“Olympian Ryan Lochte covers Men’s Health, is absolutely gorgeous” links

We need to have a conversation about Ryan Lochte. That conversation? “OMG, Ryan Lochte is so HOT!!” One month to the Olympics, y’all! [Starpulse]
Gisele covers Vogue Brazil. It’s a great shot. [Celebs]
Beyonce loves adding pics to her Tumblr. [Bossip]
Once again, Jessica Biel’s epic butt in a bikini. [Yeeeah]
Marion Cotillard’s latest photo shoot for the WSJ. [Evil Beet]
Taylor Swift Bolt-On Watch, now with Selena Gomez. [Popoholic]
SCOTUS upholds Obama’s Affordable Health Care Act!! [Gawker]
Cyndi Lauper adores gay youths. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Lourdes Leon plays with her mom’s cone bra. [Amy Grindhouse]
Blind item: Regis? [CDAN]
Countess LuAnn wants a baby at 47. [Life & Style]
Lady Gaga has a new song called “Princess Die” [PopBytes]
Paris Hilton attacked a paparazzo. [Radar]
Jimmy Fallon is the best. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Mariah Carey is holding a stuffed lamb. [Hollywood Rag]
OMG PARTY PIGLETS!!!! [CityRag]
Rest in peace, Don Grady. [Bitten and Bound]

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  1. Maguita says:

    “Paris Hilton attacked a paparazzo. [Radar]”

    PH attacked a pap for taping her in a parking lot, after partying. Naturally.

    BIG Question: What was she saying on that tape for attacking the photog!!! She loves the paps!!! But something is apparently on that tape she doesn’t want us to see:

    May be another racist rant? Shitting on her best friends? Admitting to her failure as a DJ?

    • gg says:

      Howcum every talentless twit is now a bloody “DJ”??? Are the people on drugs??

    • SusieQ says:

      Piece of crap Hilton was SMOKING A JOINT, clearly seen on the video on radaronline. Hope the pap sues her pants off! If she wore them that is….

  2. Maguita says:

    SCOTUS did something right today!!!

    We are FINALLY all equals, Americans, deserving of getting healthcare and not left to die unattended because we can’t afford help.

  3. Lizbet says:

    Ryan Lochte…. yummy! Until the photo with the model. I don’t even know what that is, but she needs to go away.

    • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

      Ha! I thought the same thing – hot, hot, yes, ..woah wtf is that? Delete that pic!

    • mimi says:

      it’s Karlie Kloss but ITA honey

      • Carolyn says:

        Karlie usually photographs gorgeously but that man totally owns that shot! Hmmm I’m fiercely patriotic towards our Aussie Olympic team but damn I’ll be looking out for him.

        Celebitchy/Kaiser – any chance of a Hot Guy Olympic edition?

    • corny says:

      She seems to be a rather large praying mantis? wtf?

  4. NYC_girl says:

    Ryan is cute (esp with the longer hair) but I like a man with hair on his chest. I know he might wax for the swimming, but I don’t like hairless chests. Have to read the healthcare piece now…

    • Scarlet Vixen says:

      They don’t just shave their chests–they shave everything. Chest, legs, arms, underarms… 😉

      • NYC_girl says:

        Yes – I read about that. What a hassle. It’s to cut down on drag in the water, right? I wonder what kind of difference it makes. I remember I went to high school with a guy who cycled and he shaved his legs – we were totally puzzled by that.

      • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

        Yep, the slicker the skin, less friction against the water. When you are as high level as he is, every 100th of a second counts, so it is very important to them. However, there are rules in the locker rooms; you cant shave immediately before getting in the water before a real race. The rules are intense!

  5. The Original Mia says:

    Ryan is extremely hot. Extremely.

    Jessica looks good. Healthy. No snark from me.

    Way to go, SCOTUS!

  6. Happy21 says:

    Ryan dude is hot! Looks like a model. Wow!

    Jessica Biel’s face leaves something to be desired but her ass is worth coveting.

    Marion Cotillard is so pretty. She is just adorable!

    I think the blind item is more than likely David Letterman. Hasn’t he had some allegations thrown his way in the past?

    Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are BFFs and have been for at least a couple of years now. I don’t think Swifty got her boobs done.

  7. Liz says:

    I hope Ryan kicks Phelps’s butt. So very tired of hearing about Mike and having to watch his mom on the reaction cam. Time for someone else to win.

  8. Kaye says:

    SCOTUS FTW!

