Madonna is said to be planning a trip to Malawai to ensure that her Kabbalah-themed orphanage is proceeded as planned, and she’s said to be considering taking her rumored lover and recent convert to the cult, Alex Rodriguez, along.
You heard Alex Rodriguez was in the audience at Madonna’s L.A. show Thursday. Now we hear he’s thinking about following the divorcing Mrs. Ritchie to South America next month when she tours Brazil, Chile and Argentina. “Maybe she’ll teach Alex some songs from ‘Evita,'” quipped a friend. Madge is also said to have invited A-Rod to join her on her next trip to Malawi, where she’s building a kabbalah-enlightened school. Another source says Alex’s reported $500,000 donation to her Raising Malawi is greatly exaggerated. A charity spokesman declined to comment; A-Rod’s rep didn’t return calls.
[From The NY Daily News]
I wonder how long it will be before we see these two out together on a bona fide date. So far all we have are eyewitness sightings and no photos. It is thought that Madonna might try to keep the relationship from the press for the sake of her children, but how long do you think publicity-starved Madge will be able to resist flaunting her hot new starry-eyed boy toy? She couldn’t convince her husband to buy into Kabbalah so she ended up with a more devoted new follower who probably laps up her every word of store bought wisdom. She traded in for a more pliant partner.
Meanwhile Madonna’s estranged husband, Guy Ritchie, was seen reuniting with his sons Rocco, 8, and David Banda, 3, at the airport in London. The Daily Mail has the photos and you can see the joy on Ritchie’s face. It’s got to be hard for Guy to be so far from his children and I wonder if the British courts will rule that the kids should stay in their native England instead of having to fly 8 hours for scheduled visits with their dad.
Madonna is shown coughing outside the Kabbalah headquarters on Robertson Boulevard in LA on Saturday. Credit: Mike/Fame Pictures. Guy Ritchie is shown having a coffee on Sunday in London. His coffee date is credited as Rachel McAdams, who stars in the film he’s directing, Sherlock Holmes, but it doesn’t really look like her. (Thanks Lois). Credit: JACK
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I can help but think that, no matter what happens, Guy is going to get *screwed* in this divorce. Maybe not monetarily, but certainly emotionally. I just get that feeling, I don’t know why. 🙁
If this story has any truth and I know that’s a big if, then she’s taking the piss. Rodriguez joining her on tour is one thing, but turning up with her in a publicity blaze to Malawi? I’d suggest a psych consult but she knows exactly what she’s doing.
That is not Rachel McAdams having coffee with Guy Ritchie.
You’ve go to be kidding me!!! This Madonna/Rodriguez saga just gets more and more desperate and disgusting!
@Lois – it’s credited by the photo agency as Rachel McAdams, but I didn’t think it looked like her either. I will re-word that. This actress looks familiar, so if anyone can identify her, please let me know. Here’s the list of actors in “Sherlock Holmes”
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988045/
Her hands are like the claws of death.
she looks like my granddad, except not sweet and kindly.
That must be her lunch and dinner she is holding. She does not look well these days. I hope she isn’t physically sick. There is just an unhealthy look about her.
The courts should order that the kids stay in England. That is their home, and if mommy wants to whore it up in other countries, she doesn’t need to drag them along as part of her entourage.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again…little David has already lost one father and one country. If this hate filled monster of a “mother” has her way, he will lose a second country and a second father. If that isn’t child abuse, I don’t know what is.
The child needs stability, maybe even more so than other kids. It’s time for her to stop dragging him around like a fashion accessory.
why is this veiny hag so hard up for malawi? didnt the country ban her from taking anymore children? im sure a-rod gives a damn about malawi. *sarcasm*
The girl in the photo looks a little bit like Billie Piper. Don’t think it’s her though.
Just curious on one thing – is Banda a middle name or is it David’s old surname? Which may have been adopted as a middle name? Why can’t commentators just call him David? Regardless of what anyone thinks, he was adopted and is part of a new family.
I think it’s unfair of writers to reinforce that separateness – the character of Margot from The Royal Tenenbaums keeps coming to mind.
How long will Madge and A-Rod wait to go public? I’ll bet it won’t happen until after the divorce. She doesn’t want Guy to get upset and ask for more money, visitation rights, etc.
Oh my Lord! My grandmother at 80, had a better looking neck than Madonna does. I thought for a minute that the picture was of Estelle Getty.
The veins… I think Madonna has Bathory-esque tendencies, and that’s why she wants to open an orphanage in Malawi. Just sayin’…. 😈
GROSS she looks awful. From what I heard Madonna wants’ to have ARod’s kid. YUCK – Is she competing w/ Angelina? Nope NO Competition!! Madonna is Hispanic, Chinese, Hindu, Jewish …. OMG Get a Life! Stop trying w/ your disgusting British accent to fool anyone. WE ALL KNOW YOUR DISGUSTING AND A PHONEY 👿 😈
Bet she packed her broomstick and a big empty duffel bag so she could go ‘shopping’.
the woman with guy reminds me of Minnie Driver?
Hey Madonna, your garden club called, their ho’ is missing 🙄
Maybe is she lays off the roids, her arms might look human.
It looks like Madonna’s trainer, Tracy Anderson.
Wow what’s with all the bulging veins? It reminds me of Angelina’s bony, veiny arms. Did the paps snap her on the way into a methadone clinic?
As claire said above: it does look like Tracy Anderson! Which would be odd.
And it couldn’t be Billie Piper (although I did at first jump to that conclusion too, Mairead) as I believe she just gave birth less than two weeks ago…
I also wonder how difficult it must be for the two brothers to soo (although rarely for the moment) their father without Lourdes. It seemed as though Guy played a huge part in her life too…
Is she coughing up a hairball? No wait, Lindsay’s in London, Madonna’s in New York.
She’s looks not good 🙁