each other.
Leann is gonna trip and kill herself one day. She tweeted she wears 7″ heels on stage. WTF? While singing??? SO YOU CAN PRETEND TO BE AS TALL AS BRANDI? So obvious.
Leann, give it up w/the trying to be tall like the FIRST WIFE, honey I have seen Prof ballers that weren’t as tall as Brandi (esp when she is in heels)!
Brandi is NATURALLY TALL w/legs for days, I’ll give her that much
When she was with Dean, she always wore flip flops and gym shoes. Now, since being with Eddie all she wears are stilettos. She so badly wants to be and look like Brandi. The saddest thing of all is that her narcisstic mind forces her to think she is Brandi, that she physically looks like her. She has surgically transformed herself all for a man, which one day she will REGRET.
You know I can’t help but be reminded of a documentary I once watched. There is a surgery, usually practiced in Asia, where people have their leg bones broken and adjusted over the course of about a year to obtain up to 4 inches in height. They are literally bed ridden for a year. In the documentary the people they featured were doing the procedure because they hoped it would help them get better jobs. The thought being that if they were taller they would stand out more. I could see LeAnn doing this if it didn’t leave horrible scarring. Sad.
UGH!!! Could you AT LEAST start using unflattering pics of her? Maybe some where she’s picking her nose or has shit in her teeth? I’m so sick of seeing her smug smile. She’s an asshole.
JUST what I was thinking! If you’re going to write articles ridiculing this chick for the hits/comments, don’t use the ONE decent picture of her. I swear, it barely even looks like her.
Whether or not she gets pregnant he will and probably always has cheated on LeAnn. All he has to do is dip into her bank acount and pay the other skanks to shut up. LeAnn….where do you think some of your money is going? It’s called “hush money” LeAnn. Let’s hope these two nut cases do not procreate. Don’t bring an innocent baby into your crazy lives Ediot and Idiot!
http://stoopidhousewives.com/2011/12/22/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-brandi-glanville-leann-rimes-attack-on-brandi-continues/#comments
I consider leann rimes in the same category acrackheads- she is just the nastiest human being ever
They’re both douchebags, but I do think they both have a point here. A lot of work went into her body; opting not to ruin it with pregnancy isn’t much different from opting not to ruin it with junk food. And a bloated, preggo fatty is not what he signed up for. He can’t control it if he doesn’t find fat attractive. Sure, most decent men probably wouldn’t cheat on their preggo wife just because they weren’t attracted to the fat, but she knew damn well what kind of guy she was dealing with.
@laura a bloated prego fatty is not what he signed up for? Do you understand how stupid you sound? Being pregnant is not being fat. You sound like an idiot.
I took ‘bloated’ from the original article, but I do think that’s how he would see a pregnant LR…as fat. True, being pregnant is not necessarily being fat, but let’s face it, she’s going to gain weight that he may not find attractive. And there’s no guarantee that her post-pregnancy body is going to return to the same size it is now.
I made the same mistake with a cheating pretty boy douche when I was about her age…it’s a losing battle…no amount of weight loss or sex-kitten behavior on your part will make him what he’s not: trustworthy.
How pathetic when you permanently tattoo the word “Trust” on your wrist, to constantly remind him not to cheat.
That “man” has NO business bringing another child into this world. Eddie Cibrian doesn’t even financially support the children he has already. He doesn’t even have a JOB, what a JOKE! What kind of man is perfectly fine with his wife paying all his bills? What a bag of douche.
And, I can’t understand how anyone thinks this serial cheater is even being faithful now. Of course he’s already cheated.
Considering he gets a 65% refund in child support if he’s unemployed for 6 months, I agree with you. This guy is the real loser here. Why does he have to ONLY work in acting? Cant he get a real job if the acting thing isnt really panning out too well now that hes getting a little too old to play hottie w/ no acting skills?
http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth/eddie_cibrian_struggling_pay_child/218960
I can’t believe the court forced her to return money because he refuses to find work. That article was from a year ago, why hasn’t BG taken him back to court? He doesn’t have the right to stay unemployed indefinitely, and with all this vacationing he’s obviously not even trying to find a job. I’ve seen many divorces where there are children involved, and if one parent continually refuses to work the court imputes an income to them commensurate with what they “could” make based on work history. I’ve seen comments on other sites where people call for BG to “get a job”, well she has and he hasn’t. Child support is high in California because there’s a high cost of living, and that’s what it’s based upon. Brandi wasn’t even given the time to get an education, as a stay at home mom, she should have been awarded spousal support as well. BG needs a better lawyer.
Two days without her hawk eye on old Ed, and this trick is ALREADY LOSING HER MIND, just read her tweets…. po thang
I have to say that I honestly find the whole Leann thing so incredibly sad. She has and is continuing to make such a fool of herself and has basically alienated any of the few fans she has left. She compliments herself, pays for press, tweets every 5 seconds, gives in-depth descriptions of every feeling she has and is just trying so “dang” (her favorite word) hard to make everyone believe that her relationship was meant to be and that her life is one to be envied. Unfortunately for her, it all just translates into the portrayal of an insecure, train wreck who is getting exactly what she paid for. A cheater, unemployed husband, who wouldn’t know loyalty if it hit him in the face. Any man who doesn’t love his wife enough to accept the physical changes that bringing a child into the world cause to a body is a shallow, moronic, scumbag. If you add aging drunk to the mix, that seems to give a description of Eddie Cibrian. What a catch!
