– Trashtastic Anna Nicole has to return to the states and submit her daughter to paternity testing [Gabsmash]
– Michael Jackson has landed in Vegas [TMZ]
– Ten best celebrity encounters with the law [Best Week Ever]
– Arnold Schwarzenegger broke his leg skiing and needed surgery [DListed]
– Kate Beckinsale lets her seven year-old daughter wear makeup [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Britney Spears’ latest publicist quit after just a few months [CelebWarship]
– Brad and Angelina’s characters in Mr. and Mrs. Smith actually met in Columbia, so it’s kind of weird coincidence that they spent Christmas visiting Columbian refugees [Agent Bedhead]
– Maddox Jolie-Pitt is the top celebrity kid of 2006 [CityRag]
– Bono was honored with knighthood [Socialite’s Life]
– Laura Allen: is too much botox hot or not? [Bastardly]
– Kate Beckinsale says her boob was hanging out during an interview [Celeb News Wire]
– Tara Reid in a bikini for Christmas. Plastic surgery and weight loss can only go so far [PopSugar]
– Christina Aguilera and her husband are doing fine [ICYDK]
– Courteny Love remembers trying to get dope on Christmas with Kurt Cobain [Spank Cheeks]
– Marilu Henner just married her old college roommate’s boyfriend. [Glitterati]
– Lindsay Lohan wears a hospital bracelet [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Peter Bjorn & John “Young Folks” music video [Evil Beet]
– Lindsay Lohan narrowly avoids flashing her crotch [IDLYITW]
– Jessica Alba wishes she were skinnier, must want to disappear [Hollywood Tuna]
– Santa is fat and ashamed [Celeb-Diet]
– Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are planning to renew their vows [CelebSlam]
– Paris Hilton is on vacation in Hawaii with Stavros Niarchos and Brandon Davis. Finger cuffs. [Hollyscoop]
– Michael Jordan is still trying to pick up chicks [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daly are New Year’s Eve enemies [US Magazine]
– Mariah Carey is the future of fugly [Egotastic]