In the spring of this year, tabloids were excitedly reporting that Charlize Theron and Alex Skarsgard were definitely hooking up. The reports began circulating before Charlize announced her adoption of little Jackson, and there were some additional reports about Alex and Charlize afterwards too, although they did peter off. After that, it seemed we were discussing Charlize trying to get Michael Fassbender to show her his ginger Fassdong, while Skarsgard seemed to be swinging his Viking dong through a steady of stream of ladies who may or may not have included Alicia Vikander, Anne V, Lucy Griffiths and basically any lady who struck his Viking fancy.
But! Lainey now claims that Alex and Charlize might still be on. Or perhaps they were on, then off and now they’re on again.
… I’ve heard exclusively from three separate sources that Alex was sighted in Namibia recently. Who’s in Namibia? Well… Charlize Theron has been shooting the Mad Max movie in Namibia. And I’m told that she and Alex were seen out for dinner one night, and walking around together another day. None of my sources were able to confirm in there was any PDA but they say that the two seemed really into each other and were talking closely. Alex was not spotted on set with her, and if he was there, he kept a very, very low profile.
US Weekly reported that Charlize and Alex were “casually dating” in April. Three months after that, the magazine reported that Alex was hooking up with Anne V. Perhaps he went all the way to Namibia to see a friend. Or… perhaps he’s been keeping his options open…and then realised that when Charlize Theron’s part of the conversation, how can there be any other options?
So, what does this mean? If Alex flew to Namibia to see Charlize, I tend to think it’s more like some kind of international booty call thing, or that they were casually dating in the Spring, they spent some time apart and maybe now they’re trying it again. I know some of you are all about this coupling, but for me it’s always been more of a “they look good on paper” kind of thing. I just can’t really imagine them being very hot and sexy together. They’re both all blonde hair and long limbs. I imagine their sex looks like a jerky blonde spider.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
I’d say they probably hooked up then decided to cool off when the kid came around, and now that’s it’s been a while are trying again. You’re the only person I’ve seen who doesn’t think this is HOT.
I’m also pretty certain he never hooked up with any of those other people.
Kaiser doesn’t like the two blondes together thing. Some people just see two blondes together as incestuous but I’m in the ‘they would look like a hot Swedish couple’ couple. Long limbs entwined is also very hot I think.
“jerky blonde spider” – lmao
^^ it’s 5am and I just woke up the bf with my giggle snort.
omg, me toooo! I’m still giggling over it and then I see I’m not the only one amused.
Great visual!
I am ROFL at that tee hee
so accurate!
They would make gorgeous babies, that’s for sure.
“Jerky blonde spider . . .”
ROFL at that mental picture.
He could have gone to visit her, but his mother was also there for work or something. My guess is he went to visit her, not Charlize. I do think they dated though. As for the other women, I don’t think he dated any of them. Alicia V has a boyfriend & he’s not Swedish.
Alex’s mother was in Ghana in September but only for 12 days so he couldn’t visit her recently.
His mom was there months ago, not recently
Although ultimately I think Alex will eventually settle down with a nice Swedish girl, I can’t fault him for sowing his wild, Viking oats even if it means flying all the way to Namibia. If Charlize isn’t into it, I’d be willing to cash in my frequent flyer miles.
Geez, he really does have the shi**iest taste in woman, he could have anyone but he dates someone who calls Chelsea Handler a close friend! Yuk Alex!!
his eyebags are hahaha horrible.
ha…he is good looking now..but in 10 years – not so much.
They’re a white supremacists dream coupling.
LMAO!!!!
People who say things like this creep the hell out of me.
He really needs to do something with these under eye bags. And little nose job would be good idea too.
See, I like those little imperfections about him, the eyebags, the nose, the overbite.
And if he were to tweak them, then people would complain that he’s become just another plastic surgery-loving actor.
I still don’t see it, but…good for Skarsie? Whatevs.
