– Posh arrives in Rome ready to teach class while Becks wears a granny sweater with horses on it. [DListed]
– TomKat got in a fender bender, and Katie Holmes has hired Ken Paves to do her hair. I wonder what long ass fake extensions she’ll be sporting [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy goof around in Rome while waiting for the TomKat wedding [Mollygood]
– Isabella and Conner Cruise look cute all dressed up for a dinner party [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Lindsay Lohan looks way too into kissing Donna Karan [IDLYITW]
– Ben Affleck and Ashton Kutcher lend their support to 19 year-old South African director, William Ebersol [Socialite’s Life]
– The last new episode of “Real Time with Bill Maher” is on tonight on HBO. At least Robin Williams won’t be on it. [Pajiba]
– Paris Hilton flashes a boob, gets called piece of shit, and is told to take her Valtrex. Pretty much a normal day. [Celeb News Wire]
– K-Fed goes Greyhound [yeeeah]
– Jessica Simpson is still a mess [Gabsmash]
– The James Brown rape case from 1988 is going to the Supreme Court [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Rachel Ray is annoying enough to deserve her husband’s sex scandal [Suicide Girls]
– Star Jones gives Michael Jackson a run for his money [Metadish]
– This random celebrity, Vanessa Anne Hudgens, is just 17 but looks 20 [Bastardly]
– Scarlet Johansson seeks tantric sex [CityRag]
– Mischa Barton’s nude scene from the Oh in Ohio [The Dark Hat]
– Adam Brody gets juice, makes his Oh face [ICYDK]
– Global Orgasm Day is December 22nd. Mark your calendar and get off for the planet. [Agent Bedhead]
– Salma Hayek, Pierce Brosnan and Nicholas Cage were honored for their work helping to preserve the oceans [ecorazzi]
– Plaid is coming back [Lady Licorice]
– Justin Timberlake brings sexyback to Victoria’s Secret [Hollyscoop]
– The Victoria’s Secret show pink carpet [PopSugar]
– George Clooney says Matt Damon should be the sexiest man alive instead of him. I totally agree [Best Week Ever]