It’s been a while since I covered some Kardashian stuff? I apologize (not really). I was one of the people in the mid-Atlantic who lost power and I’m still recovering! But it’s nice to know that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West never change. They’re in Paris for Fashion Week. Because Kanye is High Fashion and by God, he’s going to make Kim into his MUSE y’all. These are photos of Kimye at the Stephane Roland Haute Couture show yesterday, and then they did a costume change and went to Givenchy later on in the afternoon.
The Roland appearance is Kim in the black dress with the giant white boob-flower. The Givenchy appearance is Kim in those (kind of amazing) pants. You know Kanye styled her. And while I still don’t think Kim looks GOOD, per se, I think Kanye has been improving her style slightly. She’s been wearing more “Hey, that’s not terribly unflattering” stuff. I think the Givenchy outfit in particular is very flattering on her – you can see her small waist, and it’s a very slendering outfit in general. As for Kim’s face…well, she still looks pretty ‘Toxed to me. And her hair isn’t helping matters. But whatever, that’s her face now.
Meanwhile, Us Weekly had this bizarre little story about Kimye:
Kim Kardashian is totally dialed in to boyfriend Kanye West. In fact, she’s the only one who has his phone number! West, 35, “doesn’t like to be tied down by technology,” says a source, and didn’t have a cell phone before falling for Kardashian.
“It frustrated Kim,” adds the inside. “She has to call him through a bodyguard.”
But West recently caved and got a secret phone. Says a source, “He only uses it for Kim!”
[From Us Weekly, print edition]
Er. I thought Kanye was always tweeting and sending d-ck photos to girls? And he does that without a phone? Yeah, right. More like “Kanye wouldn’t give Kim his real cell number and he just bought a completely new phone to handle all of his Kardashian bidness.” Right?
Meanwhile, Kim covers the new issue of InStyle UK. You can see the cover here – it’s meh. In the interview, Kim basically admits that she’s already planning her wedding to Kanye: “I’ve always believed in love… I haven’t always been so lucky, but I still do believe in it.. I loved this person, it just wasn’t the right situation for me. I try to hold my head up high and live my life… I’ve always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head.” So… Kimye wedding. But don’t you think Kim will probably get knocked up first? I do.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
I’m so happy for them both. They are like perfect match made in heaven. These are the most talented, beautiful, and inspiring people out there at the moment. Their wedding will be the highlight of the year. Can’t wait.
Two fame-whoring peas in a paparazzi-made pod.
a very lavishly decorated pod
Kanye is also planning a wedding to Kim. I read this morning that Kanye West gave Kim the same $34,000.00 gold skull statue that he gave JayZ for father’s day, except Kim’s had diamonds on it. Also, Kim’s statue was engraved with the initials “KKW” which stands for Kim Kardashian West.
Serial marry-er, this one.
definitely a “serial marry-er”. She was dating Ray-J while still married to her first husband, and now she’s doing the same thing by dating Kanye while still married to Kris. There’s no way she’s going to let go of Kanye, he is giving her entry into the A-list world, something she couldn’t do on her own…unless George Clooney comes knocking, no way she’s breaking up with Kanye. He may however end up breaking up with her (he’s known to cheat on his girlfriends)…wonder how she would handle it…probably bash him on her show just like she did to Reggie.
serial marry-er is an apt description. doesn’t this remind you of JLo?
@ Nicole…
I jolly well hope that comment was meant as sarcasm. I really, really hope. If so, I applaud your sense of irony. If not, I think I just sicked up in my mouth a litte.
It has to be lol. There’s no way she’d be serious!
Are you on crack?
“I’m so happy for them both. They are like perfect match made in heaven. These are the most talented, beautiful, and inspiring people out there at the moment. Their wedding will be the highlight of the year. Can’t wait.”
