Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are still together. I know because they went out to dinner together last night in Miami. Hilariously, because it’s Miami (home to many of our nation’s retirees), they had an early dinner and so they were probably surrounded by all of the other early-bird specialists, aka “old people”. No disrespect – I love early dinners. I love going into a restaurant and it’s only half-full, and all of the customers are old people. It makes me happy.
But the big news to come out of this dinner is that Kim Kardashian wears see-through skirts without any drawers on underneath. CB did the photos – if you click on the blurred photo, you should be able to see the NSFW Kardashian butt crack. Did Kanye dress her for this outing? Was he like, “Girl, that ass is so incredible, you don’t need no drawers, and I want to watch that ass all throughout our early-bird special”? Epic.
I guess I should mention that there’s another round of baby/pregnancy rumors for Kim these days. Apparently on the last episode of one of their shows, Kris Jenner was all “You should try to get pregnant” or something, and everyone knows Kim will just do whatever her mom tells her. Plus, Kim was tweeting photos yesterday of herself and Kourtney playing “The Baby Ring Game” where you toss the ring up and something something (I don’t care, but you can read more about it here). So now everyone is like “OMG, Kim is pregnant.” She might be. Lord knows.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
That outfit (?? can you even call it an ouftif??) is absolutely ridiculous, see through or not.
She’s not only forgot her knickers but also a top! The outfit is hideous, that skirt doesn’t even fit her. Just goes to show you that money don’t buy class or style.
It’s so ill fitting, it looks like she took a poop in her skirt. Nothing, but trailer trash, the both of them.
The back fat roll sticking out between the top and skirt is the icing on the trash cake. She’s not fat either but her clothes are too effin small. I like her heels though.
^ hehehehehe! Priceless…i’ d be mortified walking around on such stilletos, no friggin way! With her butt ‘s weight, the heels should be made out of reinforced titanium alloy just to carry it without breaking.
I’m so over it with that ass. A toned and firm ass is a beautiful thing, but that behind looks like a yoga ball comin’ atcha.
she gives my indian aunties a run for their money with that back cleavage! Jeysus woman, put some fukkin clothes on!
That said, I think its great she has gone a bit more natural and lost those dead spider fake eyelashes…she has, right?
prostitute
For the love of G_d, can we please go one day without mention of this person? Maybe if we ignore her, she’ll go away?
+1
Maybe if no one posts on a thread about them anymore, they will stop.
Let’s just not comment anymore on this waste of space. I am serious, what do you think?
I fully agree.
My order of dislike:
1. Any of the Kardashians (tied with Lohan actually)
2. Kristin Stewart (but I’m hoping once that last shitty Twilight movie drops she’ll go away too)
x 1,000, for the love of god …
Why are we having to see this twit? As usual she has done nothing noteworthy.
I would agree with this ordinarily, yet the comments on KK’s threads are some of the funniest things here. You lot are extremely funny & witty/bitchy about KK & she totally has it coming. I had given up reading about KK at all, when I noticed the CB headlines about her were getting funnier & funnier, so I started reading the posts again. Pure entertainment!
This. I don’t want to know about every little thing this famewh*re does. She’s not interesting or important.
*scampers off to read about relevant people in other threads*
I totally agree with all of you.
Ewwwwww! She has back fat and looks like a hooker. His pants appear to be sliding down his butt. Is she wearing a kitty cat belt buckle? Meow! Perhaps she is wearing the newest invention – sheer spanx. NOT
I quote Russell Crowe, more relevant than ever—Imagine this in his accent: “Pull your pants up, mate. Nobody wants to see your ass.”
Thank You.
The famewhore did this on purpose. She’s knows about all the sites showing her in spanx and/or butt pads. So now because she thinks all of the public is an idiot she has went out and got these sheer spanx to make it look like her butt really looks like this.
Pics of her that she hasn’t Photoshopped or manipulated with her in a bikini and I’m talking latest pics you see that her body style is totally different and her butt is just a wide flat butt(that’s why she wears a coverups) not the but she perpetrates in spanx, butt pads or Photoshop.
This woman is absolutely an attention whore sad case what will she do when this is all over. Pathetic
I was thinking that too until I saw my husband reading Dutch news and somewhere on the page there was the same pictures and I asked him , “WTF? Kim Kardassian is even in the Dutch news?” And he said, “yeah, it says here she went out to eat in her bra!” lol.
