I’m sorry for all of the Paris Hilton news this week, but in my defense, her life keeps getting funnier. I know, I know – that’s so rude. But she’s Paris Hilton! How can you not laugh when her “reputation” (as it is) takes hit after hit. Yesterday, Radar had a lengthy story about Paris being consumed with jealousy over Kim Kardashian’s superior famewhore game. A source even told Radar that Paris is super-jealous of Kim’s relationship with Kanye West, because Paris was with DJ Afro jack (the dude in these photos) and he’s not anywhere near as famous. This is what the “source” said at the time:
“Adding to Paris’ angst is that attention that Kim is getting from dating Kanye. Paris has been dating DJ Afrojack, but he’s nowhere near the fame league that Kanye is, and adding to that, the relationship has now cooled. He didn’t accompany Paris to Cannes and he didn’t go with her to Las Vegas for Memorial Day while he was working in Atlantic City. Afrojack is extremely busy with his gigs and plays nightly at clubs all over the country, and Paris isn’t going to go on the road with him and be a groupie. Paris looks at Kim’s life and the fact that she is constantly featured on the cover of entertainment and fashion magazines while she isn’t — and well, that stings.”
So you knew where this was going. After dating for only six months, Paris and DJ Afrojack are O-V-E-R. They were probably over weeks ago, my guess. His real name is Nick van de Wall – he’s Dutch. Does that explain it? No.
Wow, that was quick! Paris Hilton and DJ AfroJack have called it quits after dating for around six months, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
“Afrojack had moved into Paris’ Beverly Hills mansion earlier this year, and the two got very serious, very fast,” a source close to the former couple tells RadarOnline.com. “Paris was really into him and admires the work he has done. Afrojack did a lot of the work on Paris’ new album which will be released later this year. He took a lot of criticism for working with her, but he truly does believe that she has talent. Paris was smitten with him, but Afrojack just wanted to have fun and not be exclusive with anyone. He is on the road practically every day performing in clubs all over the world, and he just isn’t ready to settle down, whereas Paris is.”
As RadarOnline.com previously reported, 31, is working on completing a second follow up album six years after the release of her first one which sold only 197,000 copes. Paris has been focusing “all of her creative energy into her second album,” a source close to the former reality star says.
“Paris has been working with Flo Rida, LMFAO and David Guetta, and the album should be released this summer,” a source previously told RadarOnline.com. “Paris hopes to embark on a European concert tour to promote the album, which will consist of house music. She knows she has a lot riding on this project because her last reality show was canceled and she needs to do something to re-invent herself. Paris is hoping to appeal to a broader fan base and would love to use the album as a platform for a possible project with MTV. Yes, Paris is a very successful businesswoman, and she is about to release her fifteenth fragrance, but that isn’t enough for her. Paris craves the attention from the media and her fans and she is truly feeling the pressure to deliver on this, because she doesn’t have any other television or movie projects lined up.”
Meanwhile, Paris is likely to take her recent breakup hard, as friends of the socialite tell us, “Paris is having a hard time adjusting to the fact that she just doesn’t have the popularity or cache that she did five years ago. Paris has tons of money, but that isn’t enough for her. Look, she is still going to clubs on a very frequent basis and she is 31 years old. You don’t see a lot of people over 30 going to clubs, it’s almost sad to see. Paris would love to be married with kids, it’s all she ever talks about, but she hasn’t found her Prince Charming yet and she isn’t getting any younger.”
What started out as a breakup story ended up as an ad for Paris’s new album. Which… is just sad. Not to beat the feminism drum for Paris, though, I do wonder about this: “Look, she is still going to clubs on a very frequent basis and she is 31 years old. You don’t see a lot of people over 30 going to clubs, it’s almost sad to see. Paris would love to be married with kids, it’s all she ever talks about, but she hasn’t found her Prince Charming yet and she isn’t getting any younger.” Yesterday, people slammed me for saying Idris Elba should stop partying so much at 39 years old, but I guess I have to say the same thing for Paris – she should stop with the club-hopping and partying to excess. Personally, I just think it gets really old once you’ve hit your 30s, but I guess that’s just me. But as for Paris being “too old” to find her Prince Charming… whatever. She’s only 31. I don’t think many decent, quality dudes will want to marry her, but that’s not about her age, it’s about HER.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
I actually think she looks really pretty in that last photo!
