I was travelling yesterday to visit family. Of course I overestimated my ability to blog that day and should have said something to you guys about it.

I’ll be around next week until Wednesday, and will be travelling on Thursday and Friday to visit my family in America, also known as shopping heaven.

There’s news that Lindsay wanted to celebrate her sobriety record with a drink. She can start over again next year and let us know when she reaches a month.

– Lindsay Lohan went a whole eight days without drinking and wanted to celebrate with a big ‘ol martini [CelebWarship]
– Lindsay Lohan’s boobs make her armpits look fat [Egotastic]
– Contributing writer at Celebitchy, White Trash Mom, is getting a book! [White Trash Mom]
– A really unwelcome celebrity vag slip: Courtney Love (NSFW, but thankfully not high res) [Socialite’s Life]
– Christian Slater had a lot of work done [yeeeah]
– Teri Hatcher and her daughter get some ice cream. Sometimes I wish I lived in California [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Paris Hilton says she’s been celibate for six or seven months. Britney doesn’t count. [Agent Bedhead]
– Diane Sawyer interview with Matt Damon and Angelina Jolie. Too much hotness at once [ICYDK]
– Models grabbing themselves [CityRag]
– Who is wearing a wedding gown and kissing a fireman? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Nicole Richie comes out from under her blanket to score some swag [Mollygood]
– Moory Christmas from Mariah [Haute Gossip]
– Kim Kardashian also makes an appearance in the name of jewelry [Bastardly]
– Britney Spears needs a reality check and some clothing [Derek Hail]
– That sorority chick who bragged about making out with Vince Vaughn says she’s sorry for her tell-all e-mail, but she took her blog down right after that [Junkiness]
– Prince William graduated as an army lieutenant [Gabsmash]
– Brad Pitt dances around in a suit in a beer commercial [DListed]
– Beyonce should stop letting her mother dress her [Janet Charlton]
– The creepiest Wiggles video you’ll ever see [Chic Mommy]
– Miss USA is going to get dethroned for “inappropriate behavior” including drinking a lot and not showing up to smile and hawk stuff [Hollywood Tuna]
– Selma Blair tries to bring back the asymmetric butch haircut I had in the 8th grade (It was the 80s) [Gossip or Truth]
– Liza Minelli had her eyebrows tattooed on [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]