That valet deserves a raise for not looking.
I can’t stand her obviously big fake fat ass
ugh, same here! it aint attractive. I still don’t understand how coco (who I think has a bigger ass) doesn’ bust out and break buttons and zippers on the clothes that she wears, but kim manages to do that.
Coco is married to a man who can afford (and will obviously pay for) custom clothes for her. Plus, Ice loves her and is amused by her antics, but I don’t think he’d let her go out (with him, anyway) looking like KK.
She is revolting.
she is so fucking desperate to be noticed. Time for her to fade away.
I don’t understand that top.
I thought it was a nursing bra at first. I’M upset I just read my crush/future baby daddy Shaun T from Insanity just married his boyfriend,SCOTT .Well I still have Shemar Moore in my dreams LOL.As for KK do your thing,girl.While we are hating she’s making millions just for being famous
Despite having no skills or talents.
She looks like an escapee from an early 90’s “girl group” or rap video in that top & that belt. And that is NOT a compliment!
I’m expecting to her bust out in the Running Man or the Cabbage Patch. If she could move in that skirt, that is.
She also forgot her blouse.
Wasn’t she cold in the restaurant? Buildings in Fla are way over air conditioned. Sigh, I know, silly question….
It’s less about the butt-crack, and more about how HUGELY UNFLATTERING THE CUT IS. Come on girl. Your man is dressing you and you left the house like that? It’s gathering in weird places and looks like neoprene when photographed. Nina Garcia would kill you with her eyes if she saw you wearing that.
Everytime i see this woman i can’t help but think: i wonder how many $ she’s wearing in clothes right now? And my second thought is: how could someone look this cheap with such expensive clothing? :/ that outfit its terrible! I like the shoes …
To quote Dolly Parton…
“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap”.
Haha! Yeah but Dolly is cute, Kim is trashy!
From now on I will refer to her as “Lumpy”. I just can not un-see, how lumpy that ass is any longer.
I am curious if Kayne really thought this was a good look for Lumpy.
What is she doing running around in a black bra in October? Wearing metallic silver pumps. While hitting up the early bird special? This is not a good look. Madonna did it in 1994. And it was not a good look then either.
All the while Kayne is dressed as if he is headed toward the gym.
Seriously. She needs to cut him loose. She might have had clothing issues before. But never this bad.
“Lumpy”……that’s great! I love it. We have “The Cracken” and now “Lumpy”. It’s perfect 🙂
Lol not only is it lumpy it’s crooked the shot from the back her cheeks are crooked! And her style before Kanye was waay better!! And she’s becoming a carbon plastic surgery face of her mother! I still love Khloe though lol
Lol and it’s crooked the shot from the back her cheeks are crooked! And her style before Kanye was waay better!! And she’s becoming a carbon plastic surgery face of her mother! I still love Khloe though lol
Lol and it’s crooked the shot from the back her cheeks are crooked! And her style before Kanye was waay better!! And she’s becoming a carbon plastic surgery face of her mother
It looks like she has cellulite! WTH? It’s just GROSS!
God she is trash. Apparently Reggie Bush and his girlfriend were also there eating. Anyone think that was a big surprise for them? I doubt it very much. Apparently some girl taking pictures and asking questions of the two K’s was almost assaulted by Kanye which Kim found funny and sweet until the girl ran away or at least that is what another site is claiming. They both look like trash and act like trash and I bet Reggie Bush thanks his lucky stars every day that he got away from that klassless group. Plus she is still married legally which makes her even skankier. Yuk.
Dawn, supposedly they were at the place next door. (I’ve no point of reference, though, as I haven’t been to FL in DECADES.) And Kanye pulled a stunt-queen fit, trying to grab a female pap’s camera when she asked Lumpy if she was going to congratulate Reggie & whoeversheis.
If the only evidence for her not wearing underwear is that you could see her butt crack, then isn’t it entirely possible that she was wearing a thong or a g-string?
In the pic where the valet is holding the door for her, you can see what appears to be the indentation of a thong line on her hip. Awful!
I was wondering if that was a thong line or something related to her bad surgeries. Either way she should have worn a flesh toned spanx under it.