Paris is still alive?
I agree.
Time to leave the party (and please take aunties Kim and Kyle with you).
ITA. Also don’t believe that all she wants is marriage and a family. If she were interested in that, she could date quietly and find someone. She is the original famewh*re. Plus, based on how badly she has treated her friends in the past, why would anyone want to spend a lifetime and share children with her?
Paris is such an idiot, if she wanted to somehow revitalise her “career” the first step should be to update her image, Kim is trash but at least she has a somewhat “mature” and glamorous image, Paris is stuck in a time warp of when she was on “The simple life” and it just looks dumb… nobody these days wants to be like Paris she just seems like a loser.
Also her wanting to “settle down and have kids” is on the same level as Lindsay Lohan being a “homebody” concentrating on reading scripts etc.
31 isn’t too old to be clubbing but it’s too old for clubbing to be the main thing in your life.
I agree Paris should update her image, but I still think Kim is definitely not someone a lot of famous (or just rich) people would ever date. Ever. SHe got peed on in that video; I was astounded that Reggie Bush went out with her.
I agree! Look at the guys Kim pulls! The only decent one was Kris? I guess? Idk he seemed like a small town decent person. The rest are pure trash! Kim COULD never get famous wealthy decent guy! Great men ONLY marry GREAT women.
At least Paris got a PRINCE once lol! And she dated Leo DiCaprio (my dream man) Kim will never get guys like that!
I can’t believe that I’m about to admit this, but I watched the video and there was no peeing. It was the most boring sex tape I’ve ever seen, and Kim K is just as boring with her clothes off, but there isn’t any urination on anyone or anything. What is amazing about the video is how NOT little Brandy’s little brother is. I wouldn’t kick him out of bed 🙂
WTF, I heard the original version had her getting peed on. When it was “leaked” and Kim made a deal to profit from the video, they agreed to cut out the peeing parts.
That is what I have heard anyway.
No one wants to hear a 31 year old talk with a baby voice! I am guessing her album will TANK!
Well, Kim sounds just like that too with her baby voice.
Does anybody else think that “DJ Afrojack” sounds like some new type of cheese? I see his name and all I can think of is a giant, cheese sandwich.
I thought it was a cereal myself. How did the commercial go? “A is for Afro, J is for Jacks, cinnamon toasty Afro-Jacks!”
I think of Jack in the Box with an afro. hee! 😀
Good for her. Afrojack is an arrogant douche! A few months ago he dumped his pregnant (!) girlfriend (Amanda Balk) for Paris, leaving her homeless! He took a few weeks to even come and visit his newborn daughter (named Vegas, BARF!), while he was all over the world with Paris. His ‘fame’ was more important. DOUCHE!
Good for Paris, she looks good by the way 🙂
Because Paris is such a great girl for getting with him despite knowing he was with someone and dragging him all over the world on desperate fame whore expeditions to unKardashianed teritories when she knew he had a new born baby???
Nick ALWAYS denied h was the father…BUT AMANDA aka Tillie…wouldnt accept that..In Holland we are not in 2 DNA tests etc (YET!).only if there= BIG MONEY(like being the heirs of STARBUCKS are something like that) involved.
He didnt want 2,she pushed him, he ran off with (needs a)P.(h)il (are more).He came 2 see here when she was born,and ran off again. Little boys never have time 2 play house..and thats that!
Ahh, Good to know that Parasite Hilton is still the skanky homewrecker she had always been.
Somewhere out there, Shana Moakler, Stephanie Cloutier, Sophia Bush, Millie Corretjer, and oh so many more we cannot begin to cover, are smirking at that trash.
Awww! That’s like, so not hot! *pfft*
He looks kinda doughy? Paris has incredibly bad taste in men. My advice to her is to be alone for a year and figure out why she’s attracted to tw*twaffles so much.
Amanda (MOTHER OF THE BABY!), are you on this site 2??aka TILLIE!CELEBITCHy, you might have started something..
*michael J- Starting something, yeah yeah*
hahaha, funny!
Amanda, still mad he didnt buy u a plane, like he did 4 himself??
another Big brother (like) show maybe…It could work dear.