  9. Kolby says:

    Go Gators!

  10. lucy2 says:

    Hot!

    I’d assume Paris yelled at the paps because they were ignoring her?

    Very surprised by the SCOTUS ruling. It’s not a perfect bill by any stretch but there’s a lot of good things in it, IMO.

    • Chatcat says:

      Love a swimmer’s physique and Ryan has one of the best on the block (pun intended).

      The ruling surprised me too. I am a believer in Health Care Reform and there are quite a number of good things in the bill…who and how it’s going to be paid for in it’s current legislation is the key to it’s success. I pay plenty in taxes and pay for the 5 of us to have health care so what I want to know from this ruling is am I going to be taxed more then I already do now in order to pay for somebody who doesn’t work and/or pay their for their own health servies? If so then I am going to be really really pissed off.

      • marie says:

        I feel the same way as you Chat, I’m curious to find out.

      • marigold says:

        I highly recommend you do some research into what you already have been paying for uninsured Americans who get ill and end up in the emergency room. It is astronomical-I’m talking billions of taxpayer dollars every year. I’m more concerned about that ending. I’d rather pay less to insure more people and that’s what this law accomplishes.

      • Chatcat says:

        “I’m more concerned about that ending.”
        I’m sorry but you’ve completely lost me there. Ending of what?

  11. Christine says:

    SCOTUS!!! My son will have healthcare now. I got teary eyed. Now- what’s up with Lochte’s tattoo? He’s got it in one pic, then it’s gone in the next. Que?

    • Agnes says:

      i know, i teared up too. i’m pregnant now, and our son will have health care, should he need it. good day for all of us.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        We lost our insurance in Feb 2011, when I lost my union job. So I’m excited!

        Does it include dental?

  12. Maggie says:

    Did you just notice this?

  13. miriam says:

    I know he has to do it for the sport, blah blah, but it disgusts me when a man has next to no body hair.

  14. velourazure says:

    i’ll have to be in the minority here- he does not do it for me at all.

    • Beatrix says:

      Nope, me neither. Feel the same way about Liam Henchahsomething. That beefy, pouty fratboy thing is not something I look for. Which is fine, different people like different things 🙂

  15. geekychick says:

    Meh, not my type. Too Chaning Tatum-y for my taste.

  16. RS says:

    Lochte, beautiful physique. Swimmers have the best musculature. Didn’t really notice how hot he was til now. Thanks for bringing him to our attention. Hope he kicks Phelps’s butt.

  17. Fleur says:

    He is SO HOT. He’s burning my computer screen up.

    As for the Channing comparison–I think in terms of facial features that’s not really true when you see video footage of him.

  18. keats says:

    Can he play finnick please?

  19. Stubbylove says:

    Okay, now I’m definitely watching the Olympics – Wowza.

  20. Dhavy says:

    Looking at Gisele makes me nauseous, and it’s not only the cover

    All those Beyonce fans should stop wondering why she has a Whoredashian as a friend, they won’t survive without attention

  21. Uh Uh says:

    Ya’ll think that SCOTUS thing was GOOD? OMG ppl, that’s gonna ruin the USA soon with the economy we’re already in. People with small business, GONE, cause they can’t pay for ins. My son, 29, out of job for 2 years, can’t pay for ins. but needs it. Will HAVE to pay for some or get penalized. This is the WORST thing that pos have ever done and he’s been pretty bad before. Ugh. Makes me want to chew lead paint.

    • Kolby says:

      Have you read the bill? It should actually help small business owners. And the penalty is quite small – a 1% tax. There is no requirement that people buy health insurance if they don’t already have it, they just have to be willing to pay a small tax to skip out.

      And has your son considered Medicaid?

      • Chatcat says:

        Kolby

        Let’s be honest…nobody on this Earth has read that bill…everybody in Washington has already conceeded that point years ago.

        Secondly you say “It should actually help small business owners. And the penalty is quite small – a 1% tax” Where did you get that percentage? And what is that percentage based on? Gross sales? Gross receipts? Net earnings? 1% of what?

        Oh never mind, I know the real answer (as explained in an article from the bi-partisan CBO which in part included)
        “Supporters say the law will significantly help small businesses, focusing on the much-talked about small business tax credit. But the reality is that the tax credit is complex and very limited because firms qualify based on number of employees and average wages. The credit, which is only available for a maximum of six years, puts small business owners through a series of complicated “tests” to determine if they qualify and how much they will receive. Fewer than one-third of small businesses even pass the first three (of four) tests to qualify: have 25 employees or less, provide health insurance, and pay 50% of the cost of that insurance.

