Will Ferrell pitches a Twihard fit on “Conan” and calls Kristen Stewart a “trampire.” Dude is working it so hard here. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Jennifer Aniston and her nips are out in full force on set. [LaineyGossip]
Joss Whedon is selling out with another contemporary remake. [Pajiba]
Cameron Diaz beats the heat & shows off her stems. [Pop Sugar]
Gabby Douglas, Olympic gold medalist, is getting crap for her hair. [Jezebel]
Khloe Kardashian is not a fan of 50 Shades of Grey. [Celebuzz]
Kate Upton and her rack do a barely-clothed magazine spread. [The Blemish]
Rashida Jones is adorable but needs a new stylist. [Go Fug Yourself]
Jessica Alba really does have some great casual style. [Popoholic]
Jenna Jameson officially endorses Mitt Romney, who must be thrilled. [The Frisky]
Nicki Minaj still dresses funky, has a secret squirrel recording session. [Bossip]
Taylor Momsen is still flashing the girls onstage, and it’s getting old. [Yeeeah]
Scarlett Johansson is paranoid & won’t use a cell phone now. [Celebslam]
Pauly D. made $11 million last year – just as a DJ. [CDAN]
Victoria Beckham gives a spicy Olympic sneak peek. [OMG Blog]
Courtney Stodden: More details on her reality show. [Evil Beet]
Olivia Wilde and other hot celebrity vegans. [A Socialite Life]
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet
Forget Jennifer Annistons nips…her face is looking rough in this movie!
Trampire! I love Will!
That’s hilarious! I thought some fan of “True Blood” would have come up with that first
still laughing…wonder if RPatz and KStew are?
The clip was HILARIOUS!! Well done Will.
+1!!
That’s what the NY Post first called her when the story broke two weeks ago.
The NY Daily News called her a Vamp Tramp.
Will wasn’t making fun of Kristen or Rob. He was showing the over the top twilight fans how ridiculous they look.You go Will,loved it!
Will is a silly genius! Just love his take on this Twilight tragedy.
I wonder how the Twilighters will respond. I don’t think they will be amused.
I don’t see why Aniston’s nip are forever showing. And it is super hot in NC. But I guess it’s her trade mark. And she looks fine just looks her age. Not 20 years younger like her fans say. Nothing wrong with looking your age.
Weird I thought Cameron was in London filming The Counselor. Boy celebs get around quickly.
Um, how can she control her nips? She’s in a role, in a costume, on set. Does she sit tweaking them with ice-blocks before emerging from her trailer? That Must be it! LOL.
Actually (and I apologise for this), “nipple tweaker” and “nipple icer” are filled positions on movie sets.
@ the original bellaluna: are you serious?! People actually get PAID to do that??? Not to sound like a complete cretin, but this might take a while for me to wrap my head around, yeesh.
Gabby kicks ass. There’s nothing wrong with her hair. End of story.
Amen! She has accomplished so much, and is so incredibly talented. The fact that she is a gorgeous girl with an amazing smile is just icing on the cake, but she would be worthy of our admiration no matter what she looks like.
Seriously. She worked her ass off and deserves her gold medals. Yay USA! Her appearance is completely irrelevant to her achievement. She’s got a beautiful smile, though.
Shallow people need to shut up and sit the hell down. There’s no pleasing them, anyway.
Could anyone care to explain what is the fuss with Gabby’s hair? She is very pretty and charismatic.
In my country there are not so many black people, but there are a few, and there are lots of people with frizzy, very curly hair. They deal with it, cut it, wear it natural, iron it, etc. but it is not a social mark or anything not to iron it or whatever.
What’s the deal?
I must be blind, cos I did notice anything wrong with her hair, I guess I was to busy watching in awe this 16 year old pull such brilliant movements. By the way trying the same moves at home is not advised, the potentional to cause yourself injury is high, especially on hardwood floor.
ha ha, try one of the moves yourself? were you in socks?
All those hateful bitches ragging on Gabby’s hair are probably fat ugly cows wearing busted weaves.
Did you hear her victory comment? “It’s a win-win. All the glory goes up to God and all his blessings fall down on me.”
I am so proud of this girl!
