– Tom Cruise is god to the Scientologists [CelebWarship]
– Adventures of Britocchio [Gallery of the Absurd]
– Angelina Jolie spent over $700 just so she and Maddox could take a shower [Celebrity Baby Blog]
– Leonardo DiCaprio mauled by fans at the Japanese Departed premiere [Bastardly]
– The latest American Pie DVD blow-by-blow [Pajiba]
– Tara Reid gets double-teamed on stage [Hollyscoop]
– Kimbo Stewart and Harry Morton are a new item [Socialite’s Life]
– John Mayer is less reluctant to be seen in public with Jessica Simpson [ICYDK]
– When bloggers make fun of Perez Hilton, is that like the pot calling the kettle black? [Mollygood]
– Kurt Cobain was puking from detoxing when Courteney Love gave birth to their only child [yeeeah]
– Sundance celebrity chili [CityRag]
– Bad fashion at Sundance [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Jared Leto thinks he’s a badass [Best Week Ever]
– Rosie tries to start a fight with Oprah, gets one of the world’s richest hands [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Ashlee Simpson’s new boyfriend [Gabsmash]
– Did Anna Nicole have her son’s baby?! [Spank Cheeks]
– Tori Spelling tries to look cute. Fails. [Celebrity Puke]
– Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson are being courted for a reality TV show in which they would school virgins on how to score [DListed]
– Justin Timberlake played basketball with Eva Longoria and Alyssa Milano in his hotel room for hours [PopSugar]
– Britney goes shopping for underwear with her mulleted son – the only one the public has ever seen [CelebNewsWire]
– Britney in an awful outfit again [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

– Little girls’ midriff-baring fashion. [Metadish]
– Pamela Anderson tries to stop a Colonel Sanders stamp from being released [The Blemish]
– Italian soccer player Marco Boriello’s drug test excuse: he failed because of the crotch cream he used for the STD his girlfriend gave him [Kickette]
– Walgreens stops an employee from reporting on child abuse [White Trash Mom]
– Bored at work? Join a celebrity fantasy league and vote on who will have the next f’up. [Fafarazzi]
– Please let Mark Wahlberg win an Oscar [Junkiness]