        More importantly, the credit is temporary, but health-care cost increases are permanent. When the credit ends, small businesses will be left paying full price. They’ll also be forced to deal with all sorts of new taxes, fees and mandates buried in this 2,000-page law.”

        Your response to Uh Uh is over simplified and misrepresents real dollars. This bill will be costly and I am waiting to see who really is going to be the one’s to pay before I minimize the impact it will have on myself or anybody else.

    • Nanea says:

      You know what has ruined the US?

      Millionaires and corporations that don’t pay taxes, starting a war that cost trillions (not mentioning thousands of lost lives, broken souls, bodies, families), corrupt lobbyists that siphon money off of good causes – and last, but not least, treating health as a commodity – not as a basic human right, the way civilized nations in Europe have done for more than a hundred years.

      • DreamyK says:

        Co-signed. What a wonderful day it is for all the poor, minority, children, elderly and disenfranchised to finally get medical coverage. So full of happy. Thank you Supreme Court. Everyone gets a chance to sit at the table now.

      • TG says:

        You forgot to mention our lousy education system that is only focused on some stupid test. It would be better if students are taught how to think.

    • Issa says:

      Read about history instead of learning it from Fox and right-wing books. A minority always, always believes when new progressive ideas are passed its the end of the USA. During the 30’s there were assassination attempts, vitriolic rhetoric, over the New Deal. When Medicaid and Medicare were passed people used the same language you just used, its the end…its the end….When the civil rights act was passed, some people actually believes it was the end of good ole USA. Its not the end of the USA and a small minority of Americans no matter what the policy is, always gets their arses up in the air and yell at the top of the lungs, its the end….the end…No its not, and stop over-exaggerating

    • Issa says:

      ..and if you do decide to chew lead paint, at least you will have insurance to cover it.

    • The Original Mia says:

      Don’t know if you’ve been diagnosed, but that’s called Pica. And since it’s a pre-existing condition, you will be able to get insurance. Yay!

    • lucy2 says:

      Kolby’s mention of Medicaid prompted me to look it up. From what I can tell, the bill expands Medicaid to all non-elderly Americans with incomes below 133% of the poverty line. For a single person, that’s roughly $15K/year. For your son who has been out of work, he should be eligible.
      I’m not thrilled by the idea of mandates and fines – though I understand the reasoning behind it – but I think there’s a lot of good things in there that could hopefully help people like your son who are in a tough spot.

      • Annie says:

        Where is all the money coming from for the added Medicaid, etc? All this needs to be funded. Health care costs and insurance premiums will continue to rise for the middle class peons like me

  22. Jessica says:

    Something about him reminds me of Andrew Shue from Melrose Place.. anyone agree or am I cray cray??? lol

  23. Lisa says:

    More Cyndi Lauper posts, please! Love her to bits.

  24. Camille (The original) says:

    Meh. He does nothing for me. And in that pic with that model he looks short, so that’s a double meh from me. More for you gals though :).

  25. Spaniard says:

    God, Ryan Lochte is the most handsome athlete I’ve ever seen, hope he kicks ass in London.

  26. SaftD says:

    His body is hot but his face is ‘meh’

  27. Marissa says:

    Oh hey, Ryan Lochte, my crotch would like a word with you. Also, I hate Jessica Biel and her perfect ass…bitch. And I’m still not sure whether or not Taylor Swift got bolt ons or not. Selena’s extensions are cute, though.

  28. TG says:

    Yes Ryan is hot. Can’t stand Phelps, though I do admire his nature ability and hard work but I think he is a grade A jerk so Lochte all the way for me baby. I know swimmers where those ridiculous uniforms to prevent drag or whatever but I miss the speedos for the men and the cute suits for the ladies. Who wants to see a woman in a unitard? I live a man with no hair on his chest. I miss that hot backstroker Aaron Peirsol, now there is a hot guy. Go Ryan! Can’t wait for the Olympics!!!

  29. Meanchick says:

    Oh Lawd! Have mercy!

  30. pato says:

    I drool over him since last Olympics. but he needs to keep his mouth shut.

  31. efwcheryl says:

    You need to do a HGF featuring the Olympic Men…have you seen the water polo team in their speedos? That is how you want a man to look wearing a speedo!