Well said. Exactly what I’ve been thinking!
Eddie was married to a tall, leggy woman for 13 years.. so, I’m guessing he doesn’t like them that petite.
I really don’t think Leann is interested in being a mother. She loves being self absorbed and having Eddie all to herself when the kids aren’t there. I don’t see her wanting that to change. Being a fake ass “bonus mom” a few weeks a month is one thing, but having a child full time is another…and that’s something I don’t think she wants. Even with all her “family” quoting crap on twitter.
She may eventually have one to try and bond Eddie to her in some way. But that would be a stupid move because we all know how this is going to end.
I’m gonna throw this out there: She doesn’t want to be wrong.
So no matter how degrading; how humiliating; how subjugating; how absolutely denigrating she’s being treated and/or displays it, she’s not #winning!
She just doesn’t want to be “wrong” about her douche-knocker decision. Pathetic.
SADS all around.
I agree, bella, she will never admit her mistake, she’ll live with him.
I agree as well. I think this relationship will only end when Eddie ends it…. when his wandering dong wanders off again, probably with some babe he meets at work (assuming Eddie will manage to find another job, otherwise I’m voting for some chick he meets at the gym). And I admit, I cannot wait to see how Leann handles that! Will all her crazy be directed at Eddie’s trollop? At Eddie?? Or will she continue to channel it towards Brandi?? Actually I think she’ll throw in with Brandi and go after the new woman. Yep, there’s my prediction… Leann and Brandi buddy up over Eddie’s wayward wang 😀
Yep. Hopefully her pride will kick in before her bank account is empty…
No way is she only 100 pounds
Wow!
Karma really does come back. These 2 people behaved selfishly from the start…..Eddie had a family & strayed, LeAnne was married & strayed too. I remember her chirping about “true” love and unconditional acceptance of each other, and especially, about how they have both “matured” and were too young and “immature” when they married. I also remember LeAnne saying this was the “real thing”, or something like that. Where is the “unconditional” and “maturity” in being with a partner you are afraid will leave you if you look different? This relationship is soooo superficial on so many levels….the only one who wins out of this situation is Brandi…..at least she is free of Eddie now.
Hopefully,this couple will not bring any children into this world until they figure out how to be genuine partners who love each other unconditionally. And…..if LeAnne does get pregnant and Eddie leaves her, well….I guess its just Karma…..
Does this bitch own anything other than bikinis? At some point, it would seem that a real, attentive hubby would say, “Hon,cover up a bit today.’ It’s all superficial for these two. Oh yeah, eeek! What is he doing to her butt cheek? Eeew. Keepin’ it classy I see.
No man is worth risking your health or your dreams to be a mother. It is ridiculous to be a slave to someone else warped perceptions of how a girl should be shaped. It seems really twisted and sick if she is indeed not having children because of insecurity over her body image.
Man their already creepy relationship just got creepier.
yeech
Eddie needs to MAN up and get a JOB to support HIS kids. Can’t be in acting, lord knows he cannot act. he could be a trainer for the real stars since he likes going to the gym. Leann proudly tweeted on her twit page that he is Cuban and speaks spamish. lots of jobs for interpreters out in Calif..and of course the good old standby They would definately hire him as a greeter at Wal-Mart.Maybe not, Wal=mart has standards.He has totally ruined any pitiful career he had and Leann can’t sell enough albums to pay for a key to the Porsche.
She is crazy. One day he will leave her for the next bag of bones and she will be suicidal.
If he’s fluent in Spanish, couldn’t he get a job in the telenovelas? It would be money for his sons and it’s about his level of talent. What the hell does LeAnn see in this tool? No job, no attempt to find one, lives off her, clearly has fidelity issues- why is she holding on so hard? Not that she doesn’t deserve it, but seriously. Look at her ex-husband: successful life in NYC as a chef, happily married….. the karmic post office sure is delivering.
Seems like LR’s crazy paid friend-fans are now obsessing over Brandi and drinking. Apparently, she’ll get her kids taken away because she goes out for drinks with friends when she doesn’t have her kids. I don’t get that bunch.
They talk about tequila nonstop. It was LR & EC who we saw in the tabs all last summer getting sloppy drunk with the kids right there. And Eddie can’t even do a Home Network or whatever show, without a beer in hand. I mean….really, dude? Drinking a beer during the interview. How tacky. How does that not warrant their concern/wrath?
This article went into more detail about her boy: http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/2012/03/leann-rimes-pregnant-new-judge-x-factor, but in the end I have to say that this is going to be bad. He’s too much an alcoholic, and I hear that he also is fond of basically every other woman BUT her. We’ll have to see how this one goes.