– Kylie Minogue beats cancer, stages comeback tour [Suicide Girls]
– Mick Jagger’s dad just died at the age of 93. That means that Mick himself will be touring for 30 odd more years. [NY Daily News]
– Pictures of where TomKat will be married this week [ICYDK]
– Cute penguins at the Happy Feet premiere [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Funny video of a woman acting sexy in a college laundry room [College Humor]
– What’s wrong with Paris Hilton’s face? [Mollygood]
– Anne Hathaway always looks gorgeous [Egotastic]
– Britney and K-Fed’s exes flirt up a storm and say they were in it for the money [TMZ]
– Jason Alexander tells Britney he’s still available, still loves her, and would make a great babysitter [Us Weekly]
– Britney is way smarter than people gave her credit for [Celeb News Wire]
– K-Fed’s backstage demands [IDLYITW]
– Kate Moss is having Alexander McQueen design a funky black and white wedding gown for her December 23rd marriage to Pete Doherty. [Daily Mail]
– Are these disheveled celebrities fashionable or nuts? [CityRag]
– Nicole Richie gained a little weight [yeeeah]
– Jude Law and Sienna Miller broke up for the umpteenth time [DListed]
– Sienna Miller is still dressing like a fool [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Can rubbing coffee on your butt combat cellulite? [Celeb-Diet]
– Nikki Sanderson looks like Nick Lachey [Bastardly]
– “Stranger than Fiction” with Will Ferrell is really kind of touching [Pajiba]
– Ashley Olsen and her really drunk friends [Gabsmash]
– Ashlee Simpson drunk outside of Hyde [Socialite’s Life]
– Southpark character generator [Agent Bedhead]