There are photos with alex and alicia vikander like yester on just jared so i mean he is really keeping his options open
http://www.justjared.com/2012/11/01/alexander-skarsgard-embraces-little-doms/
Alicia’s very young…like a good fifteen years younger then him. So she could actually just be a platonic friend. Most of his previous hook ups/gfs were late 20s/early 30s. He does not have a clooney like rep.
That and she has a boyfriend.
And Alex seems to have a lot of platonic female friends.
The farther the intended travels for the booty call, the better the sex becomes. I am sure there is a scientific study of some sort about this. Perhaps I should start one?
I’d go all the way to Namibia to bang either one of them.
Oh god, thank you for saying this, I thought I was the only one. Because really, the guy is sex on legs and the woman is flawless and gorgeous and … yeah. Good for them, although for some reason they seem like an odd couple. Hot but odd.
It must be nice to have Alex on booty call.
I would go all the way to Namibia just to hang out with Charlize Theron.
Me too!
I’m pretty sure she’s awesome to go out with.
My spidey senses tell me he’d be pretty awesome to go out with too.
I’d go to make her tea!
“A jerky blonde spider!” This is why I read Celebitchy! I went from “Dang! What a scorching hot couple” to “EEEK! A Spider!” Thanks for the laugh!!
I know a lot of people liked the idea of Fassbender and Theron together, but lord would they be an awkward red carpet couple. They’re about the same height barefoot, she likes to wear 4 inch heels, and he’s so small boned that she’d dwarf him.
Skarsgard, the buff Viking, is a much better aesthetic fit for her.
Didn’t she just get some bad press? This seems to take the focus off that.
I don’t think so. This kind of rumors from the plan are normal, always you can hear that something going on between actors who are playing the main roles in a film. This rumor was about her and Hardy and all in all it was quite harmless compared to the other things that are happening on the set of this film – exceeded budget and the number of days on the set.
God, I hope so. The only thing that would make that better is a sex tape. I would totally download the sh*t out of that from thepiratebay LOL.
Okay this made me seriously LOL! Thepiratebay vs the loop playing in my head right now? Hmmm… :-D. Hotness overload.
Kinda hard to be in Sweden /L.A and Namibia all at the same time don’t you think?? People need to leave Skars alone and let him decide who is best for him…. besides Lainey is not exactly his biggest fan.
That”s what i thought after reading laineys post on this. It was also incredibly speculative and suggestive which is so unlike her or maybe it is iin the sense that occassionally she puts up a post that suggests she is in the know but really she’s just speculating. just like all the other gossip rags and then she gets bragging rights if it turns out to be true.
Also, everytine she writes about Alex, there is a longing there….like she’d like to be in his circle but somehow can’t or is unable. it’s about a notch from her Pitt porn admiration.so she settles for dislike….but it’s still there.
I don’t get a ‘longing’ for her concerning Alex, but she does run cold/lukewarm on him now, KB killed Lainey’s Alex crush pretty thoroughly, it seems to me.
@glee, oh, there was enough time for him to fly from Sweden/Namibia/Sweden(?)/LA in the 10 days or so that he wasn’t tweeted/spotted.
Now whether he actually did or not, I have no idea.
I think that he had enough days off to be in Namibia. He disappeared from “the radar” for nearly two weeks. He wasn’t seen in Sweden, or in LA, or anywhere else … except Lainey’s report.
He WAS seen in Sweden. In fact there are fan photos from Stckholm, and he was also spotted at the airport of a famous ski resort in Sweden (fan photos there, too). Alex is crazy about his family. His time is short and precious. I doubt he would waste time away from his family for a booty call in Africa.
@sofia, he was in Sweden but there was about a 10 day period where there were no tweets/fan pics at all, basically from two weekends ago until this photo set surfaced on Halloween.
So yes, there was enough time for a quick booty call to Namibia. OTOH, he may have been hanging out at his mother’s cabin. Who knows.