Here is a tip: Living 4 the camera’s, Amanda &(in) Vegas…brainstorm on that dear!
She really should have married when she had star power. Could have wrangled a much richer/more famous man than what she would be able to wrangle now- and she doesn’t seem like the type of person to marry for love.
Exactly.
But Paris was too slow to realize that her “popularity” was not going to last a life time. She really thought it would last for ever.
And Paris needed to cash in on it before she was 26.
But in her head, she is still the hottest trick in town. Deserving of the very best. She ended up staying too long at the party. And has missed the chance to have married in the status area of the “very wealthy”.
Then again. She has a Mother that rival’s Dina Lohan in the delusions.
Both think that their daughters are going to turn the corner. And it is 2005 again. When they RULE the LA social scene.
Paris needs to hire one of those crisis PR firms and get a clue. A new image.
But it won’t happen. She is determined to hang out in Vegas. And prove to everyone she is still “hot”.
Love and marriage should not have anything to do with fame, money or status. Ugh, I get so annoyed by classists.
Her 15 mins. have been over for quite a while. The word famous or celebrity doesn’t apply to her anymore, not that it really ever did.
Isn’t DJ Afro Jack bi-racial? Paris needs a new look, she looks so 2002.
Yes! She needs a makeover. She still looks like she is on The Simple Life. Nicole Richie evolved.
I’d REALLY like to know the answer to this question. When I first heard his name and profession I couldn’t help but recall comments made on her racism and put downs of black men and think that for all her disdain for them she sure finds herself around people who interact with them a lot. Then I saw his pic and wondered if he is biracial and then if she even knew.
I still hold that Paris and Kim’s relationship was never a real relationship b/c it was all about Paris and Kim being her groupie. There’s no reason for that to continue now. And for as much as Kim likes black men, if Paris truly has made those disparaging comments about them I’d stay away from her too. Maybe that’s why Afrojack took off.
Also, agreed she needs to do some evaluation and make some life changes if she wants to meet the goal of marriage and family. Her choice in men of late don’t seem to be those who I would consider like-minded towards this goal. She doesn’t strike me as the marriage or family type but stranger people have gotten married and have families. I think that’s still kind of a tradition amongst the rich and wealthy.
That totally happened. When her storage locker fiasco happened not only were there a lot of videos of her saying the N word, there was a video of her saying, and I quote “I do it up the butt for coke”. My friend sent me the link when they were available for online viewing. I died of laughter/horror.
I was wondering the same thing…. I would find it hilarious if he was and she didn’t know… again.
For me the name Afrojack gave it away. If a white guy called himself that he would be laughed out of the DJ Guild.
She should’ve married that Greek shipping heir when she had the chance. Now, she’s screwed.
i’m surprised that her album sold 197,000 copies. did she buy them all?
I don’t think there’s anything necessarily wrong with clubbing when you’re over 30 but I’m just not sure what the appeal is.
I go out every once in a while with the girls and it just makes me feel old. I’d rather chill at someone’s house and booze it up with my fellow thirty-somethings and not have to watch 21-year-olds grind on each other.
Don’t forget the energy it takes to get over that night at a bar, and how long it takes for your ol’ ears to stop the damn ringing!
.. And the ear ringing makes a racket in the head when yelling at those damn kids to get off the lawn ;o)
Ahh, being in your 30s – not yet ‘aged’ yet so close to many of their opinions (me, anyhow).
She probably used her cell phone once too often during their love making sessions..
Has anyone else noticed the guys she dates keep getting worse? Remember when she dated Stavros Niarchos and Paris Latsis (both of whom I thought were hot actually), both of whom were Greek billionaires? Since then, her star has waned and the dudes she has dated seem sleazier and sleazier and have less money. So, so funny, I love it!
She’s a fame whore who is can’t give up an inch of fame. She wants to be famous but those billionaires had money not a name. They weren’t going to raise her star level.
The KardTRASHian dates “right” she gets famous guys and feeds off their fame and raised her own profile. KK seems to prefer black but if that was not Paris’ thing there were famous white guys that were probably willing to date her in 2002. Now… not so much. Her dating this biracial guy makes her look even more desperate – like she is copying the KardTRASHian.
Yet, still no pee video and no taking it up the assian photos so she still doesn’t get how to famewhore properly.
