First of all, I’m sorry, but I keep getting drawn to Kim Kardashian butt photos like an ass-moth to a booty flame. These are new pics of Kim and Jonathan Cheban in Miami yesterday, heading into (and then leaving) Body & Soul gym for a workout. I have to admit several unsavory things all at once. One, I kind of like Kim’s workout gear. I’ve started wearing tighter workout clothes, and while I haven’t gotten to “skin-tight compression leggings and no panties” yet, that’s actually my goal! Two, I wish I looked this good coming out of the gym. My ass is HAGGARD after my four weekly workouts. I’m soaked in sweat, I’m beet-red and I’m just spent. I never look glowing and comfortable like Kim does in these photos. Three, I actually think Kim is truly losing weight. Right? Her butt looks less diaper-ish and more streamlined. Maybe those QuickTrim pills are working? Ugh.
Speaking of weight and body image, Kim might have a new interview with The Sun…? Maybe. The Sun is famous for re-appropriating old interviews without attribution and passing them off as new, exclusive interviews. Some of the quotes from Kim sound old, but it could be that she’s just a boring person with nothing new to say. Kim says: “I am really glad to be able to promote a healthy, natural body shape, eating well and exercising and appreciating the shape that you naturally have. I was a teenager in the 90s, which was the era of grunge, the waif and heroin chic. Female models were skeletal, and with my Armenian background that was a mould I was never going to fit.” Here’s the thing… I would be much more accepting of Kim’s positive-body-image messages if she told the truth about her size. Instead, she lies and claims she’s a size 4 or 6. Anyway, Kim and her sisters are in the UK today to promote their plus-sized clothing line, the Kardashian Kollection for Dorothy Perkins. I’m sure we’ll have those photos later!
PS… I still hate that she uses a Birkin bag as a gym bag. So stupid.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
is this the same gym where she parked in 2 handicap spots? I can’t stand this chick.
How the he** does this trash rate this much coverage of a trip to the damn gym? & her ass is as fat as ever. Sorry, but she’s not losing weight. It’s a ruse. Her ass would need a meat cleaver to get outta there! & to marie: Her ass requires 2 parking spaces.
ha, one cheek per spot..
I think she is getting so much coverage because many of us are hoping that a piano will fall from the sky and crush her and we want pictures.
Haha
is it just me or does she look like an indian octomum in the 3rd picture?
Lumpy!
Agreed. Elegant and to the point.
Yes! Parked her rolls Royce in TWO handicapped spots…what a self important d-bag!
I’ll probably get attacked by I don’t get why people keep saying Kim is fat. Except for her hips/butt, she has a small waist and pretty flat stomach. She’s probably an 8 because of them. Also diet pills don’t work alone. Exercise is also key.
Nobody says she is fat (at least for what I’ve read here); people usually say she doesn’t dress for her size, her wardrobe sucks, and that her ass isn’t real. Which is my opinion too.
Yeah, that and starving yourself and getting plastic surgery. There is no way she’s getting a rigorous workout with those completely unsupported b00bs hanging out like that – not sure who she’s fooling.
She is sticking her two fingers to her throat – in my opinion it is some kind of exercise. Maybe biceps and triceps… OK!?
That was what my first thought was.
It’s all liposuction, body sculpting, butt implants in, butt implants out. She is fake as fake can be.
Exactly. The small waist is a dead giveaway. Plastic surgeons can also install a sort of retainer belt around your middle if you don’t have any muscle tone, so it always looks like you have on a corset; your upper and lower body don’t match the middle. See Mariah Carey and Coco. It looks to me like all three of these ladies have had that done.
The false butt doesn’t come across as “sculpted” or intentional. It just looks like a big, fatt, butt. So, the body sculpting is a fail, imo.
She isn’t fat, but it’s the shape of her behind that is just…i’m just going to say it, odd.
She will never lose it. It’s all part and parcel of her bone structure and muscle shape. She can have liposuction, and it still wouldn’t make a difference. She has a really wide hip and butt area.
