“Doutzen Kroes in a bikini might ruin your whole summer” links

Doutzen Kroes won‘t stop wearing bikinis. And I can‘t blame her. [The Blemish]
Lainey has more gossip about Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis. [LaineyGossip]
More photos of The Villainess Shepherdess. [Dlisted]
Jennifer Lopez cut her hair. And got a perm? [Pop Sugar]
Michelle Pfeiffer thinks Anne Hathaway is going to be a good Catwoman. [Celebuzz]
Have you ever wanted to see Emma Thompson‘s t-ts? You‘re welcome. [Yeeeah]
Review of Woody Allen‘s To Rome With Love. [Pajiba]
Crap – race re-renters the abortion issue. [Bossip]
I still love this photo of Pierce Brosnan. [Evil Beet]
Ashley Greene has a cute travel outfit. [Popoholic]
Duchess Kate at the Royal Garter stuff. She repeated. [Go Fug Yourself]
More of Kate Upton‘s t-ts in GQ. [A Socialite Life]
Honestly, I always thought I might enjoy solitary confinement. [Gawker]
Taylor Kitsch says his sex scenes with Blake Lively were awkward. [Amy Grindhouse]
Cameron Diaz is denim-y. I think she looks nice. [ICYDK]
No one gives a sh-t about RHONY. [CDAN]
Bristol Palin closes the barn door after the horse bolted. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

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  1. Jennika says:

    Anyone have any good stomach and legs and butt exercises?

    • TheOriginalTiffany says:

      She does intense boxing type jump rope workouts. I remember reading an article. She can out tire the instructors.

      She has a healthy, AMAZING body!

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Tiff-are you in Boston with Cirque??

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        Yep, sweating my ass off! Living near Fenway…
        Show is in town until 8/5. Do you live here?

        Drinks? I can see if I can get you in with me, I’ll ask hubby. But a drink either way, we should do!

    • Incredulous says:

      Squats, lunges and mountain climbers. Not sexy, no equipment needed, lots of people don’t do them.

      They work.

    • OXA says:

      Lots of flights of stairs, works em all and they are free.

      • Call Me Al says:

        I have been doing stairs! I did 34 flights twice on Monday, my calves are still sore — does that really work your abs too? I hope so, I hate crunches.

      • hmmm says:

        @call me al. Be careful that you don’t do too much all of a sudden or it can backfire! I ran lots of stairs as my new years resolution to get in shape and just ended up getting achilles tendonitis. Couldn’t walk or work out for three months

  2. Lilalis says:

    She looks amazing! What’s the celebrities’ secret to avoid stretchmarks?

    • rylan says:

      Check out the internet. there r recipes that inlude shea butter & a number of vitamins that help.
      also a book called “persciption for Nutritional Healing”
      Igained over 50 lbs when i had my son & 2 stretchmarks. Hope it helps.

    • Seagulls says:

      Genetics.

    • ontheraw says:

      I sell what they use. And yes, a lot to do with natural butters and oils. You need to come up with the correct mix of nutrients and vitamins using those. It softens and firms your skin very visibly.

    • Jaxx says:

      Keeping your weight gain to 25-30 pounds is your best help. Using lotions to keep your skin hydrated helps but unfortunately the biggest help is pure genetics. If you have really fragile thin skin then probably nothing will help. Still, the best preventive is to keep your skin from having to stretch any more than necessary. That means don’t gain 60 pounds to make a seven pound baby.

    • Zimmer says:

      I say be proud of any stretch marks, my daughter doesn’t like mine, but I tell her they are my badge of honor!

    • Jaxx says:

      @anahata–twins? Well, then I’d imagine all bets are off. With twins it would be impossible to keep your weight gain under 30 pounds so you’d just have to slather on the lotions and hope for the best. And if you bring two healthy babies to term you have plenty to celebrate and very little time to look at any stretch marks! Best wishes!

    • sarahtonin says:

      Palmer’s Cocoa Butter is really good. It smells divine too, like you’ve been rolling around in a big bowl of chocolate crackles.

  3. ZigZagZoey says:

    Well, if she looked like that at age 47, it could have ruined my day… 🙂

  4. Tillie says:

    I love her! She makes me proud to be Dutch. Wish that I could say all Dutch women look like that.. 😛 Nice to see her have such a good time with her little boy!

    • Liv says:

      Her boy is super cute! I think she’s the VS-model with the best body – some of them are just thin without having a waistline!

  5. Chatcat says:

    JLo stole my hair style! Uh, really I have naturally curly hair and keep it shoulder length with layers…get out of the shower, use some Moroccan Oil Curls, scrunch and done! It is awesome in the summer.

    I don’t think she permed…

    • Relli says:

      I agree, i think JLO is just letting her Puerto Rican curl go natural, just look at her kids.

      My husband is PR and our son has THE most beautiful, natural curls that pop with conditioner and a bit of moisture. Seriously if i ever have a daughter and she doesn’t get the same hair it will be a travesty.