That’s no thong, that’s just a roll of fat.
You can see allllll the way up and down that collosal crack, and if there was a thong wedged in there, you’d see it at the top.
That’s what I was thinking… especially in an outfit that tight. I didn’t look at the images though – I’m at work atm.
Wtf. I’m so confused. What are they wearing? That “outfit” is beyond words and Kanye looks a mess too.
Sorry, but she looks horrible. This girl does not know the definition of class. I mean you can be sexy without being raunchy. Someone please sit her down and tell her how ridiculous she looks. My goodness, its disgusting, and little girls look up to that….
Agreed! There is a way to look sexy, without looking trashy.. She looks like a dime store hussy!!!!
Nene- that’s an insult to dime store hussies everywhere!
– that’s an insult to dime store hussies everywhere!
Who wears that to dinner??? Her ‘top’ is basically a sports bra.
I do love her shoes though.
The top I just do not get. I’m wondering though if it isn’t so much that she’s not wearing underwear as it is she has a thong on and her butt is so big it “swallowed” her thong. Sounds plausible and makes the most sense to me. I also figure if she ever responds to this, that’ll be the story she sticks to.
If you look close at the closeup ass crack pic, you can clearly see there is no thong. Not even the flesh colored tiny ones. I think it looks like a thong line on the side because that is where her fat injections start. Ugh.
Well, if she’s not wearing any underwear, I guess the skirt is lined in the front? I mean, not even Kim Kartrashian is nasty enough to wear a skirt so sheer you can see her vadge. Or is she . . .?
Let’s say thank the heavens she has waxed everything…if not we would be seeing the front!!! ewwww
She could leave her sports bra-top combo at home too.
On the other side I used to wear see through without underwear for my husband too. Apparently this “see but not really” inflames most men.
She could be wearing a thong?
Kim Kardashian. nuff said!
Can you just imagine what shape her body would be like if she was pregnant??
There’d be no danger of her taking a fall ‘cos her baby bump would balance out the bum(p) at her rear end.
That top of hers is so class-less. Why does she have to pop them out everywhere – even for a low-key dinner? She is trying too hard. Kanye is a douche, no wonder they like each other.
That outfit is tragic. Anything for attention
For all of you saying she could be wearing a G-string… look at the ass photo. There’s nothing. Literally nothing. She’s going commando.
I was just gonna say the same thing!
snail trail, she is so damn desperate for attention.
Should have scrolled down, first. ITA. Nothing there.
It also looks like she’s checking out her own ass in the reflection of the car door in pic 1 ..lol..
yolo, Thank you! I completely forgot that I wanted to mention that I was shocked she could tear herself away from her own reflection in the vehicle windows to actually make it to the restaurant door!
For someone so vain, she sure dresses like sh!t!
I don’t think the picture confirms “camando”. She could hide a miniature poodle in that crack.
I’m in agreement w/you Rita and along with the pic someone pointed out that looks like there’s thing lines on the side and more pics from DM I still think its possible, especially when I consider she could be wearing “flesh toned”. The thing that baffles me though is that I was under the impression she’s always Spanxing it up. I’m shocked she’s willing to go without some SERIOUS restraining reinforcement.
Oh Rita, I hope her poor little kitteh didn’t fall in there! 🙁
I had those shoes in the early 90’s.
Anyone remember Wilburs on the East Coast?
THE most gorgeous shoes…aaahhhh…I miss that store.
Classy as always. Hope they fumigated her chair after she left.
Kanye’s build is starting to remind me of Justin Theroux — the tiny lower body bit — short little legs.
she is dis damn gusting!!
she will go down in flames, just dumb.
They are a joke, everyone is laughing at them.
I gasped when I saw the NSFW photos at daily mail
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2217821/Kim-Kardashian-dines-Kanye-West-Prime-112-restaurant-Miami.html
^^^ her skirt is completely see through. That butt WAS NOT made by nature. Besides I’ve seen rare pics when she was married to her 1st husband, she was heavier and her butt was small
Yikes those pics are even worse. That ass isn’t natural from the back it looks like what my daughter’s bum looks like after she does a poop IN HER DIAPER.
A cloth diaper, at that!
