– Daniel Craig and Nicole Kidman’s hot W spread [Socialite’s Life]
– OMG The O.C. was cancelled! NOOOOO [Just Jared]
– K-Fed tried to hit on Lindsay Lohan, who surprisingly turned him down. [Celebslam]
– Mary Kate Olsen is the new Marv Albert [Mollygood]
– The world’s worst tattoos (sort of warning because they’re graphic) [CelebWarship]
– Ashlee Simpson looks really cute and healthy in a bikini while Jessica Alba is too skinny [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Ashlee Simpson nip slip [The Blemish]
– Kid Rock and his friends kicked down the door of some high-roller’s suite in Vegas thinking that Tommy Lee, Pam’s ex, was in there [Agent Bedhead]
– Tara Reid can’t count backwards [Evil Beet]
– Mini Me Verne Troyer (you might remember him peeing in the corner on The Surreal Life) is in rehab [Spank Cheeks]
– Paris and Stavros have some public PDA in Australia [Celebrific]
– Paris Hilton is not hot looking all the time [CityRag]
– Paris Hilton got pelted in the face with an ice cube while attempting to sing [yeeeah]
– The father of Davie Banda, the little boy Madonna adopted, says he has no idea how to contact her and would like some news about his son. (Who probably has less male parts now thanks to her heinous.) [Gabsmash]
– The Bastardly Lady of the Day is hot and says that “half the guys on the site would sleep with a guy the age of their Grandfather for $3 million” when asked. Touche. [Bastardly]
– Jamie Lynn Sigler in a bikini [Derek Hail]
– How to tell The Davis Brothers apart [Gallery of the Absurd]