      • Chatcat says:

        Well I am totally 100% of Irish heritage. Didn’t get my curls until my early 30’s, had waves as a kid, but now it’s curls and luckily it’s not the wiry type. The secret to soft bouncy curls is only use shampoo every other day but condition daily. But nothing beats the Moroccan Oil.

        Oh and I didn’t get any girls (hope you do) and the youngest of my 3 boys is the one gifted with the curls and girls LOVE them! 🙂

    • MizzVJJ says:

      She has naturally curly hair. One of the first things I detested her for- hiding the natural to fit in with the standards of beauty. My hair is natural curls also. I wish I could just rock the oil and forget it. Mine will still frizz. I just go the mousse and hairspray route.

      • Chatcat says:

        Mizz…I’m heading up to the Phillies game tonight and with this humidity no amount of oil will not make it frizz, so in a Phil’s cap it will go!

    • marie says:

      @Chatcat.. You are lucky. I’ve had curly hair (ringlets style) my entire life and no amount of oil helps it. I have to use gel and hairspray and if it’s a humid day, forget about it.. The only thing that helps I’ve found is to wash my hair once a week but condition daily.. And hats are a must even though I don’t have the head for them. I can only wish that my hair looked like JLo’s..

  6. Devon says:

    Her baby is so cute! Reminds me so much of my little cousin with that beautiful complexion and hair. He definitely is a good mix of mum and dad, but how could he not when his parents are so good looking!

  7. Rachel says:

    Nope, still feeling good about my totally imperfect, squishy bikini body! Isn’t alcohol a miraculous thing?

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      OMFG. This comment had me dying laughing… Alcohol is indeed a great self-esteem booster 🙂

    • ZigZagZoey says:

      I’ll drink to that!! ☻ ☻

    • monette says:

      F*** yeah! Wish I were drink right now or at least ice-cream wasted. I haven’t had anything sweet in 2 days,2 DAYS! got to make it till Sunday.

      ice-cream….ice-cream….ice-cream

      • Ken says:

        Heck ya!! i’d rather have some Corona on the beach and be a little soft than have a perfect body. that’s just me though!! To each their own!!!

    • corny says:

      I find blotchy bathroom mirrors to be a godsend myself

  8. Maya says:

    Is that her kid? He’s so cute!

  9. libby says:

    forget her, what an unbelievably cute child!

  10. Hipocrisy says:

    Doutzen’s babyboy is so precious…reminds me of my nephew.

  11. LittleDeadGirl says:

    Love her stomach! I’d walk in bikini’s all day too

  12. janie says:

    She looks like mee! But I’m 20 and have never had children, so…I’m still jealous.

  13. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Her body is insane and she has the face to match. BITCH.

  14. lflips says:

    Nope. Too skinny.

  15. DeltaJuliet says:

    Um yeah. If I looked like that I would wear nothing BUT bikinis.

  16. pinchofsalt says:

    Incredible body + cute baby + sexy hubby (have seen photos of him) = very lucky girl.

    • stop the madness says:

      I just saw a picture of her husband. She is lucky! They’re all beautiful.

  17. Maguita says:

    Anyone notice the breaking news on TMZ?

    Halle Berry lost her child support case, and will have to pay Gabriel $20,000 a month…

    Would that mean a possible chink in her hopes of taking away Nahla to France permanently?

  18. the original bellaluna says:

    BREAKING: Halle Berry has to pay Gabriel Aubrey a whopping $250K per YEAR in child support! (TMZ) bwahahahahaha! 😀

    • Chatcat says:

      I heard somebody at lunch mention that. Can you imagine how irate she is at this moment. Alec B ain’t got nothing on a pissed off Halle B! Ha

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Chatcat – I’d hate to be something breakable in her house right now! 😀 Careful what you wish for Halle…once a wheel starts rolling, it can be hard to stop.

      • Lucy says:

        Seriously every one in 10 mile radius RUN!!! The cray cray is about to BLOW!

    • pinchofsalt says:

      Ouch! That’s got to hurt.

    • Chatcat says:

      There isn’t enough Prozac and Zoloft combined that will prevent Halle from popping her cork! Poor Oliver 🙁 Hahaha

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Poor Nahla! Let’s hope she’s with Gabe right now. 🙁

      • skuddles says:

        Good point bella… yeah, lets hope Nahla is nowhere near her crazy Mommy right now. Bet next time we see Halle she’ll be wearing another foot cast…

    • thinkaboutit says:

      Sounds about right, that’s nothing to her. I get just about half that (for 2 kids tho) and my ex isn’t a movie star! But yes, it does kill him, mwah hahahaha!

    • Maguita says:

      Taking into consequence the pill-popping crazy, does anyone know if this court decision might affect the next decision:

      Would this have any impact on the judge letting Halle take Nahla out of the country, permanently?

      Does the fact that Gabriel had been given the absolute FULL amount of requested Child Support (no apparent negotiations were reported as of yet), mean that Gabriel will be granted his request to have his daughter stay on American soil?

      Anyone knows what are the chances of Halle having to pay child support, then a few weeks later, Gabriel losing his daughter for a move to France..?