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Yea your right! Totally made for each other! The 2 biggest assholes on the planet are now together! Awesome! Their wedding will be the biggest highlight of the year. Kim in another big expensive designer dress spending more on her wedding then some people with ever make in their entire lives and Kanye probably walking down the aisle with his interpretation of jesus christ like on that magazine cover (the nerve!)
These 2 don’t deserve to exist. Ridiculous
And also…. WTF gives with the hair Kim??????
Woah. Kim’s face is looking rough in these new pics. She really needs to stop messing with her face and the crazy lasering of her hairline to make it into an alien-esque/wig hairline.
right?!- I actually thought she looked kind of like octo-mom in some shots- truly frightening…
yes! OCTOMOM! Kim looks more like Octomom every day. Sick.
Despite the surgery, sometimes she looks really good (I know, I know). This is not one of those days.
Not really realted, but I was watching an episode of her show and she started crying (over her ex, when they were in NYC and he was knocking on the door). It was hilarious watching her try to cry. Her face is so frozen and her lips are so huge she could barely cry.
I really see the resemblance to Kris Jenner in these photos also, not a good thing. Normally I do begrudgingly find Kim superficially attractive despite the general hideousness. But here, yikes.
Wow, I thought the same thing, in that first pix she looks like octomom, yuk!
Horrifying!! And very Kris Jenner-ish.
I’m glad someone said something! Her face is rough – and not the normal ‘tox rough. And I totally agree about the hairline and the horrible hairstyle doesn’t help that mess.
Seriously–this is the most frozen I’ve ever seen her, and that’s really saying something.
I don’t think she can close her eyes..
Those extensions! Gah. check out the first pic on Lainey – why she would slick her hair back to show them is beyond me.
http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/23977/Photo-Assumption-Beyonce-and-Kanye%E2%80%99s-gf-at-BET-Awards
I think she is doing drugs maybe cocaine.
So jacked her eyes are starting to look weird, a mix of wonk eye and ceiling eyes and she’s not even 35 yet!!
The hair looks dirty and greasy. Yuck!
She might want to have someone take a look at the growth on her shoulder.
I was thinking it looks like a facsimile of the apparitions they create on “My Ghost Story”, materializing out of her pocket.
The white flower dress would be so much better with just a plain, fitted skirt-way too much going on with the slit and the ruffle. But tasteful would be too much to hope for with her. And another wedding-just no.
It looks like she’s got a gigantic albino vagina on her chest.
ha^3!
Jackson gets credit for my first LOL on this site!
and there’s 2 minutes of my life that I will never get back, can’t believe I clicked on and am now commenting on this crap..
But here goes, pants aren’t bad but the shirt is awful. And it looks like someone “squeezed the charmin” that in turn threw up on Kim’s shoulder..that’s all I got
Sure. She said somewhere that she wanted, like, eleven ex-husband or something (she’s probably after the Guinness). And I’ll bet you they will all be named something that starts with K. You watch.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they elope somewhere (I’m sure they would make it sound very romantic) so they can say: see, it’s all about our love and not a big wedding like Kim’s last fiasco. THEN, they will end up throwing a huge celebration of their wedding which they will say if because family and friends wanted it and will have the big ceremony (for their friends, not because they needed it) and sell that to the tabs and make a zillion bucks. Then she’ll get pregnant immediately and that’ll keep her on the covers of all the magazines for the next few years. I can so see it.
You are correct!
I worry how two prima donnas can make a marriage work. You need more than love to last longterm. Can either one of them be selfless? I don’t know.
I think Kim can be “fake selfless”. Even if she married him and “took a back seat” to his career, she’d still be in California, and trailing behind him in the spotlight, looking “fake demure”. That’s all she wants.
Interesting how she’s wearing her hair behind her ears so much lately…trying to look more innocent?
These two are perfect for each other. They are both so totally egotistical. Their bedroom is probably all mirrors so they can watch themselves constantly.
That’s what I meant by “fake demure”, above.
Ugh.