LMMFAO @ ‘fat ugly cows’ 😆
I didn’t even know b*tches were takin’ shots a Gabzloscious! whatevs…she A-N-D her ‘beady-bead, buck shots’ (from Martin, i kid) is laughing all the way to the bank & into the history books. Snnnap! 😉
Congrats to her & our USA gymnastic team! U-S-A, U-S-A!!! 8)
Ugh. Those will be the same people complaining about someone else someday, “well, she cured cancer, but her thighs are kinda chunky”. It’s gross, and sad, that after what Gabby did, some people are focusing on her hair – which I saw nothing wrong with.
Gabby was awesome, and I was floored by how mature, gracious, and composed she was during the whole thing. I’m twice her age and I would have been a bawling mess. She rocks.
+1
I really don’t see what’s the problem. She’s a black girl, and that usually means her hair isn’t straight. So what? She rocked her routines. Oh and got the gold.
And her hair seems kept to me, same as other girls in the competition, locked in place. It’s a flowing around is it? So she’s not wearing a “granny” bun like a ballerina. She wasn’t the only one, lots of them in ponytails. /shrug. What the hell do I know?
This.
Complaining about her hair seems pretty racist to me. That’s what black women look like naturally, so whiners should take a seat and shut their talentless mouths.
@flan: It was black women complaining about her hair. Go figure.
@Janet – I know, right? I am heartened by the fact that wherever I see this “issue” come up 99% of people are just like…Gabby is an amazing, talented, poised young woman, and her hair looks perfectly fine! I can’t even with these people…
No matter what a woman accomplishes, in America she’ll always be attacked for her appearance.
Example: A Russian sharpshooter (who had killed 200+ Germans) came to the USA during the war and all some reporters could ask her was why she didn’t wear a proper skirt. The Russian was really baffled by that.
I hadn’t heard that women were b*tching about her hair. WTF? Have they been b*tching about Serena William’s hair, too?? She’s wearing it huge, curly and natural and it looks awesome! (Altho she should ditch the giant gold lame scrunchie…)
LOL. Will is pretty hit and miss for me but this was hilarious.
Twihards are mad about it and I couldn’t ask for more. Twihard tears are so refreshing. This scandal couldn’t have happene to a better fanbase.
The link about Gabby and her hair pisses me off so much. Instead of being proud that she brought home a medal for your country, people are pressed about her hair. God forbid a black girl isn’t rocking a long, blonde, wavy weave whilst she competes in the Olympics. Such bullsh*t. I swear a black woman could cure aids and save a baby from a burning tree but it wouldn’t matter because her edges are a bit rough.
Ugh.
THIS.
+1000000000
Twihard tears are tastier than ice cold lemonade on a hot summer day.
That’s exactly what I am drinking right now and I almost spilled it when I saw this video, hahaha. Well done Will!!
You are so very well spoken! So unfortunately true : /
I’ve watched that clip a few times today, hilarious every single time. To me, this is Will at his funniest…
And that link about Gabby bums me out, she is a spectacular gymnast, the best in the world and that should be all that matters. And even though I already knew she had won, I still stayed up late just to see her smile when it was all over..
For a man who is an adult and has a daughter, calling Kristen a Trampire is just wrong. Karma is a bitch.
he’s making fun of us (bloggers) & Twihards who are going ballistic over this whole mishegoss. i have a sense of humor & can laugh at myself so, i think its hilarious. 😉
LQTM…
Well, he’s a comedian. They make fun of everybody since they’re equal opportunity insulters. To them, scandal is pure comedy gold. The jokes write themselves.
Kristen is getting karma for her bad decision. He’s right about her, too. And Rupert Sanders is a werewhore.
Will doesn’t have a daughter. Although Rupert Sanders does.
And Karma doesn’t tend to bother with comedians telling it like it is!
I thought Will DID have a daughter. The little girl in the video about her rent check??? (Somehow a name that starts with “P” comes to mind…No?)
Then again, I’m old!
Nope that is Adam McKay’s daughter. Adam is actually Will’s writing partner and directed some of his movies. They founded Funny or Die.
As my mother said, if you don’t want people to talk about you, then don’t do it.
Sorry I wasn’t interested in this gossip but I did watch this clip and it’s hysterical.
@DoMaJoReMc
Pearl!
I’ve watched that video many a time.
Perfect comment Tapioca. Sanders should be ashamed of himself.
There is such a thing as being too PC for words. Lighten up! It’s a good message to teach kids. Not to take themselves too seriously.
Will doesn’t have a daughter. The little girl in the landlord video is Adam McKay’s daughter.
there are actors who have children and play child rapists. nothing wrong with that, its art. some people can see the difference. not everything a comedian says is connect to his own beliefs.
will ferrell doesnt care one bit about kristen, if she is a cheater or the coolest girl in the world. he just mocks the twihard fans.
