I’ve mentioned before that my mom watches the Kardashian shows, right? Well, she’s started to really like Scott Disick. Apparently, the Kardashian writers are making an effort to make Scott seem like less of a “villain” and more like a loving family man. I’m not sure if he pulls it off. Anyway, while Kim Kardashian’s divorce from Kris Humphries is dragging on endlessly, thus forcing Kim’s pimp mother to wait on the giant “KIM & KANYE WEDDING!” plans, Kris Jenner is digging up an old chestnut. Apparently, the next big Kardashian wedding is going to be Scott and Kourtney. And they kind of hate each other so they’re just doing it for the money:
Another Kardashian TV wedding? In Touch has exclusively learned that longtime couple Kourtney Kardashain and Scott Disick “are planning to get engaged when they tape the end of the season of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami in December,” a friend of the family confirms in the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now.
And Scott is already shopping for a ring. “He was at Levinson Jewelers in Fort Lauderdale on Oct. 25,” says an eyewitness, noting that the cameras were rolling. “He was looking at really big, expensive diamond rings.”
Sources reveal to In Touch that they’ve already begun the planning and she’s even given the green-light to televise their nuptials.
“She and Scott have met with a wedding planner,” another friend confirms to In Touch. “And they’ve narrowed down the date — the wedding is scheduled to take place after Christmas but before Easter.”
But friends fear that if they marry, it may not be for the right reasons.
“It’s definitely just for TV ratings,” says an insider close to the couple. (A rep denies the wedding is happening.) “Kourtney is getting caught up in the show, and he, of course, just wants the payday. Sadly, she’s flirting with disaster — and everyone knows it.”
As In Touch previously reported, Scott has left Kourtney and their two children for all-night partying and drunken binges at clubs in Las Vegas and New York multiple times in recent months.
The problem with the “it’s just for ratings/money” explanation is that Kourtney and Scott aren’t the big names of the Kardashian Empire. No one really gives a crap about them, if we’re being honest. Sure, we cared a little bit about Kourtney during her two pregnancies, but now that the baby’s out, do we really give a crap? No. Not really. That being said, I do think most people would enjoy seeing photos, and the trademarked Kardashian Spectacle. I would look at photos of Kourtney in a wedding dress. I would “aw” at photos of Mason as the ring bearer. And I would laugh at the horrendous, trashy-looking bridesmaids dresses that Kourtney would choose for her sisters. So… maybe it’s not the worst idea, I guess.
Here are some photos of Scott dressed up as Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. Well, at least he gets the “joke” I guess.
Photos courtesy of WENN, cover courtesy of In Touch.
I just assumed they did everything for money and ratings
I’m still waiting for their sex tape. It’s family tradition.
I have watched a couple of episodes while stuck at work (my defence is that I work nights and there isn’t much else on), and I have to say that I think I would watch a show that was centred on him. And I think it is hilarious that he dressed up as Bateman. That is his sense of humour, I think.
Now a for the wedding, I don’t understand why anyone wants to watch a wedding special about reality stars who will probably split sooner or later, but someone seems to want to.
didnt he drug up girls to eff them while his buddies were holding the cameras?
young, rich, spoiled, aimless, arrogant, narcessistic, shallow, vain human beings.
thats all the words I know in the english language to match his personality.
I´m sure there are plenty more.
Money whores, they’re disgusting.
Maybe we’ll be lucky & get an episode of the show where Scott acts out the part of Patrick Bateman on the Kardashian family. Now I’ll watch that..
I would pay to see that episode. Especially, if he dropped a revved up chainsaw on Kris Jenner from a high staircase (those who’ve seen the movie know what I am talking about).
I find something completely hilarious about this article.
Quote Kaiser: ” No one really gives a crap about them, if we’re being honest. Sure, we cared a little bit about Kourtney during her two pregnancies, but now that the baby’s out, do we really give a crap? No. Not really.”
Which is reaffirmed looking at the whopping 4 (this one making 5) comments it received.
Kaiser is right. No one cares. Though i’ll admit, they are far more interesting than Kimye.
There are no writers it’s a reality show.Everything on the show is real and authentic.
I hope this is sarcasm because ALL reality shows have writers.
Just as authentic as Kim’s hair, eyelashes, nose, cheek bones, lips, boobs, butt, waist line, etc., etc., etc.
I would watch them marry because they’ve been together a long time, and believe me, Kourtney wouldn’t be marrying him unless she wanted to. Kourtney is a no-nonsense girl. So I don’t expect her to have another trashy Kardashian wedding ala Kim, and I truly know Kourtney won’t let her mom take over with her tacky ways. She’s not capable, really, of being as fake as Kim. Plus, I can’t help it, but I like Scott.