Kanyesus… My love for you is on hiatus until you stop dating these ratchet broads. First Amber Rose now Kim Kardashian. I can’t handle it.
As for Kim, she’s such a motherf*cking non factor but her style has taken a turn for the worse since she stated dating Kanye. Slicked back hairstyles never look good and that black dress is just tragic. I won’t even get into taking about her face… I’d be here forever. She looks so different.
I bet she thinks Blue Ivy will be her flower girl at her wedding. I would love to see the Beyhive’s overreaction to that. They’d throw her into a pool of battery acid before they let that happen.
“Tragic” is a perfect word for her style. Never have I seen so many weird outfits as the ones she digs up.
Her face… Tons of make-up but she doesn’t look happy either. She seems out of it.
She does seem somewhat sedated.
Maybe she is. I also think her hair is weird, it’s like she does the mascara dye, where you do touch-ups .. But she looks more than her age.
I wouldn’t be surprised (that Kim seems out of it/sedated)… Remember this story from a few months ago?
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/05/kim-kardashian-pills-khloe-worried-new-report
I see zero chemistry between these two. Like everything else Kardassian, it’s fake.
Also? Kim loves plastic surgery. Kanye’s mom died from it. That’s a deal breaker.
Paper-bag-waist pants are not the look for a woman with wide hips.
I have been analyzing her “look”. I think that the black pants are rather flattering. Her problem is that her bust is huge and saggy and seems to have gone south. Which makes me think that her bust is real. Imagine her with a normal perkier and smaller chest and she would seem years younger. As it is, she is looking matronly, no matter what she wears. Re: her makeup – I think she is wearing much less lately.
sassy: i concur, her breasts r probably the only ‘real’ thing abt her and they r really going south…
Wow. It’s a marriage revolving door for this woman. I see her as a Kate Hudson. In desparate need for a man and willing to marry anyone that will have her. Sad.
Someone needs to be her friend and tell her this hairstyle does nothing for her. And, is she not allowed to smile anymore? These do not look like two people newly in love.
she probably can’t smile anymore w all that ‘tox in her face.
I loved Kim’s dress and hair . I love Kim and Kanye together . They really get each other. I’m super happy for them. Hell I love All the Kardashians .So I’m NOT gonna say anything bad about them . 😀
So i saw Kim on Oprah and she wasn’t catface. And she didn’t have those ridiculous fake eyelashes she usually sports day and night. Her eyes had their natural almond shape on Oprah. She was gorgeous, younger-looking. I said I bet Kanye has had on effect on her looking better. She’s still catfaced sometimes, just not as often. Sure enough, her make-up artist stated as much about Kanye liking Kim’s look more natural.
Kim’s face looks better. I think she is probably tired/jetlagged looking in these pictures. However, since she has been with Kanye she looks better. Less makeup, less extensions, etc.
Mark my words!!! This relationship is nothing but PR BS (That’s public relations bullsh-t for those who don’t know). In another month or less, we’ll read about how KK is broken hearted when she caught Kanye boning Taylor Swift after a Justin Beiber concert.
It’s just another wheel in KK’s endless PR hamster cage (again, PR is “public relations” and there really is no hamster cage, that’s just what is called a euphemism).
Gee @Rita, thank you for explaining your post to us idiots, never would have been able to figure it out. Oh, btw (by the way just in case I need to tell you) that was sarcasm.
LOL.
I agree with Rita. Total PR.
LOL Rita, and thanks. I needed the laugh this morning.
Kim needs to find more attractive hamsters…the previous one looked like Frankenstein, and Kanye is no better.
Actually Rita, you are using the term “hamster cage” as a metaphor for PR, not a euphamism. Try to be conversant with all the terms you use yourself before explaining to us what commonly used words mean in case we are too stupid to know.
Why wouldn’t she marry him? They seem like a match made in heaven. And I love talking about them and rolling my eyes at them, so for selfish snark reasons, I hope they’re together forever.