It’s odd because it’s fake. (:
EXACTLY!!!
The thing is: she has paid someone to have that monstruosity on her butt.
I find it completely bizarre that, in America, you can buy yourself a fake ass, be a whore and make millions.
WTH???
And billions spent each year in america to lose a fat ass! Why in the holy he** would anybody pay to have that thing stuck inside her body? It has to be real, nobody is that ridiculous and stupid!!
@Roxi: she pays even to look like an alien, it make sense she has undergone to surgery to have butt implants.
It looks odd because –
1)She has silicone implants which NEVER really look natural since they do not blend properly with the woman’s natural bone structure and spine curvature.
2)Botched lumpy lipo/fat transfer. Her butt looks like Tara Reid’s stomach.
I know some people assume it must be real because who would want a deformed-looking butt? A massive attention whore, that’s who. That butt might be ugly but you can’t deny it gets her the attention she craves.
THese two do NOT gym…they go in to record a couple of minutes footage for their show, and bounce. His arms are not toned in any way, and her weight loss is most likely from the pills.
Kourtney is the only one I can see actually works out. Let’s not start with Khloe -_-
Exactly-we’d all look dewey and beautiful if we went to the gym and didn’t do anything. She probably stretches on a mat and reads a magazine then leaves.
I agree, they didn’t work out at all. Nobody looks like that after they really work out–not at my gym or any other I’ve been to anyway. The part that makes me laugh is that she gets a 16 oz smoothie afterward, probably 300 calories after she burned like 25 sitting on machines with Jonathan and quitting once she broke a sweat.
thank YOU! “ehhh…..ehhhh….phewww!”
“Jawnaaathawn….(whining voice). i’m like literally worn out. ehhh…ehhhh. I just literally lifted my Birkin into a locker and literally grabbed a towel…ehhhh. I’m literally going to go get a smoothie now. Literally”
“but it could be that she’s just a boring person with nothing new to say.” – Do YOU think!?!?!?
LOL
(legitimately, OUT LOUD)
I would like to know what she is smoking when she says she is a size 2.
ps her ass is blegh.
The Sun interview is cut and paste
She always looks so much better in work-out gear than in regular clothes.
I know I can’t really hate on her today. I like the outfit, I would wear this and I’m not a gym rat.
“like an ass moth to a booty flame”!!! OMG! You are hilarious!
This is what I came to say. I just about died reading that. My day is now complete.
She has serious bald spots on the back of her head
OMG! She does!
Are they from her years of wearing extensions?
In the second and third to last pics you can also see where they have stitched her weave in. Clearly. You can actually see the line of the weave.
Also, my lulu lemon pants are hiding now, they are not meant to hold in so much ass and are threatened by the aforementioned photo set.
Hey! You’re alive!
Love my lulu pants!
Kaiser, if you want to rock some tighter gym gear (esp running or yoga) you should check out lulu. O many great cuts & fabrics there will be one that flatters you and makes you feel good,
Katietoo! I am alive! We just moved from DC to Atlanta and went on vacation in between. It is always crazy for me when we relocate (every freaking 6-8 weeks) and then we all got a horrible cold. Still dealing with taking care of sickies.
Nice to be back-we just got improved internet last night. It is hard to comment when you are uploading pages line by line like the old days. Now I am full speed and full snark. Watch out:)
And, yes, Lululemon stuff is the best I have found yet. Better than Lucy, but I just found an Athleta and scoped it out yesterday. Going to try their yoga pants with skirt…Will let you know. Not as spendy as lulu, but looks like great quality. lulu is the only pant powerful enough for Lardassian ass:)
Anyone who is looking for compression workout clothes or of you like lululemon you should try the Active line from Old Navy. Their Active Control Max capris and pants are better than any I’ve tried at lululemon and like 1/3 the price but shockingly good quality (surprising because normally ON is crap). The Active Control Jacket is rad too. I constantly get compliments and asked if I’ve lost weight when I wear the control max stuff (I haven’t, its the pants).