That’s right. Man-made all the way. Her and that CoCo woman. I’ve seen photos online of CoCo’s implant scars. Apparently The Queen Bee of Vanity here had the dough to pay a better doctor.
Women don’t just GROW giant asses half way through adulthood. They’re born with them. Or if they’re thin and gain weight, they still had the curves to begin with. She had an average-sized body with an average-sized ass until one day BAM! She grew a pair of hemerroid pillows overnight.
She is in her underwear. Where are her actual clothes?
So that’s where Kanye stores the extra air bag – in Kim’s arse. As much as I and others despise what Anne wintour has done to Vogue, at least she has kept this inflatable porn doll/person at arm’s length – and does Kanye EVER smile when he’s with her, or is this just as most suppose a PR stunt.
I agree Val someone should set her down, but first why bother, and second, you would have better luck talking to your pets’ whiskers than talking to this bimbo.
Like two pigs, wrasslin’ under a blanket. A THIN blanket. To paraphrase Mama June, Kim needs to get her vajiggle-jaggle under control!
I almost spit out my coffee- THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! =/ LMAO
LOL! Amen to that!
Give me the Honey Boo Boo clan over the Skin Deep KardASSian crew any day!
Granted, the look is a hot mess — but how the hell can she stand to wear such tight clothing and restrictive belts? I gave up wearing wide belts simply because it’s so uncomfortable to sit in the things (I have an office job and sit most of the day); how can she eat with that thing on? And I’d be tugging at my clothes all day long if they were that constricting. KK’s klothes (ha) are so tight, they’re giving her little rolls along her torso. Doesn’t she feel as if her flesh is being cut?
WHAT. THE F**K.
Who cares? MOO. A big, fat MOO cow full of fat injections to the rear.
Kanye is trying to dress Kim as Amber Rose, and it is the ONLY fail.
Urban Dictionary defines Attention Whore as: Any person who craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it. The type of attention (negative or positive) does not matter.
I think that describes K.K. perfectly.
Doesn’t she have any pride in herself? ok i’ll admit, i wouldn’t wear underwear with a skintight skirt like that either, but damn she’s rich! couldn’t she have it tailored to put a lining in? or put on a slip? and wearing that ridiculous dominitrix top she’s spilling out of AND the see through skirt during the daytime? that is obviously night time outfit and to be honest, a halloween outfit, because this bitch CAN’T be serious with these clothes on in the first place. i mean, seriously, what in the blue fuck is she thinking?
i repeat: KIM! stop freaking taking fashion advice from kanye and his minions! he looks good and you don’t. i mean ever, you don’t EVER look good anymore, since you have been with this man. maybe as vain as he is (and you’re vain too, the perfect match made in arrogant hell) he might even be trying to make you look unattractive next to him on PURPOSE. get a mind of your own, idiot!
You’re right–it is a nighttime outfit. Maybe for the early-bird special in Florida, this *is* nighttime?
How on earth can she eat in that getup? Let alone sit down? THAT’S what she wears to sit down and eat food? Ouch.
It’s part of her weight loss plan. Eating dressed like that helps with portion control.
A terrible fitting see through skirt, a sports bra and hooker heels….? This is called an outfit??? And maybe it’s just me but she doesn’t look really happy these days.
I don’t know Dany, I think it’s just you. She’s been looking as pleased as a kat that swallowed a kanary for quite sometime now that she and Kanye are kommanding attention IMO.
Aw crap, I couldn’t help myself, I looked. Now I have to go rinse my eyes. I know it won’t help, what has been seen cannot be unseen. But it’s disgusting.
Ugh, she’s not pregnant. She’s just trying to get the tabloids to think she’s pregnant. She’s getting really desperate since it really does seem to be 14:57. No one likes or cares about them. The only reason why their still everywhere is because I bet Kris Jenner blackmails people so that family can get their way and stay in the public eye
This^ about her being pregnant. Maybe she was intentionally wearing ambiguous clothing before to get attention (I wouldn’t put it past her) but this is not what pregnant looks like. She actually looks rather close to her most recent firm/trim size. OR she ramped up weight loss efforts b/c she was so horrified people thought she was pregnant so that people could talk that up (also wouldn’t put it past her).