It amazes me how she always walks with her head up high and has zero shame that the whole world has seen her naked and doing “other things”. She looks different because her make-up is minimalistic, no contouring done. She changes her “look” with each boyfriend she has…like she doesn’t know who she is and just let’s others control her. And sorry, it’s not a good thing to fantasize about marrying every guy you’ve dated…come on. I still don’t believe she bought Kanye that Lambo, I think he paid for it and let people think she paid for it (just to make her look better). Afterall, Kanye is trying to improve Kim’s image right? Seems that way.
Oh please, Kanye loves twitter…he rants on it all the time. You really think he doesn’t have a phone? And didn’t Amber Rose say she read steamy text messages from Kim to Kanye while they were still dating and that’s why she knows Kanye cheated on her with Kim???
Yeah! And there’s a really funny Aziz Ansari bit where Aziz talks about hanging out with Kanye which would seem to disprove K not having a cell phone…but I guess it could be the bodyguard’s…
WHAT is that hair? It looks like she just got out of the shower! Her hair is one of the best (and yes, fake) things about her. Why do THAT to it?
What is going on with her face? It looks puffy. Has he gotten her addicted to something? Reminds me of Jessica Simpson and John Mayer. After Jessica’s divorce, she kinda entered a “dark period”. Her hair is pretty minus the extensions, but not slicked back. Sorry
I don’t like the slick hairstyle she has been sporting lately. However, I do like how she looks and tries something else.
I know most of you will disagree.. but I kinda like Kimmie. And I wish her and Kanye the best.
OH..FOR..THE..LOVE..OF..GOD!
Seems like ever since she started dating Kanye, she has A LOT more free time on her hands. What happened to her “career”…you know the one she talked about while married to Kris…the one she had to live in LA for? All she does now is watch Kanye in concert and hold his hand at whatever event he is invited to. Is THIS her new “career”? Does she call this work? The Kardashians always talk about being such “hard workers” but which one of them actually works hard, better yet, which one of them actually works?
By the way, I can’t stand how she walks around with that look on her face as if she’s royalty and highly respected, she is so out of touch with everything.
I don’t see the “royalty” expression you guys are talking about. To me, she looks very insecure. Like she knows she’s hated and that her fame is disappearing. That people say she’s fat, kat-faced, trashy and that she’s not viewed to be as hot as she thought she was.
Yes! She couldn’t make it to her step-brother’s wedding because of work but she seems to be able to fly to Europe every other week. I thought it was so disrespectful to Bruce that none of the Kardashian kids could make it to his son’s wedding. Yet they claim family above everything.
From what I surmised, her step-brother didn’t want Kim, Kourtney or Khloe there and only invited his half-sisters since they actually share a dad. The groom seems low-key and probably didn’t even want Pimp Mama Kris there.
From what I surmised, her step-brother didn’t want Kim, Kourtney or Khloe there and only invited his half-sisters since they actually share a dad.
YES! I was just thinking the same thing!!! She was always so adamant about work, work, work, day and night…
all she does now is parade w/ kw holding hands and letting him play Barbie Doll dress up
Did kanye convince her to do her own hair and make-up ??? Kanye is trying soooo hard to make her look classy. Look at the expression on her face, she really truly believes she’s royalty. What a joke. I think people would like her more if she was real about how she got famous and stop acting like her “talent” got her where she is.
If she shows up in one of his videos or songs, it is THE END for Kanye’s career.
maybe E network can use the same footage from Kim’s last wedding and just place Kanye’s face over Kris’s?
HA! What a great suggestion! Super-imposing Kanye’s head on the previous groom would be a great money-saving idea–since these are very frugal people who don’t believe in wasting millions of dollars. Or, the CGI geniuses could have such fun morphing Kris & Kanye together into a medium-sized groom-bot.
If they did that, I might want to make some popcorn & watch the show. But probably not.
‘ye’s looking good. her face is busted tho.