      Any Legal Eagles out there have any idea what most likely would go down, please share!

      • the original bellaluna says:

        I don’t know that one has to do with the other, but (from what I’ve read) it was determined that they were BOTH acting like children and needed to give more consideration to Nahla and her best interests.

        HOPEFULLY, since the judge came down on GA’s side for the child support decision, it means he will not allow Nahla to be removed from the country FOR NOW.

        But both sides are gearing-up for that battle. I’m really curious as to how it will turn out.

        I still think Nahla needs a court-appointed advocate, rather than a court-appointed counselor. Someone completely impartial and unbiased, to act on her behalf.

      • Dap says:

        I’m not an expert, but I would say that the fact that GA is awarded child support means that he is recognized as a full time father, and the fact that he is recognized as a full time father should logically prevent HB to take their daughter accross the ocean

      • Chatcat says:

        Mag and Bellaluna…does anybody but me think Nahla might be the most mature in this whole soap opera.

        I suspect that she isn’t given full custody and that the judge will do a 50/50 custody. Now that’s not to say once loopy job gets her into France she let’s her come back. I mean, if that is in Halle’s spell book, well then she just won’t do it.

      • Maguita says:

        I believe the hearing is next week, where the sealed documents you were talking about would be read by the judge.

        On that particular issue, TMZ had said that – of course – Gabriel was in the wrong, and what you just stated, blaming both parties, was on radaronline.

        It is all speculation and hearsay though, for the documents will only be unsealed and read by the judge.

        Still wondering though if today’s decision, might have any impact at all…

        Just a quick break from the crazy drama…

        Can we please talk about poo? Laughed my ass off on this one, and dudes, I am SOOO buying this bottle!

        This is going to be the best Christmas stocking filler idea ever:

        http://www.laineygossip.com/Lifestyle/Details/22174/Sasha%E2%80%99s-INTO-IT-Poo-Pourri

      • Maguita says:

        @Dap, interesting, that is what I’m thinking too.

        Or in case of 50/50, with Halle living in France, she will be having to pay for Nahla’s trip back to the US, as well as her school in the US, every time (every other week?) that she has to be with her father…

        Poor Nahla, Chatcat is right.

        Wonder if anyone who has worked in California’s legal system knows how things could be done in any outcome.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        In my experience, the parent who moves away is the one who has to pay for the travel for the child(ren), unless the parents are able to come to an amicable agreement (unlikely, in this case) or a judge rules otherwise.

        I highly doubt a judge would have a 4 year-old flying across the Atlantic twice a week. More likely a judgement of “you get her 6 months/so does he (or she), with liberal visitation” would be imposed.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Maguita – Funny stuff, that Poo-Pourri! 😀 Several years back, there was also a company that made roses out of dog-poo; you could have bouquet of a dozen sent to someone who really deserved them. (I wonder if they’re still in business…)

      • Maguita says:

        ^ewwwwewww! Dog poop roses… Do you get like a baker’s dozen when you order a dozen?

        This bottle of poo-pourri is so freaking handy. It will be in my purse ALL the time!! Do you know how many times I don’t GO because then people might now it was me?!!

        With this, I will spray, Go, flush, and go. No worries. I will literally, smell like roses.

        😀 Best news I’ve heard all day.

  19. Dibba says:

    Who is this?

  20. mar says:

    she is sooooo gorgeous!

  21. MizzVJJ says:

    Too skinny

  22. Katyusha says:

    Anyone else think she looks like Denise Richards?

  23. Bubbling says:

    Doutzen Kroes, bitch are you for real?! one does not simply have this body…

  24. stop the madness says:

    Wow, she’s beautiful. I’m so jealous. Her son is so adorable.

  25. Minty says:

    Doutzen’s little boy is beautiful and she looks great. But I actually prefer her figure a few years ago, when she weighed more/more curves. Of course, to continue working, she had to bow to the pressure from Victoria’s Secret and fashion designers to lose weight.

  26. Bodhi says:

    I watched some of Bristol’s show last night. I watch a LOT of stupid trashy TV, but I had to turn of that shit.

    This was my FB comment on it: Of COURSE Bristol Palin has her own reality show. “I just cannot believe that this is what has become of my f*cking life” Really dummy? You accept money to have cameras follow you around & you can’t believe that people know all about & comment on your life?

    I’m even more pissed off about it today than I was last night

    • normades says:

      I hate her and everything she stands for. What a lying hypocrite. She got pregnant and claims to have been a virgin and that she was taken avantage of – basicly accusing Johnson of rape. This is also her family’s fault for pushing the whole abstinence/purity sham.

      And now she’s pimping out her kid. She should have never become a mother so soon because obviously her priorities are screwed. She is not acting in the best interest of her child. She is chasing money and fame. And don’t even get me started about her statements about gay marriage.

      Sorry for the rant but this chick makes me sick. 0% respect.

  27. Amanda_M87 says:

    She looks great. This is inspiration for me to get in shape for swimsuit season!

  28. Beta says:

    her boy is too cute 🙂 🙂