I have to hand it to Elisabetta Canalis. She’s working a movie premiere (Hit & Run, more on that at this link) with a dude who got famous stapling his balls to his leg and setting himself on fire and she looks more happy, comfortable and dare I say – proud – than she ever did with George Clooney. Let’s revisit photos of Elisabetta with Clooney for sh*ts and giggles.
Here she is at the Oscars with Clooney in 2010:
And at the Golden Globes in 2010:
See what I mean? She just looks awkward and like she’s trying to play a role. To be fair, I guess everyone looks uptight at these events, but I have an agenda here so go with it. These photos also remind me of how short a shelf life Clooney’s women have. 2010 is not that long ago!
So here she is with her on-again lover, Steve-O, and they look super happy and like they’re practically related. Look at their faces in this photo, they really look alike. I guess what they say about people being attracted to their facemates or something is true. Also: do you guys do a double-take like I do when you see couples who are dressed alike and look alike? I love seeing couples who are wearing the same color and style clothing and I always wonder if they did it deliberately or if it was a mistake or not.
Steve-O and Elisabetta aren’t dressed alike here, but look at them they’re practically twins if you account for her nosejob. Oh, the last we heard about these two they had broken up in April, and Elisabetta may have hooked up with Lenny Kravitz last month, but of course now they’re together again. It’s like looking in a mirror.
You know what would be awesome? If Elisabetta Canalis was pregnant with Steve-O’s daredevil baby. But it’s probably just the weird waistline on that dress, which only poofs out at certain angles.
Thanks to Popoholic for the lead!
Photo credit: Fameflynet
Good for them! I like Steve-O
And she looks so much happier!
They don’t look alike to me. They are a very odd couple, but I like them together. I am glad Steve-O got it together, but I still wouldn’t touch even his hand.
Her dress is tacky
It’s not just her dress that’s tacky.
She looks beautiful.
Beautiful to be Steve O’s lost sister.
Dang. I hate to even admit this, but Steve-O really cleans up well. He looks really nice here.
Then again, this is probably the first time I have seen him sober. So good for him for getting his sh*t together.
And you have to admit. Elisabetta has one heck of a hustle. After getting dismissed from Camp Clooney.
Yet she manage to hang on to the LA address. And can still figure out how to earn. Good for her. I bet is p*sses off Clooney to no end… to have her still in LA.
LOL – I’m picturing all the other celeb clingers applauding her and saying “good hustle, good hustle,” like they do in sports.
There’s a hint of similarity, but I don’t think they look too much alike.
I would be surprised if George cares. He’s busy trying to replace Spacey.
i think he’s vile although im happy he’s clean now
what exactly does this woman do?
When I lived in Italy about a decade ago, Elisabetta was famous for being a ‘dancer’ (ie soft porn prop) on a sleazy show on Berlusconi TV. Oh, and her other claim to fame was being the girlfriend of Cristian Vieri, a hot Italian footballer. Back then, she was really pretty – devoid of that weird mannish look she has now – but she hasn’t aged well – though I hesitate to say ‘aged’ as she’s still only in her 30s.
As to what she does now? That’s anyone guess. Beard for hire, perhaps?
It’s more like what won’t she do? And that is, there is nothing she won’t do, or anyone for that matter. Not hating. Girls got bills to pay, Yo!
The perpetual fame banger is back.
I thought they broke up cuz she didn’t support his sobriety? Bad move dude!
She’s finally with someone on her own level, thus more comfortable.
Yep.
premetto non mi piace per niente il suo articolo.steve mi pare una persona degna di stare al fianco di chiunque,i trascorsi di steve li conoscono tutti e parlarne come fa lei fa venire il vomito.steve e oggi una persona diversa e intelligente ha umorismo e sopratutto e una persona sensibile qualita che a lei manca.non mi pare che si somiglino e mi permetta di farle notare che lei lo stile e l’eleganza non sa nemmeno dove stanno di casa.credevo che le cozze fossero solo in italia mi devo ricredere c’e di peggio
Se volessi che qualcuno ti capisse sarebbe il caso di commentare in inglese, non credi?
If you want to be understood it would be fair to write in english don’t you think?