She has become so unattractive. And she looks very unhappy and depressed. I still call BS on this relationship. And it’s like she doesn’t have the “career” she used to and isn’t getting that many jobs because all she does is follow him around to his events. I think this was pimp mamma Kris’ Ace card and it’s not having the impact they were hoping. She looks more vacant and empty than ever. I admit I’m quite enjoying this downward spiral. Eventually, she will fade into oblivion. Without talking about yet another wedding and marriage, she really has nothing else.
What it must have been like for her, sitting at the BET awards surrounded by people who were winning awards for actually having talent. something she’ll never know.
This is her chance to win the famwhore lottery, because at a certain point her reality fame is going to end, she has learned something, thanks to her ex bff Paris Hilton.
Her new career plan is to get married (or pregnant) to a real A-list, that’s why she is following him everywhere.
co-sign. Plus Kanye seems really into her, so he might be stupid enough to marry her.
Marrying and having kids from him, and then maybe get divorced, will make her stay relevant for at least the next 5-15 years. He´s a really talented and rich musician and will be around for a long time. Just imagine how she could pimp out their kids.
I’m calling BS on this. They thought it would be a match made in pR heaven, Kanye gets a new beard, as Kat-face tries to kling to her 15 minutes that are tick tick ticking away…create gossip, yada yada soforth and so on. She knows her time is coming. He could care less bc even though he is a douche, he has talent which led him to fame. Kim is grasping at straws…or bearding contracts.
Isn’t she still married?
You don’t honestly think she’d let a little thing like marriage stand in the way of her fame-whoring game, do you? 😉
LOL 🙂
Sorry, I think Kanye is doing all of this for attention. He loves it and he knows KimmyCakes brings the attention wherever she goes. He was already hitting it, so he did’t need to pull her into his orbit unless there was a motive. I wouldn’t be surprised if they came out with their own reality show. By the way, her face looks bad. She’s looking like her mom these days, old and desperate.
I think Kim has such a curvy figure that dressing kind “sexy” fit her. Although I like the clothes she is wearing now they just don’t fit her body type.
Since it will be awhile till she can get a divorce to remarry, i think she will get pregnant. I mean, look how pregnancy helped Nicole Richie redeem herself?
Really, she plans a wedding in her head with every boyfriend? Isn’t that usually about the time a restraining order is issued? Seriously, and someone needs to remind the idiot that SHE IS STILL LEGALLY MARRIED. So, planning her next wedding right now… maybe not so much.
This is so sudden our agreement to marry although.. I just wasn’t expecting it.. uh, so long ago, I knew, wasn’t the right time.. but now is and of course Kris.. came along and I wanted his kids.. but uh.. I wasn’t sure.. you know..oops..
What’s wrong with her eyes? It’s like she can’t close them. She’s all bug-eyed. Freak!
What is with her eyes? They are more glazed than a dunkin doughnut. Is she medicated? I mean seriously. Last few months she has seemed out of it. I just cant with the both of them. Planning her wedding and she hasnt even got a divorce yet. Beyonce her maid of honor. Maybe Beyonce let her borrow her special pillow for her first baby.
She tries to hold her head up high?? Puke, gag, gross. Don’t bother.
so my hunch was correct
CB you’re starting to deter me with all of these KKK articles…seriously now
Ewww! she’s got a wonky eye from botox! She looks horrid. These pictures make me wish she was wearing 5 tons of makeup instead of wearing her mom’s mask. Go away, wonky eye! And those stupid lips… No. Just… no.
Hmmm…Kimmy Kay actually looks a little better dressed like this, in these photos. She simply cannot dress herself, so the other K is helping her out.
The most important thing for this empty-headed couple is the shared “K” initial–I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a requirement! A wedding, though? Each of them has rather a short attention span….
bitchin’ clear/blk pointy shoes! me likey 😀
Kim need to get her life straight and don’t think about marriage right now
Shes not happy bc she’s entering a world where she’s out of her league…. Fashion world with models half her age and the elite… It’s killing her narcissism.