I hate commenting on anything Kardashian because I feel like I am perpetuating their ill-deserved fame. Not one member of the family does anything or real importance and I’m not sure why people buy into the sh*t that they are selling. It’s a real sad state of affairs when the Kardashians and the Honey Boo Boo family are at the top of American pop culture. Why people eat this sh*t up like it’s caviar or should I say fried Oreos at the county fair. Sad.
I agree but we have to ask why does the media bottom feed so much these days; the media has always had a certain amount of bottom feeding but not to this extent, and this is the same media that gets quite pretentious about a lot of things yet they’ve enabled ilk like the Lardassians and they aren’t being called out very much.
SO is the skirt SUPPOSED to be sheer??? Or is it just the material stretch to the point of begging for mercy over her huge ass?? I mean, even elastic has a giving point!! Not only the skirt, but wtf is that gi-normous cougar head belt and could it BE any tighter!? I won’t even bother on that BRA she’s wearing..Ugh, these two…make them stop!! Make them go awayyyyy already!! This is too much for my eyes to see first thing after breakfast..
Where are all the Kardashian defenders?Teen girls take note: Do not go out in public sans slip without underwear. You’ll look like the crazy lady at the supermarket. What a tramp!
Damn…. It’s 2304hrs here in Singapore and this will, without a doubt, bring on the nightmares… Why did I click on the link??!! *goes off to take another shower*
She has gotten big. Kanye must have cum like icing
She has no shame. Well i know she never did but still. (I am easily shocked. lol) She likes to humilate herself i guess.
She doesn’t hold the title “superstar”for nothing.
This outfit was made for Rihanna’s body type. Long, slender, small chested. Kim makes it look cheap & frankly I’m tired of her looking “encased” in everything she wears ALL the time. I do like her shoes, though. & I also appreciate the fact that her wearing a see through skirt keeps me from looking at her “not enhanced” face.
holy shiz, the back fat and arm fat hanging out just complete this look.
crack kills…
She probably couldn’t get a bite in those clothes especially at a restaurant known for their beef. If she passed gas she would’ve ripped that to shreds
Crack kills…this has been your public service annoucement for the day. That is all you need to know for today…..Thank-you….
^^OMG. Gold.
GOD, she looks like a two bit hooker.
If it were my restaurant, I would not let her in. No shoes, No SHIRT, no service!
Ha ! You forgot…no underware no service ! Eww, when she slides into that booth !
She has never looked worse. Reggie Bush could flatten Kanye with his pinky finger and never break a sweat.
Tacky, tacky, TACKY!! I simply REFUSE to believe that Lardassian here was a STYLIST prior to achieving fame by being pissed on by RayJ.
That outfit is every shade of NO!
Stylist – no way. Her bizness was buying things on ebay with loans from her father and selling them to her “clients” who used her “closet organizing” business. I kid you not. This what she was doing “for a living” when she was first seen with the queen of has beens, Paris Hilton.
My DH want to go to Miami for our 10th wedding anniversay next February.
These endless photos of skankwear in Miami are scaring me away?
Don’t worry G, we have some skanks roaming the beach and hopefully she wont be around by then. Besides, unless you’re coming back from a club at 5am, no decent restaurant will let you in flaunting any crack
Kim looks like a pro on the ho stroll. And Kanye? Well, at least he’s saving some good man from a terrible fate. Hope they stay together, perfectly compatible, same level of trashy, classless ick.
Please don’t stop commenting on her, or anyone. I need a good laugh everyday ! Also, if you stop, I might have to start trashing people I know..that be bad,bad bad.
she is straight up looking “plus sized” in these pics
I bet her crack gets hella chaffed. Especially in Miami.
She literally looks like she shat her nappy
That outfit just looks uncomfortable…she’s popping out everywhere! I can’t imagine going out to eat wearing that.
UGH! She is so gross! I too have a big butt, (but mine is natural and not as big as hers), but I know my limits. The skirt is so unflattering. She’s gone beyond sexy to trashy and sloppy.
Lawd, how revolting is that one rear end shot? With that big bloated, untoned butt with a crack that seems to go on forever. Looks positively lardassian. I guess she’s too stupid to feel any shame in going out like this in public.
Joan Rivers needs to put this on the “Starlet or Streetwalker” segment of Fashion Police.
Gross!
