These are some photos of Chris Brown at the launch of “the Black Pyramid and Pink+Dolphin collection” in LA last week. I never got around to publishing them because, like, who gives a crap when we have new photos of Chris? Anyway, Chris knows how much everyone loves and respects him. The whole world just waits to see what amazing and magical thing Chris is going to do next. So now we know – Chris is going into modeling! Chris has just been signed to Wilhelmina and according to Us Weekly, he’s actively seeking fashion and beauty endorsements.
Chris Brown is ready for his close-up! The controversial “Turn Up the Music” singer, 23, has landed a modeling contract with Wilhelmina, WWD reported Nov. 15. Joining the agency’s artist management division, Brown will work with Wilhelmina in hopes of landing new fashion and beauty endorsements.
“Art and style has always played a significant role in my life — it’s evolved with me throughout my career,” Brown said in a statement of his new gig.
Three years after assaulting then-girlfriend Rihanna, Brown — who made waves when dressing as a terrorist for Halloween — is considered a marketable brand by his new employers. “Chris Brown is a . . . multifaceted artist with a unique take on style, and we are excited to translate and extend his brand,” Taylor Hendrich, the director of Wilhelmina Men, told WWD of the agency’s newest client.
For his part, Brown does not feel the need to continue to apologize for his past behavior. “I can’t hate people for making judgment on me or making a decision of liking me or not liking me,” he told MTV during a This Is How I Made It interview earlier this month. “All I can do is try to be better as aperson, and I’m good with knowing everything isn’t always going to be perfect.”
Brown joins the ranks of Wilhelmina’s other celebrity clients, including Fergie, Natasha Bedingfield and Keri Hilson.
You know what I think the worst part may be? That if some company is dumb enough to hire Chris as their “face,” he would actually turn out to be a decent model. I’m not saying that as satire either – I’m just saying that Chris can take a good photo and he has an interesting “look”. Of course no one should hire him though. I can’t imagine there are many companies that want Chris’s douche-face to be the face of their brand, even though he does have a devoted and crazy base of fanatical Team Breezy fans who will buy whatever he shills.
Photos courtesy of Daniel Tanner/WENN.com.
He’ll get them too. Gross right?
I would actually pay him to NOT wear my label!
Oh,Bellaluna me too! I’m not violent by nature but when I see him I want to punch him in the face!
The thing is, is that this guy already looks like he was on the receiving end of a beat down with an ugly stick… God this guy is FUGLY!
Look at how skeevy and gross he is. He actually looks mentally unstable. Total yuck.
LOL. What?
Good for him. If general public is OK with him and his behaviour how dare you to judge the Lohans. Double standards?
I know, right? He’s so great and a model citizen. Leave the Kennedies alone! wait…. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
LOL. What does this have to do with the Lohans? I can’t stand CB. I can’t stand the Lohans. No double standard there.
Are you going to troll every post here, Johnny?
lolwut? im pretty sure no one likes the lohans either. seems pretty equal to me.
I won’t buy anything he endorses.
Word to that.
We, in the U.S. must be totally classless to allow this to happen.
I agree. Chris is despicable, and the thought of buying anything he makes or models makes me vomit.
Yuk. I just don’t get why people keep endorsing such a pig? Just say NO to Chris Brown in every way you can, don’t buy anything he takes part in. Then and only then will he be gone. I swear this guy will kill a woman some day and he’ll be making money from prison. He is just gross.
Whatever he’s selling, I ain’t buying.
Chris Brown for
“Delusion”
The cologne that packs a punch
PERFECT!
Hahaha, so horrible. And yet… so right.
Is he going to model wife-beaters?
Good One!
No.
The last picture makes my skin crawl. What a creepy douchebag.
I would say who in their right mind would hire him, but you know what, some company looking for attention will. Gross.
He’ll be relegated to a stunt hire for the American market, I’m sure. Though he’ll doubtless get work in other markets.
Ugly. Gross. The tats make it worse. POS. Have I covered it all?
Ummm…art?
Art has played a significant role in his life? Is that what’s on his shirt? Art?
Art and style. Two things I never think of when I look @ Chris Brown.
he is so far up his own ass that his nose is touching his esophagus. I will buy exactly jack and shit of what he’s endorsing.. I don’t understand how people still let him be a thing, such a douchey waste of space..
F to the MF-ing No.
It’s funny to me the models I know have to take such good care of their skin or body and getting a tattoo is sort of a ‘at your own risk’ choice for them.
Meanwhile this fool has a dozen, a $hitty body, bad attitude…and will likely get the sparkling endorsement, meant for someone far more talented than him.
Now THIS is a guy they need to start a petition about, re: trump and macy’s.
stat.
I WOULD avoid buying something associated with him….
He should be booked to model in front of the NRA at the far end of a shooting range.
He looks like a drug addict.
Just what I want to see…up the nostrils of a model who holds his nose so high thinking he’s fabulous! Unless he’s selling decongestants…
I actually don’t think he has an interesting look. Before he revealed to the world what a useless trashbag he was, I liked his music but found him unattractive — which is odd because I’m kind of a skank and find most men attractive in some way. Something about his facial proportions just turns me off.
He looks hungry….
A model? The only thing this ahole can model is the perfect loser. What a world we live in, yes, lets reward the repugnant POS even more – more money, more jobs, more reason to think he’s so shit hot. When in fact he’s just plain shit. And he’s seriously NOT good looking. This is how low our standards have fallen…
Hope they photoshop his annoying nostrils.
Bobby Brown 2.0
Bobby Brown the remix
Woman beating aside, that face is just ugly. U-G-L-Y. Ugly. Uuuugghhhly.
It must have been the halloween outfit they wish to replicate!