Swear I’m not an Old Navy shill, haha.
Those are actually just her extensions. You can see where they are attached. She is not going bald. Far from it. They are very hairy chicks! My gawd, that ass. Its starting to fall down, soon it will be draggin bottom. Ewww!
If she loses too much weight Kanye will dump her.
Her ass is going to be a trainwreck in about ten years. yuck
GUUUUURL PUHLEASE!!! You ’bout as relevant as rice cakes to the food pyramid, aint nobody checkin’for you!
Seriously I don’t get it, she has a very unfortunate looking butt. Ick.
I have the same ass shape, and i’m 5’5 and a size 12. However, everything else is way out of proportion lol
If she’s short, like 5′, then yes, it’s possible that she’s a 4-6. I knew a girl who barely cleared 5′, was chubbier than me now, and was a 4. My mom is 5′, has a belly, and is a size 6.
Everyone confuses size 8 and under with being “hot” thin.
Maybe, maybe a size 6 because she is short, but she claims to be a size 2. LOL!!!
She does have a very attractive face but that body with those hips and butt is one hot mess(shudders).
She does look so much better with minimal make-up. Kim does look thinner but she still looks uncomfortable even in whatever heck kinda pants she wearing. And I cannot stand her friend he looks like a corpse! Ugh!
I don’t think I have ever seen her in an outfit that looks comfortable. Something is always off – like her pants/top/dress are too tight or her waist is cinched too tight, or an item is the wrong cut for her and looks like she can’t move without some sort of wardrobe malfunction or she’s wearing leather in 90 degree Miami heat, etc etc etc… It’s pathetic that she spends the money she does on her wardrobe and continually looks like a ‘don’t’
“like an ass-moth to a booty flame.”
LOL
If she did workout (a BIG if) it is possible her face can no longer swest because of too much botox. Botox is also used as a therapy for sweating too much. Also if she did workout, she probably has a glam squad there to make her look normal rather then rest of us who would be beat red drenched in sweat. It makes me think she’s being GOOPY about her weigt loss like, “look at me, I lose weight and still look fabulous unlike you…”
I am a little cranky this morning ladies. My boyfriend was really sick last night and combined I got maybe three or four hours of sleep. He is fine which is great but I am cranky lol.
she probably didn’t do an intense workout, maybe just yoga or pilates or something.
Just a guess.
You’re right that she didn’t kill herself whatever she did, but I take umbrage regarding your implication that yoga/pilates isn’t much of a workout.
sorry, no offense meant, I just meant that Kim likely didn’t do a workout that would leave her haggard, beet-red and soaking in sweat like Kaiser described herself in the OP. My English vocabulary lacks a bit on this subject, I don’t talk about sport much in english
I actually do yoga, I know it’s tough 🙂
Sisi, thanks for adding that. I was going to say you’ve been taking the WRONG yoga classes. I kill myself in yoga and pilates (ballet core)!
I can’t see KK doing actual, real yoga.
The waistband on those leggings is sitting half way down her butt. Just an observation
Is she morphing into Octomom or is it just me? Third pic down, they could pass for sisters~ not a good thing.
She is not fat, her a$$ is just repulsive! It looks like it’s plastic…just like her face.
Why does her ass look like that? Doesn’t her trainer work her out properly?
Problem is she can’t train and firm that injected fat in her ass. This sh*t will always stay lumpy and saggy…
Everyone’s already said it, but neither of these two mouth-breathers are actually working out at the gym. (Don’t judge me, please) but there was an episode of when the Kardashians were in NYC when Kim and Kris were at the gym, and he kept trying to work out while she was on the phone, texting. She barely exercised. If her butt looks smaller, it’s because she’s wearing a smaller booty pop, not because she lost weight.
“Here’s the thing… I would be much more accepting of Kim’s positive-body-image messages if she told the truth about her size.”