Exactly! He’s making fun of the Twi-hard meltdown and it’s frikkin hilarious!!!!! Some people just don’t get it.. my local news station is pretty much convinced he’s a Twi-hard *shakes head*
Exactly! He’s making fun of the Twi-hard meltdown and it’s frikkin hilarious!!!!! Some people just don’t get it.. my local news station is pretty much convinced he’s a Twi-hard
Exactly! He’s making fun of the Twi-hard meltdown and it’s friggin hilarious!!!!! Some people just don’t get it.. my local news station is pretty much convinced he’s a Twi-hard
He’s not laughing at Kristen Stewart here, trust me.
Exactly, lol.
I agree!
They’ve been playing this on the radio all morning. I love it!! Will with Conan is just awesomeness!
not a fan of Ferrell but in this one he nails it.
“i dont know if there is something i could have done to have prevented it.” thats so spot on.
Trampire!!!! LOL!!!! Love it!
OMG! LMAO! I love that man! Will is genius-what I wouldn’t give just have dinner with him for an hour!
When I saw the Barbara Walters interview, Will came across as very mild mannered. He acts almost like a dad or accountant. My hubby said the man can’t be on all the time. Which is true but when he’s on, he’s on fire!
This is comic gold!
honey, joss is not selling out. he had been working on it before the avengers!
Yeah, I heard about this months and months ago. The article even goes on to say ‘why isn’t he selling out!?’
First tome I’ve agreed with a Kardashian…I fear now their taint will rub off on me.
As for Will…perfection, lol.
The Kristen news got old after day 3. They did it, they have to live with it, and they’re both gonna suffer as far as public opinion is concerned.
Kristin doesn’t have the personality to win over folks from this public relations nightmare and Rupert just got publicly branded as the skeezy director who will screw a teenage actress who works on set with his wife.
That was brilliant! Go Will! Best reaction to the KStew debacle ever!
Dear Gabby,
You are fabulous in every possible way. You are so fabulous that even though we knew you had won the gold, when my mom and I watched your performance we had tears in our eyes because we were so proud you were representing America.
Thank you (and your parents and your host family!) for your hard work, dedication, intelligence and poise.
Did I mention you’re fabulous??? 🙂
Sincerely,
All the sane people
Love it.
p.s. You and your hair are beautiful. Don’t let any wing-nits dim your light. Congratulations, and we’re SO proud of you!
wing-NUTS (I think I’m suffering a brain/finger disconnect!)
Lol RHONYC, if that wasn’t an embodiment of a Twihard, I don’t know what is.
Memo to Scarlett Johansson: You can still use a cell phone. JUST STOP TAKING NAKED PICTURES WITH IT.
It’s not just the pictures, what about her emails/text messages ?
Proud of you Gabulous
I am in total awe of Gabby and loved everything about her look. Her smile lifts my heart.
my final word on Gabby…& to all the moms raising amazing children:
i just came across this link watching my youtube music vidZ, and it left me shaking in tears of J-O-Y!!!!
and to all the IGNORAMUSES that think everything is about race…it would probably make your heads explode that Gabby has FOUR white, blonde, beautiful sisters with a white, blonde ‘Olympic’ mom that, along with her bio-black family, helped her acheive her Olympic dreams.
so, in more ‘Hoe, sit down news’…racist hoes talkin’ bout bullsh*t…pls sit down & try…for your own benefit to absorb the real defining msg in this story.
MY daughter was raised by, Black, European, Asian, Latino, Native American influences and she is one of ‘the’ most well-rounded individuals i’ve ever met. her friends are Middle Eastern, Latino, Asian, Brooklyn (haha), etc.
so, for your kids…open your minds and leave these short-minded, slave mentalities alone. Madame C.J. Walker was the 1st A.A. Millionaire from inventing the ‘relaxer’. nothing wrong with that. White, Latino women worldwide have been doing things to control/relax their curls for centuries, so ease up on the critisms. beauty regimens have D*CK to do with talent, passion & drive! seriously.
they named my school after Jessie Owens, a black track & field Olympiad. no one said a f*cking thing about his hair.
that is all. 🙂
http://www.youtube.com/user/ProcterGamble/featured?v=HbhzLI-vNjE
The hair news is depressing, but it doesn’t surprise me: http://www.metro.us/newyork/sports/article/1148979–what-if-every-olympic-sport-was-photographed-like-beach-volleyball
Haha great link
That IS a great link, thanks for sharing!