The main thing I remember about Paris Hilton is her racism. She has a history of making racist remarks and being taped/filmed. So I find it interesting that she was dating a biracial man.
I had the same thought! Perhaps she’s changed.
She’s still a racist just an opportunist. Her dislikes of blacks was way less crucial to her then spreading her legs to get this guy to produce her album.
^Spot on! That skank got away with so much.
The only difference between her and Mel Gibson is the screaming…
Dear Paris,
If you are looking to “reinvent” yourself, it means that you DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. What’s the saying? Insanity is doing the same thing over and over yet expecting a different result.
Love,
bluhare
Her Coachella outfit smacks of both 2004 and try-hard. Ha. Haha. Hahaha.
I don’t think there’s much substance there.. Although she can pretty much buy anything she wants, she just can’t buy substance.
I Think is really sad to say you can’t go clubbing after 30, very dicriminating and old fashioned, so you hit 30 and you are suppose to feel like an old person? I am 34 and single and I don’t feel is pathetic to go out, yes I do less than in my twenties but I don’t think I should hide because I’m over 30. God people are so square it’s unbelievable!!
ITA, Lili. No-one would call a 31-year-old GUY ‘too old’ to go clubbing, on the contrary, 20-year-old girls would be all over him because he has money and a steady job. But as a woman, you’re supposed to feel like a failure if you’re not married and have kids by the age of 30? Because that’s what implied here. So sad.
Exactly lili! I’m married with kids and 37 and I still go out and have fun with my friends at bars and clubs. I don’t go to scam on guys…just to drink and dance and laugh. I am married NOT dead….and certainly NOT old. Geez…
Exactly! If your still single or want a night out who cares. Why is thirty some death sentence!! Look at Rachel Bilson, Christina Milian, Zooey Deschanel, ALL THIRTY!! & still hot and beautiful women. Just bc your not a co-ed you have to fade away?? No one says that about guys the same age!
Age is not what prevents a person from enjoying a party lifestyle, it’s her energy level and her finances. When someone is as pampered and wealthy as Paris Hilton it’s much easier to party all night because she NEVER has to get up for work the next morning. Paris calls the shots in her life–if she wants to sleep until noon 6 days in a row, she does.
And all you folks saying 30 is too old to hit the clubs once in while–talk to me when you are 40!
30 is still very young.
I went out all the time until about 34. I never thought I was too old but I was also not out there trolling for men. I was out with the girls to have fun.
I do think Idris Elba is too old but that is because I thought he was older than 39 and there was an implication of behavior that impacted his family. He looks older – maybe it’s the Luther character.
Right on bluhare maybe i’m old school but a musician is someone that actually sings and/or plays an instrument live on stage, not someone that spins discs and whose songs are composed of samples; Paris is artificial and DJ afrojack’s music is artificial they are made for each other.
I would feel bad for her if she was not a truly unplesant person. Her star has dimmed,yes. But in this country and the way the media works she could have done something different. I believe if she would have went away and work on charities and came back and was giving interviews for them and also talking about her music, it could have bought her a bit of goodwill. But this idiot just does not get it and will continue to be a punchline for many years to come. Speaking of which, where the hell has Leann Rimes gone to. After the morning I had at work, I need a good laugh.
My crystal ball (wait, let me polish it off!) says that Paris will end up being one of those puffy lipped, pulled (as in face lift) ladies in Beverly Hills, that lunch and shop and then go home to quietly drink and take pills. Or maybe she could be on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, oh wait! Do you have to married for that? Never mind.
No, boo, that’s just the name of the show. LOTS of those RHWs aren’t house wives at all! (Ex-wives, single moms, or both; but wives? NO. One the many, many reasons I don’t watch.)
Weren’t they all wives at some point? I’ve only watched Beverly Hills so I don’t know.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHA
Much like.
When you get dumped by someone named DJ AfroJack, it’s time for a serious life re-evaluation.
I don’t see a problem with someone over 30 going out and having fun – unless that’s all they do. Idris has a solid, respected acting career. Paris has nothing real going on.
LOL! That’s what I was thinking! I wouldn’t give the time of day to a person called DJ AfroSmart!
EWW just ewww I can’t stand her and he is about as good looking as Casper Smart…..
She should really take inventory of what stds she has before having kids some of those can be harmful to your baby.