@cr but why go to Namibia? There aren’t any tall blondes in Sweden who aren’t complete bitches
@Gloheart: Why Namibia? Because that’s where Charlize is? And perhaps after whatever the heck actually happened with them last spring he suddenly decided he needed to be with her?
Do I think he was actually in Namibia? No, he probably wasn’t, and I suspect Lainey’s sources were lying, or perhaps it was really American Horror Story’s Teddy Sears?
What do tweets Facebook and cell phones all go down in naimbia when Alex arrives. Not one tweet sighting of Alex and Charlize together in Namibia Yet some source seen them ?
I call bullshit until a grainey shot or a believable detailed report comes out
Yeah, amazing that “three sources” saw this with their own eyes but there’s not one single picture or even one single piece of detail. Nothing. This is just more anti-Alex bluster from Lainey.
I love the Skars. I think he’s cute, a good actor and from every account, a good guy. But he is not Brad Pitt. Alex can totally travel, especially to third world countries and not be noticed.
I think he’s hooking up with her and maybe they will try a real relationship. Time will tell. I’m also wondering if he is trying to get her to star with him in that Vanguard film.
He can go incognito, but why fly almost literally from the top of the globe to the bottom to ask her to have a role in a movie that doesn’t have a finished script? If he was actually there in the last couple of weeks I don’t think it would have been solely for business.
i love askars he is soo beautiful
ha–jerky blonde spider!!
This seems pretty out there..but who knows. I do think Skarsgard gets around..i belive that bit. But I am not sure he would fly all the way to namibia for a piece..even if it was Charlize…
I agree that IF something is going on with them.,.there would be a pic of them somewhere..in this age of cell phone cameras.
Wasn’t he in Rome a couple weeks ago? he was there with TB castmembers for a festival.
They’d be hot together. Two blonds together is no different than two brunettes, etc.
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As far as her having a child now, Alex comes from a huge family and I don’t think that would intimidate him in the least. He has 7 siblings and two are under the age of 5.
I find him quite handsome, they definitely make a gorgeous couple. Can you imagine how beautiful and big their babies would be?
I’ve been lurking for a good long while now and almost choked on my late lunch – blond jerky spider, HILARIOUS!!
I’m 96% sure he’s gay.
He’s not gay, he’s European.
What’s that supposed to mean?
hehe, totally (European men seem more comfortable expressing their sexuality and aren’t obsessed with appearing macho or hetero like US men).
Charlize is pretty funny in interviews. I bet the two of them would have a lot of fun together.
Alex would fly across the globe spend all that cash just for a booty call with Charlize ? And nothing else? is skars that desperate for sex that there is no other women he has in his cell phone he could bed
I am finding this lainey peace all too sketchy with no evidence except these remarkable unamed people who just happen to see them together
Only time will tell once she gets back to LA will
there be a sighting of them or not ? And lainey is going to look really stupid if it turns out be false with no sightings , but if it turns out to be true then lainey has some excellent spies
He was spotted around Sweden and in Spain (Madrid, I think). I guess he could have had time to go to Namibia too but it strikes me as a bit odd if he did, unless they’re very serious and somehow I doubt they are – at present at least.
This CT AS rumours has been going on for months. The only real evidence is the video where CT seems to be hiding in the backseat of AS car. Somewhere there has to be a fire thats building all this smoke. It could be that they are only good
friends. But that doesnt explain the lack of pictures.If they are just friends, why does it have to be so secret? I mean, CT is running around with Fassbender for example,and its known that she wants to jump him but no one seems to be overly upset. With AS it seems to be another story. Very hush, hush.
Rwaaarrrrr….dang, that pic of him quickens my pulse and made my mouth go dry.
He can bang any young skinny pretty blonde model he wants, but when he finally settles down it had better be with a mature, beautiful, brunette with curves. His mother is brunette, so chances are good.