I’d be more accepting if she was honest about her actual body, which looks like this:
http://alteredidentity.com/is-kim-kardashian-lying-about-butt-implants/
Gah! She was so pretty.
@Samigirl —
This x 1,000,000.
Long time, no chat. How’s the family? 🙂
TOK, yes! She was gorgeous and unique. Now…idk, she’s a mess.
Veruca, hello dear!!! The family is fantastic. Little lady is 6 months old, has 5 (OMG) teeth! Can say Momma, Bubba, and Dada, and has the cutest little 1 legged crawl ever. My little guy turned 5 yesterday (*sob*) and we are about to do magnet testing. Life is absolutely wonderful! How are you, dear???
Why would anyone do this !? She was so pretty and exotic looking. Now not so much
She doesn’t work out. She goes there to get her picture taken.
1. The ass is fake. When it gets bigger you can see the implant scars through her skin-tight clothes. Check out the posts from a month or so ago.
2. There is no reason to wear panties to the gym. In fact, all it does is make everyone stare at your ass/VPL. Like an ass moth to a booty flame. Almost any workout gear you have will show the outline, which isn’t flattering, ever. Most people don’t like being looked at in the gym, so don’t show your underwear if that’s you.
3. I think Kim looks good here but I’m pretty sure it’s because she didn’t work out.
Based on their appearance, neither one of them “just” worked out. They probably walked on the treadmill side by side for 20 min taking about how both of them enjoyed kanye’s “Ye” llast night. Got a smoothie and headed for the door. Trust me this girl did not break a sweat in there.
Hahaha..everytime I see it! Nothing “hot” about that tragic mess. It’s deformed! It would look better flat.
It did! Check out the link on comment #23
She’s on the cover of one of last week’s trash rags, it claims she has lost 28 lbs in three weeks! LOL I personally believe she regularly gets lipo and they inject all the fat back into her ass.
I like the outfit, but what’s up with the pants? It looks like they either split right down her ass or were reinforced to prevent such an (inevitable) eventuality.
I’m sorry, her ass is weird and lumpy. Not attractive.
I bet my life she’s wearing spanxs under those leggings 😉 this chick will never wear anything with out it….I would have more respect for her if she came out as her true self, she’s always trying to flaunt a perfect body when in reality she has soo much bumps in the a$$ and legs, ( Kim , be real with your “fans” )
And I’m convinced now that ( celebitchy) is obsessed with Kim , I mean a post about her a$$? STOP with the Kim post
When you work out hard in compression pants, you have to make peace with the crotch sweat stain. Or maybe that’s just me. I’m a beast, though.
Everytime I see her ass I am convinced she is wearing diapers. It is just.. odd..
Not sexy at all. Don’t understand the hype.
Did she get butt implants (I seriously do not know).
If so, she is STUPID.
All I have to say is ewwwwww.
She is very much a 4 or 6. Nothing hard to believe about that.
There is no way she is a size 4-6. I am a 4-6 and my butt is nowhere that big. She looks more like a 10 on the butt. She is a lying self absrbed bitch. What a fraud.
PLEASE NO MORE KIM!!!!
Dude, I love girls in yoga pants but that does not look good. At all.
She looks like Octo in the thumbnail…
Scroll so you only see the butt shot from the waist down. GAG. I think we’re lulled into thinking dat ass is remotely normal because of her trim, seemingly un-fucked-with top half (aside from boobs). And because lumpy asses are more & more commonplace.
Yuck. Does anybody find her doughy butt attractive? I’m guessing she’s wearing three pairs of spanx under those leggings.
You know how cheap sports bras will compress breasts into one big, flat, wide, uni-boob type loaf? That’s how her ass looks ALL THE TIME. A loaf of uni-butt.
Can someone please explain to me why these celebrities with perfectly decent hair have weaves?
doesn’t it damage the hair you got? Like fake nails?
No weight loss, she just changed the size of her butt pads.