Yes. You’re so right! She could never have done this on her own — you know attend high end shows in Paris. Kanye has done it for her, like he did for all his “girls” remember Amber Rose? She went from being a Philly stripper to sitting front row at fashion shows with Kanye! Point is, Kanye have done for Kim, what her fame whoring couldn’t do for her, and know she isn’t happy bc everyone in the fashion elite want nothing to do with her, and she isnt getting attention, she is just a +1 for a super famous rapper. And she is just a wannabe that got money and fame from a porno tape. And also I think she is unhappy bc she is so insecure, she needs her fake long extensions and she caked on make up to hide under, and Mr Kanye isn’t allowing that LMAOOOO!! OH its too good! Yesterday she blogged about missing her “glam” she is and feels like she is at the bottom of the food chain with the fashion elite!!! BIG TACKY SLORE what she is, and enjoys being!
Her face looks worse than ever. Fug-o.
These pics remind me of the saying “the lights are one, but no one’s home.” She’s like that mannequin in the episode of the Twilight Zone that gets to be free for a day (ha TZ marathon on right now). I avoid anything involving either one of these two egos, but I opened the post b/c I knew there would be snark. 🙂
Yikes…”on!”
They deserve each other.
I don’t think those pants are meant for curvy girls. I am interested in what she put in her air to make it stay back like that. I might actually be willing to put something other than a ponytail holder in my hair.
Of course she will get pregnant. Kanye is the best she will ever get in her fame whoring game.
I just can’t decide which is worse – her awful taste in men or her awful taste in clothing?
I can’t with her hair. I can’t with most things Kardashian, but why the hell does she need to slick (er..grease it?) back and tuck behind the ears. Sloppy, greasy, Not sure what era that would be from. All outfits awful. Sure she’s not fat, but when someone wears very unflattering clothing in the interest of being “high fashion”…all we get is marshmallow in a piggy bank.
“marshmallow in a piggy bank”
LOVE it!! 😀
Sweet Jay-sus…that Givenchy is delicious!!!
Is ANOTHER wedding rrreeaaalllyyy what this girl needs? Hasn’t she tarnished the sanctity of marriage (for her) enough already? Has she not learned her lesson?
“I’ve always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head.” – SO DON’T RUSH INTO MARRIAGE!! Dufhfhghgh!
Dude #1-ran away to Vegas with and got married
Dude #2- The Hump
Does she really need #3? – a douche?
She looks Kreepy lately
She looks Kreepy lately.
She looks Krappy lately
My bet is she will get pregnant and at least try to force him to marry her. Cause you know a girl as classy as Kim wouldn’t have a baby out of wedlock. I think they are using each other and are both enjoying the attention. Kim looks like a dummy her face is so tight I bet she is afraid of smiling or she will crack. Her hair is bad and the clothes are awful. I don’t exactly see Kanye high fashion or a grade except in the jack a** category. He will cheat, she will be sad but will get a tonne cash it’s a win win for Kim K.
Do you think Kanye ever says to Kim “Imma gonna let you finish”? I can’t bear to imagine the stoopid conversations these two would have. Total PR crap.
West, 35, “doesn’t like to be tied down by technology,”- except by his use of AutoTune. lol
And those pants are HIDEOUS!! We must not be seeing the same thing, cuz those bad boys look like Mom-jeans….
Can’t wait for the stories leaking by the Kardashian when this doesn’t work out and Kanye is “abusing” Kim.
Uhhh….does anyone else notice that her face is starting to look disturbingly like Octomom’s?
I just threw up ALOT in my mouth.
Who had the worst pop career? Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton? http://tinyurl.com/7fe4wmw
So would she elope & have baby Kanye right away lol. I can almost see it happen. I don’t know what has gotten into me, but they do seem very alike!
Is their Fashion Brand out yet? It all fits with the K plan ;0
She looks like Hell. No offense, Hell.