I thought Khloe’s was nice and kept the wedding like her, not overdone, which probably killed Kris, that Khloe wouldn’t let her run rampant. Kim’s was just gross and so cheesy and tacky. Kim wanted the most beautiful wedding and it was cold and sterile and trying to look grand and looked so pretentious anyway. It was a joke and no emotion. I have never seen a wedding that seemed less real and she looked miserable. It was all about being seen in a wedding dress, not about Kris.
and you know the funny thing about Kims wedding? I don’t even remember what she looked like that day…
utterly forgettable
No shit.
ooohhh… will he finger f**k her for the guests’ entertainment.
revolting, disgusting pigs.
Pimp Momma will probably insist on having a camera in place under the table to capture the moment and then sell it to the highest bidder as per usual!
I can’t wait for this spectacle so we can bitch and laugh about it when the house of cards fall down.
Wonder how much they will make on this wedding.
Is he wearing eyeliner with his tux?
They may as well change the E!Network to the K!Network….the station is totally polluted with Kartrahian shows, spin-offs, weddings, etc.
Mercy is going to have his own show soon! (Which would probably be the most interesting one of them all!)
I know I might get yelled at for this…but I’m with your mom Kaiser! I like him. I think he’s an alcoholic and very misunderstood. I also think he has tried to deal with his drinking issues. When he is sober he’s still a weird guy, but a likable weird guy. I also think that Kourteny really loves him. Look at the way she looks at him sometimes…very adoringly.
Scott’s the only one with a personality on that show.
I have no interest in another fake Kardashian wedding. Everyone was disgusted with them after Kim’s debacle. I’m surprised they want to pull this crap again.
Please, no one watch this crap, maybe then they will go away bit by bit. Stop giving them ratings.
This and stop buying magazines that have them on the cover or feature them. Stop buying anything that has the Kardashian brand.
This family is a broken record. There is no originality. Same ol’ song and dance. Sex tape, wedding, scandals that don’t exist and so on. Just boring.
Anyone who watches the show will see that Kourtney lately has just shown utter contempt for Scott and loathes being in his presence. She has been accused by him as using him as a sperm donor. They all but confirmed the last time they had sex was when she got pregnant! I feel sorry for him to a point. He reminds me of my rich black sheep of the family ex bf. He was/is an alcoholic, never has a steady job, always leeching off of others. Ultimately his parents and their lifestyle are to blame for my exes lifestyle currently and I am guessing same with Scott. If Kourtney would push him to get a FULL TIME job instead of these gigs, they’d both be better off and happier IMO. My fear is if it weren’t for the money, Scott would be gone.
Let’s look at this from a purely practical standpoint, shall we?
1) PMK is feeling the backlash from the K&K wedding, and from people alternately calling BS on the Kimye relationship and saying those two narcissistic POSs deserve each other;
2) PMK would love nothing more than to marry off her prized pig to Kanye, but there is that pesky little matter of her still being married to another man;
3) Khloe has her gig as announcer on that singing show, and I highly doubt she’s going to want the cameras all up in her uterus and Fallopian tubes while she’s undergoing fertility treatments and trying to hold together her marriage to Lamar, who is rumored to be “over” the whole “baby thing” (which makes me feel very bad for Khloe) – I’ve also gotten the feeling that Khloe has been pulling away from the fam more lately;
4) Rob is a male, and therefore not part of PMK’s plan of World Domination for Relevance;
5) The younger two are still under-age; have already been pulled out of school for their “careers” and the resulting controversy has died down; they’ve already been modeling and hosting, etc…so that’s really all they can legally do, at this point;
6) PMK went on NATIONAL TV (and PRE-EMPTED THE SEPTEMBER 11 MOMENT OF SILENCE) TO DISCUSS HER NEW TITS (!!!!!!!!!!);
Which leaves us with poor Kourtney, who has done what she’s able thus far by NOT marrying Scott, having two kids with him, and whatever else she’s been required to keep the Ks relevant.
Now, she’s PMK’s last choice! Nothing short of Lardassian switching it up and deciding to beg KH’s forgiveness, move to MN, to stay married and start having kids would draw the level of attention PMK desires!!
(And yes, I’m well aware I’ve spent far too much time on this!) 😉
OVER IT! These two are complete asshats. I wish all of the Kartrashians would go to a remote island and die.
She has two kids with this guy. Marriage is the least of the problems, she can always get a divorce. But why would you choose to procreate with him???
he looks kinda hot, i luv scott he is hilarious