I love Italian and have attempted to learn it twice. There’s a reason kids take language class because as an adult my brain is a sieve. All I’m catching in the above paragraph is ‘non mi piace” and “vomito.” 😉
Approximative translation: basically he is saying he doesn’t agree with the bitchiness of this post. He thinks Steve O. now is a gentle, sensitive, intelligent nice guy, and that the author of this post isn’t as classy or polite as Steve is.
In the end he says that he thought all the bitchies lived in Italy (for sure! We are all crazy bitch there!), but Celebitchy (AH) made him change mind.
Ma cos’e’ questa compassione per Steve? Ogni persona ha il suo opinione, certo, ma mi sembra un po’ strano. Qui negli Estati Uniti, Steve-O e’ appena un celebrity, quindi Elisabetta e’ perfetto. Sono due celebrita’ di “c-list” chi ha trovarci. Suppongo che Steve-O abbia gli amici in Italia.
He certainly helps her looking more feminine.
they look happy.
Yes I think they do look a bit alike. It’s funny because I notice that all the time, where a couple looks more like brother/sister or cousins than gf/bf or husband/wife. I also notice that a lot of dog owners look like their dogs.
I love Steve-O! I think he’s kind of hot.
Yes, she looks happier… but from Clooney to Steve-O? How the mighty have fallen. Then again, Clooney is dating the host of a supermarket reality show, so what do I know? I heard somewhere that Elisabetta had an EMINEM tattoo on her bicep that she covered with whatever is there now… is she a complete idiot?
Yes she is.
Definitely yes. And, yet, not nearly as much of an idiot as Spacey Keibler and she is not nearly as unattractive either. In fact, Clooney is moving so far so fast in the wrong direction that it is scary to think of what will be next in what has become an endless escort freak parade.
They are much more age appropried, and probably they have a real realtionship (is she sober?) instead of a contract. But they both look happy.
Stacey Kiebler that’s your future!
She looks rather feminine for once. Steve O? Seriously? I would never date anyone that is ok with having live jumper cables attached to his penis. EC, sleep with one eye open……
I’ve been married 30 years and if you’re really in tune with your spouse, you do accidentally end up dressing alike, a lot. It’s often unintentional, but I do know couples who buy matching shirts.
It’s kind of a laugh/embarrassing. My husband and I do it all the time by accident and my kids get a huge laugh out of it.
At least we match?
I have to say that she’s happier than when she was with Clooney. Love Steve O. He always gets the biggest laughs outta me on Jackass.
Sssssssstarrr f–kerrrrrrr.
I’d rather date Steve-O than Clooney, at least Steve-o might be interesting where as Clooney is just looking for female meat to fill out the gown beside him.
Yes, Steve O is very interesting and much more complex than people assume. If she stays clean for him then I predict they go the distance and have a family very soon.
They look happy together, I hope they last.
AHAHHAHAHA Damnit, I can’t f-king breath!
I think they don’t look alike, but look really comfortable with each other. Her smile looks natural, unlike Stacy’s fake grin. Maybe we got use to seeing her on the red carpet with her father figure, you know George, that when she is on the red carpet with a younger guy, it looks like her brother.
She looks happy/glowy, like she may actually be getting some dong this time 🙂
This does a lot to improve my opinion of her, honestly. Steve-O is someone I am really fond of and if she appreciates him then that says a lot about her. He might seem like an idiot but he’s not really, he’s a good person.
Agreed. I’ve been willing to give her a chance now that I see she has some convictions, character, and personality.
They do look alike, and I don’t get that. I have no interest in people who look like me/the people I grew up around (I’m from northern Minnesota so there are a lot of us Scandinavian-types up there). I like guys who look very different from me. If you look like me or my brothers or my cousins that freaks me out!
I was never on the EC hate-train, I found her amusing and she seems feisty. It’s great to see her looking so happy!
Me too. She’s looks really contented and you can’t fake that.
So glad she’s not with Clooney anymore. He sucks the life and the fun out of people with his finicky-old-man control freaky ways.
They look nothing alike.
May be being with George is like walking on pins and needles because she sure looks like she has the weight of the world off of her shoulders.
She does look very relaxed and happy. She did call George cold and controlling and according to a blind on CDAN, he still calling the shots in his relationships. Steve O must let her be herself and the pressure is off.
Noooooo Steve o is mine were supposed to be BFF ‘s & skate & cook awesome vegan food together. Ughhhh how did he end up w her!
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