ORLY? People over 30 don’t go to clubs or go out???? IS THAT SO???? Pah!
It’s fine to go out at any age, it’s just their comes a point where you go home at a decent hour. The stay up all night and party feeling should leave by then.
Should it? Who says?
I go out every so often and I’m in my mid-forties. I like to socialize, dance, laugh at the guys cruising the spot, have a few cosmos, grab a bite and go home whenever I feel like it. I never partied for the sake of ‘hook ups’ and no judging to those who did, but that was never my definition of partying.
My last date was 38 and he seemed to want to hold a drinking contest and he seemed upset when I quit after 4. I can hold my liquor (unfortunately for him) but I know when to quit.
Yeah, there was no second date. I don’t mind drinking once in a while and I can stay up till 2am even though I’ve turned 40 but it’s not something I want to do on a regular basis and certainly not on a date at this age. It seemed immature.
At this stage it’s for birthday parties or girls nights.
He was probably just mortified by that outfit in the first pic.
Or her hilarious teeny tiny photobomb in the second pic.
She’s releasing a second album … because her first album was such a success??? She’s turning herself into a (bigger) joke.
She just needs to get her a B.L.A.C.K. accessory like KIMK. did i.e. (a black man or black baby) which is the new Trend in Hollywood..then she’ll be BACK ON TOP in no time!! Lol
I think she’s pretty much washed up career wise, unless she wants to model.
she’s pretty much washed up unless she wants to model?? Are you kidding me?? LOL! #1 she’s tooo old and #2 she’s sooooo yesterday. Who in this world would want Paris Hilton to model for them? Ha! Answer…NO ONE!
Could she stoop much lower?
Oh yes, pretty sure there is no low too low for Paris Hilton-o…. you like my little poem? 😀
Yes, she can. She can date Chris Brown.
Gawd, it disgusts me to say this but I think even DBag Brown’s standards are too high for the likes of Hilton…. remember he once turned down la Lohan???
He’s black, have you forgotten her bullying of black people caught on tape? Yeah, calling someone the N word was as classy as Paris gets.
There is Mel Gibson though!
LOL! I didn’t say he would date her. LOL!
She could date a really ugly woman like LiLo did. She has to be really ugly because dating a woman won’t make anyone blink – even if you’re straight but an ugly one even got Cynthia Nixon press.
Not ragging on Cynthia she’s just not that into the famewhore part of her job and her SO is is almost as ugly as Sam Ronson.
There goes all the play-time her new album would have gotten in clubs!
Can’t say that I blame him – I wouldn’t want to be associated with that mess, either. Or the album.
Good point bella! Hadn’t thought of that… perhaps that’s why it’s rumored she’s so bummed these days – no dj bj boy to promote her crappy… music? Maybe she should switch teams… I hear Sam Ronson is single these days. 🙂
RUN SAM RUN!!!!
Yup. I’m just a cynical bitch like that, but I don’t think he wants to have to be the one responsible for “promoting” her music career. I’d imagine he has a reputation to uphold, being in such high demand and all.
How tall is he?
Whatever in the world is a “DJ Afrojack”? Ohhhh, it’s someone’s name. Just kidding around. His name is RIDICULOUS (in a bad way). I wouldn’t be able to say it aloud w/o cracking up in laughter. And it rhymes with “Applejack”.
“Hi, I’m picking up one prescription for Valtrex… the name’s Afrojack.”
Paris, devote your life to exposing the rash of Indian farmers’ suicides or the creeping loss of truly public spaces in the US. Do something good with the little bit of star power you have left. Otherwise, get ready for a long, slow, rude awakening to how much potential to live a meaningful life you have wasted.
I want to see Parasite do a Herpes awareness PSA. She could pose and prance around singing, ‘Sex on Fire,’ then touch her snatch and say, “That’s hot!”
By his schedule of work, she barely saw him in the last 6mos, which since she hates black people makes sense. She was always a creepy broad, now she’s just getting to that hasbeen state of creepy older broad. Thankfully her time is now nearly over, *global cheers* Time for her to crack the books for the RE license and go to work for daddy!
Whenever I see Paris I realise how much I don’t miss her and how useless her existence is. Zzzzz. Seriously CB don’t feature articles on her. So not hot anymore.