That link was hilarious! As a former volleyball player who’s had to wear some pretty teeny uniforms over the years I loved it!!
He’s a horrible, repulsive actor bar none.. ruined the remake of bewitched..
You seriously had high hopes for a remake of Bewitched?
I think Will is a hilarious actor…for me it was Nicole who ruined the remake.
Pretty sure Will Ferrell’s pretend cry was inspired by that crazy Twilight obsessed Youtuber. I can’t remember her channel but she gets super emotional whenever she watches a Twilight trailer/clip and she went all “Leave Britney Alone” on the Pattinson/Stewart debacle.
That was Nutty Madame. I couldn’t watch the whole thing- she was showing more emotion than Kristin has in her entire life…. Intense. Look for nuttymadame3575 but just Nutty Madame should bring it up.
That was absolutely hilarious!
Hi namesake! Have a great weekend 🙂
*¡¡¡Waves!!!* Thank God we have capital letters to set us apart, hehehe.
Testify!
Ha! New term…trampire! KStew trampire.
I saw this ad for a bra that makes it look like your nips are always hard. It has some kind of fake nip on the outside of the cups. I’ve always assumed that’s what Aniston wears. No one has nips that stay like that naturally.
I have seen bras with built-in nipples? Is she wearing one? She adopted “that look”. All the on Friends.
She wasn’t engaged or married to Pattinson, so technically she’s free to “do” whoever she wants. The part that makes her a tramp is that she screwed a known marrieed man. She earned the “trampire” stamp at that moment.
@lia…and what about the ‘known married man’ who shamelessly broke his marriage vows and embarassed his family. Does he get off scot-free? No accountability?. Double standard when it comes to women. Team Kristen.
Hardly anyone knows or cares about Rupert, so that’s why nobody is really paying attention to him. Of course he is the one that was married, so he is the one who committed adultery. I’m a reader of his wife’s blog and was rather shocked at the news, to be honest. Anyway, Kristin gets the title of tramp because she’s more famous, was in a relationship with a famous man, the movie franchise they are in has a cult following and those followers were emotionally invested in that relationship. All of those factors together means that she will catch most of the flack.
Oh, and Rupert won’t get off scot-free. There is a good chance he’ll be seen not only as an adulterer, but as a rather pathetic man.
It’s not like these things haven’t happened before, but the pictures, the cult following that his mistress has/had, and the fact that his wife isn’t anything to sneeze at are just a few reasons why this will follow him for a while.
Thats what i always think,why is it okay for a guy to get a booty call and its a sin for a woman to get one.As far as i’m concern,that guys relationship is already ruin for awhile now,i don’t think Kristen is the first booty call he ever made,it’s like believing its just a momentary indiscretion on Kristens part.It’s just a booty call,is all.Happens all the time to any age ,married or not.It’s just a matter of getting passed through this with their respected partners,and thats their problem anymore ,not ours.
Can alba teach garner how to properly do mom casual
I’m not a super big fan of Will’s but my god that was soo funny.
Am I the only one who remembers the blinds about him boning Nikki Reed and Ashley green for years? But she’s the trampire. MKay.
I doubt many people are aware of those blinds.
Rupert wasn’t a big name until now; the news of those affairs hasn’t really hit the mainstream blogs and, therefore, isn’t wide spread information.
What a loudmouth.Sometimes this guy is funny, but most of the time, he acts manic. I wonder why he didn’t call out the older married, more experienced man for seducing a young innocent girl.
Ferrell wasn’t being serious in this clip. He was parodying a fan who put a video about the affair on Youtube not long after the scandal broke.
He may be talking about Kristin, but he’s really focusing on the fans who are overly invested in the Edward/Bella and Kristen/Robert relationships.
Also, I think you’re under estimating Kristen. I doubt she’s as innocent as you’re comment implies. She may have been seduced, or she may have seduced him, but I think it’s much more likely that they had a mutual attraction towards each other and acted on it.
Am I the only one who thinks this man is not funny?
No. I think he used to be in small skits on SNL. But I hate his solo stuff.
Trampire? I”m seeing a movie in this. It”s 18th century London and Jack the Ripper is killing “Ladies of the Evening” But he gets more than he bargains for when he tries to kill the Trampire, a working girl who happens to be a vampire. It’d be like a whole Jack the Ripper versus a vampire sort of deal.
What a face!Funny!