Same ugly skirt she wore in Hawaii to get yogurt icecream. She still looks horrible in it, plus no underwear?
To quote the late Whitney Houston~
“CRACK IS WHACK!”
When you have NO DISCERNIBLE TALENT you have to use any gimmick to get attention, including not wearing any underwear to accentuate the hugeness of your fake azz.
And I still think Clownye is fug.
No undies + mirror shoes = Kanye’s idea?
her ass is hanging so low, it looks depressed!
I swear, that top looks like a nursing bra you get at Walmart!
I think this outfit is a new low. She is getting what she wants and that is attention. But this smells of desperation!
smells of desperation! – Love it!
Reggie may be the luckiest man in the world to have escaped this.
Did you see his momma on Wendy Williams? No way was she havin that ho for a daughter in law…Thanks Ma!
Ms – Reg better get his Mama a new house or a Bentley or some serious bling for Mothers’ Day for keeping him out of that fame-whoring mess of a family!
Trash, comes in all shapes and sizes… your fifteen minutes are running out…
Once a skanky whore, ALWAYS a skanky whore.
She is way too fleshy for cutouts…and seeing her a$$ while I’m trying to eat my dinner would have taken my appetite away!
She looks like a prostitute.
So, she can’t afford properly lined clothing? Or maybe her smelly crotch needs some air?
I hope to God they sterilized the chair she sat on during dinner after she left. No way that skirt is able to contain any of her butt sweat or cooties.
What happened to the rest of her outfit it looks like she forgot to put her blouse on and her draws. Kim for the sack of humanity put sum freaking clothes on when u are in public. No one wants to see that.
she wears these type of outfits for attention. (miley cyrus wore a similar outfit on a late night show no more than 2 days ago and received lots of attention for it)
i think her whole plan behind doing the show in miami was to ‘accidently run into’ reggie bush and to show him what he was missing and to throw kanye in his face.. but it backfired with reggie’s girl getting pregnant.. and now kim is left trying trying to make herself feel better with any kind of attention, even negative.
its crazy how her body changes shape depending on what type of spankx she has on, or lack of.
any one of her glam squad peeps would have told her to put something different on, or add a slip or something. i think kanye hates having the glam squad with them 24/7, like kim normally does, so when kim is left to dress/style herself because kanye kicked out her style team, she comes up short… and with no panties.
“she comes short, and no panties” LMAOOOOOOOOOO DEAD! I agree, I think he is against the glam squad. Lol that is why when she isnt with him, she goes back to her drag queen makeup looks
Yuck
Agreed
So gross.
Maybe Kanye is punking her. He’ll have her wearing even more ridiculous stuff as time goes on & then he’ll be like, PUNKED! Got you all!
Took a peek. She looks like she has cushions strapped to her a** from afar.(are they implants or real?) Did she sew that hunk of cloth herself or maybe he did! Really bad fit, keep the butt crack in the bedroom. Trampy Trash the both of em.
I’m sorry but in the pic where she is standing next to the car looking in the window she looks a prostitute. This family has absolutely no self respect or dignity. And of course she’s staring at her reflection in the whole time. What a vain little twit.
So someone else DID notice! She’s looking at her reflection in the car in every photo!
Brava, Kaiser, for that flipping funny headline. KK & K out for an early-bird special—Very sweet! “Elderly, yes—But I like it too!”
I did it. I couldn’t resist. I clicked on the picture and it it can never, ever be unseen. Such regrets….. 🙁
YIPES I will take your word & all above comments & save myself from viewing yet another kimS kracktastrophe style of whore-er!
That top looks like an impractical sports bra.
Kaiser made me laugh hard with her comments.
That’s the only good thing I can say about this whole mess here. Now I’ve gone a busted my great 100% streak of not commenting on Kardashian posts.
Does Kanye ever go a day without wearing leather???? And are those the SAME leather pants he keeps wearing? I bet they stink.
Wearing all this b/c of kanye west,this doesn’t look good on you kim
Am I the only one that noticed in these photos she’s staring at herself in the car reflection? Especially the one above this article – she is literally checking out her largeass reflection on the car!
Unbelievable.
I said it on Huffpo today and I’ll say it here: You can sum her up whole existence in three words: LOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATME………………………………….